Trinity County High School - Monitor Yearbook (Weaverville, CA)

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WHO ,,.-l 5,1 MOST INTELLIGENT BEST PERSON.-XLITY Ron Kramer and April Stacey Tom Prest and Cathy Marshall MOST VERSATILE MOST ATLETIC Don Heffington and Pat McNames Ron Wheaton and Jeanne Brandes ,-. ,AL qua V3 f ,

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WHO'S Qivli ue- gg 2: L, i A Q on K lei M ii? if ' ' If R51 Bly FRIENDLIEST . WITTIEST Janice Bolton and Jim Cain Alice Boyles and Steve Burr BEST LOOKING MOST LIKELY TO SUCCEED Mardy Goforth and Jim Lewis Penne Forbes and Howard Covington I db Ca ki 7 .V 3 o 49

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S N IOR PROPH ECY PLACE CAPE CANAVERAL TIME 1979 6-5-4-3-2-1-0-BLAST OFF! I could see that pilot P. LOVELY would have to hurry to make his dinner date with D. HEFFINGTON, Prexy of the Lunar Territory. Alighting from the rocket, I was met by Misses M. GOFORTH and R. SUTTON, hostesses for the company, and shown to the reception room, where LESLIE LARGE and L. HATFIELD were selling chocolate-covered moon beams. Checking my bags with J. DE- GROFT and his partner, J. HOLBROOK, I went to the lounge and asked bartender J. LEWIS for a Modesto grape squash special. As I sat enjoy- ing my drink and watching P. FORBES give a rendition on the arts and crafts of home-making on the moon, J. NOWASKI and S. BURR sat down and tried to interest me in their latest jackrabbit-propelled moon shot rod. Not buying any, I decided to take in some spots before my day was over. The first bistro featured R. WHEATON, a rock and roll artist, but I craved something more refined. In front of me fixing a marquee featur- ing L. HARRIS and C. FLINN starring in THURSDAY ON A HOT TIN ROOF and WAIT FOR FRIDAY, THE DAY THE RAINS COME were J. CAIN and J. KAKUK and I realized this was the place. Inside. to the piano accompaniment of LAURA LARGE, J. BOLTON, A. BOYLES, and R. BROWN were dancing up a storm- WOW! Enough of the social side of the moon! I wanted to see the cultural side and stopped first at Lunar Luniversity, where Professor C. WHITE showed me the various classrooms. English teacher N. WILLIAMS and Librarian S. MILLER, Art Instructor H. HOW and underwater ping-pong instructor L. BAUM deserted the water cooler at the appearance of R. KRAMER, the very suntanned janitor. I soon entered a building con- taining many agenciesg I saw J. KETCHEN and D. HENSLEY instruct- ing devotees of the dance in the newest steps. In the next office, J. ALLEN, D. SWINDEL, and B. MILLER of the lonelylhearts company gave an enterprising appearance. In the hallway, shamus R. SKINNER suggested I visit my erstwhile cohorts A. STACEY and P. MCNAMES, in for juggl- ing books and moon money and for being a square. It was interesting to see T. PREST, who had worked up from inmate to warden. As I stepped back into the street, I was almost run over by B. HORSTMAN and B. MCCHESNEY driving a white omnibus. Growing hungry, I stopped at the green cheese stand of D. ROSS and S. CROSS, where wait- ress M. GRAY obligingly helped me eat my meal. Batista's henchman, H. COVINGTON, finally found his niche in the post-Batista world: he stabs papers in the park. Passing by a music store, I heard the latest disc by B. YOUNG, R. HEINSELMAN, S. SCHNEIDER, and J. TYRRELL, now known as the Saucers, There I also heart BOB STEINKE, the moon's answer to Elvis, singing I'd Give You The Moon If You'd Get Your No. 12's Off My Nose. Glancing earthward, I could just see C. MARSHALL and J. BRANDES, top fizzleists, winding rubber bands for their 1,000th attempt to hit the moon. Determined, n'est-ce pas, I bumped into MR. McKINNEY, MRS. MONTGOMERY, and MISS LOWRY, who said they were on a visit. Funny! I always thought the moon was where they came from . . . Who am I? . . . the man in the moon . . . of coursel ..