Trivoli Community High School - Memoir Yearbook (Trivoli, IL)

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, 17-Grayton takes his second semester shave. 18-First practice for The Old Oaken Bucket . 19-Freshmen discard their dolls and dig up marbles. 20-Mr. Wells explains electricity. Now wasn't that shocking? 21-Scientists claim that this is the last day of winter, we claim that it is the last day of the week. Hurrah for Saturday! 24-Spring fever. Three seniors go to sleep in Assembly. Freshmeu sing Rock-a-bye Baby . 25-All three seniors woke up. 26-Senior class play, Green Stockings selected. 27-Ruth uses curling iron for a match-doomed to bobbed hair for- ever more. 31-The March is over. APRIL 1-April Fool-nothing happened-can you believe it? 2-Janitor tells some new fish stories. 3-First track practice-essential equipment, rubber boots and over- coats. 4-Chorus practiced-too bad. 7-Mr. Wells drives his car to school-the mud is gone forever. 8-Miss Cornelius sports a new spring hat. 9-Rain-'tain't spring anamore. 10-Ain't going to rain no more-no more. 11-Seniors begin to talk about graduation. 15-Annual goes to press. Jokes What ever trouble Adam had, No man in days of yore Could say when he had told a joke, I've heard that one before. Mr. Wells fto tardy studentjz 'tWhy are you late? Richard: Well, a sign down here- Mr. Wells Cinterruptingj : What did a sign have to do with it? Richard: The sign said, 'School Ahead-Go Slow'. A Scotnchman awoke one morning and found his wife dead in her bed. Rushing to the stairs, he called, Mary, Mary, cook just one egg this morning. U Some days Addisonis chair is vacant during the few minutes. he sits on the floor. 3 - Senior: I want a new hat. I'm going to work and put every cent I make on my back. Freshie: Well, that wouldn't be on your head. Page Ninety-eight

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- -------- - ----------- -The ground hog did not see his shadow. -Ted Opie declares he'll lead the B. B. team if he has to dress on the run. - Make-up of rouge and lipstick seems popular with all of the boys. Sun shone 5 minutes, but Jessie Gillett declares that there is sun- shine in her heart. -Seniors depart to have pictures taken. Such excitement over noth- ing. -Spring must be here-Mr. Wells wore a light suit today. -First elocution lesson was given-we judge from sound there were six killed and many wounded. -Bontz has narrow escape-thirteenth of month and he forget it was leap year. -Basket ball team departs for Macomb. Wonder if it was parting tears that made the roads so muddy. 16-Basketball team wins second place at Macomb. HURRAHZ -Warren Sandal-spends wholle noon hour demonstrating how to eat beans with a toothpick. -Gladys McMaster was not late to school this morning. Who pre- sented the alarm clock? -Jessie, has her hair shingled. Edgar wants to know how much she had to pay the carpenter. -At time for parting, we find Violet all teary because there will be no more nights till tomorrow night. -Half holiday-why do they close the banks if Washington was such an honest man ? -Celebrate other great men's birthdays-Donald and Edgar claim that distinction. -Mr. Wells discovered that gasoline explodes-freshmen badly startled. MARCH -Mr. Lane of Canton smashes four cameras, raincoats and rubber boots in order. -Freshman planned a party. -Party fizzled out. -Basket ball team departs for Peoria tournament. -School dismissed for tournament. -Big race-two girls-two hats-two hats won. Referee-VVind. -Nine boys bought new hats. Basket ball team picture published in newspaper. -This is the month of March. We march to school. March to classes. March to dinner. And march back home. -Warren saw a black cat. -Mr. Wells introduces his musical relation. Page Ninety-seven

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During one noon period Chester kindly arranged a chair by his side for Gladys to sit on. It was gladly filled by Ted Opie--- Thanks, Chet. Marshall could eat no candy, Lillian could eat no creamg Because they spend their pennies To buy the Flivveris gasoline. Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence using the word Udiad T em . Johnny: People who drink moonshine diadem sight quicker than those who don't. X -ll If a freshie told a iib To people most fastidious, VVould the little freshie cry? Teacher: I'm amphibious. Mr. Wells attempted to demonstrate the principle of a lever to the science class by prying open a window, but the window stuck and one of the live Wire freshmen attempted to explain the causez' Must be a spark plug, dirty, Mr. Wells- . Peters: Edgar, Where's your grammar? Edgar: Home with Grandpa. Cooking Hints 1. Water and oil donlt mix well. 2. Some substitutes are: a. lSugar-Any Senior. b. Eggs-Any Sophomore. c. Lemons-Any Junior. d. Green Vegetables of any kind-Any Freshman. There are meters of accent, There are meters of tone, But the best ofthe meters Is to meet her alone. There are letters of accent, There are letters of tone, But the best of the letters Is to let'er alone. 'tit is ten P. M., said Violet. But useless did it proveg For Ira did not understand That P. M. meant please move . Page Ninety-nine