Tremont High School - Memoria Yearbook (Tremont, PA)

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CLASS PROPHECY fcontinuedl Much to their surprise, Qthere have been a lot of -surprises around here, haven't there?J the pilot turned out to be Claude Schach of T. W. A. Jungle Jim then told Claude to tell the radio operator, who happened to be Carl Donmoyer, to send a message to Monte Carlo to the world famous international playboy, Buckley Miller. Buck was to meet the group in Paris. Jungle Jim had an attack of hunger-tantrums-fhe was hungryj. The stewardess appeared with food, and who should it be but Shirley Barr. The saucer landed and everyone, including Jim, had a fine meal. In the restaurant they saw a fashionable woman, who turned out to be Nancy Aungst. The group then started back to the airport. While at the airport the group was met by two Marines on leave- Ron Kimmel and Bob Lemke-who incidentally just completed five years in the guardhouse. The saucer left for New York and landed safely, much to the relief of everyone, including Jim, who was hungry. Five cars designed by Robert Eckler met the group, and on the way to the mansion the car driven by Cobb broke down and two mechanics, Paul Dimon and Donald Eisenhauer, were called on to repair it. Jim, fascinated by the lights, began walking around and soon wandered into a bowling alley. There he saw one of the world's best pro bowlers, Mort Uhler, who turned pro to become famous in this old world. Meanwhile the iirst woman F. B. I. agent, Judy Miller, was investigat- ing Dana Zerbe's beauty salon where two bookkeepers, Anna Heisler and Charles Salen, were getting sticky fingers and itchy feet. This mess was partially cleared up and all came to the party, although Salen had to be escorted by a state patrolman who turned out to be Ken Harris. Jungle Jim then decided to take in the Pro Bowl football game, and much to his surprise, saw his old classmate, Gary Burly Joe Zerbe, play one of his best games. At the game Jim spotted another successful athlete, Rich Oswald, who by now was world's champion of the heavy- weight division fthis boy grewl. Everyone had now been found and all had a good time at the reunion.

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CLASS PROPHECY In 1978, the Class of '58 held their reunion. Time had separated everyone to a great extent. To realch everyone, invitations had to be sent to many parts of the world. The idea originated by the multi-millionaire, Robert Scrooge Williams, who had his two successful secretaries, Lois Barry and Jeanette Greth, type the invitations to all his former classmates. The most difficult invitation to deliver was that to Jungle Jim Griffiths, who was hunting somewhere in the heart of Africa. Through great efforts the help of the U. S. Air Force was secured and they agreed to dispatch their ace pilot, Ed Behrent, to parachute the invitation to Jungle Jim. As soon as he read the invitation he began traveling northward toward Algiers. He had no sooner started when six vicious head hunters nabbed him and took him to their chief. Jim just about dropped when he saw Donald Gauntlett teaching the- natives math and physics. Jungle Jim immedi- ately tif you haven't noticed by now, Jim is the hero of this plotj told Gauntlett of his invitation. Jim was set free and put out with Gauntlett on the journey toward Algiers. After weeks in the desert, they began to approach Algiers. In Algiers they decided to eat. They saw a small place with a sign above reading Fresso Italiano . After Jim ate his fill he complained to Gauntlett about the poor cooking. Immediately following, a loud shriek came from the kitchen as the cook came tearing through the door. He knew it was his old buddy, Pete Wiscount, because of' the violence. in the voice. After getting stabbed in the arm, Jim was removed to a nearby first aid station by his old buddy Pete. He was admitted by medical secretary Peggy Boyd. The arm was then x-rayed by Sandy and Son-ia Schell and the knife removed by Emma Bonawitz. The three girls dressed the wound and quoted Jim will live. -fNote the beating-this kid is all Manj. Jim now discovered he hadn't shaved in six months and entered a barber shop. Falling asleep on the barber chair, Jim awoke to find he had a sputnik haircut. Jim tackled the barber, who immediately pulled a switch blade. After a short scuffle Jim was about to kill the barber when he recognized him as John Reiner, an old buddy, Cthis Jim is rough, isn't he?J Jim and John shook hands. They then went back to the first aid station where they met Goose, Sandy, Sonia, Emma, Peggy and Pizzano. Then they took a cab to the airport and boarded a DC-8 flying saucer. The saucer departed for Paris. While flying over Italy, Jungle Jim had to call back the pilot because Pete had just yelled Mamma Mia and had tried to jump out of the saucer.

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We Wonder 1. Why Nancy Aungst likes Home E-c? 2. Why Shirley Barr lik-es turkeys? 3. Why Lois Barry likes Fords? 4. If Ed. Behrent likes shop? 5. Why Emma Bonawitz is truthful? 6. Why Peggy Boyd likes Ed. Behrent? 7. Who wanted Paul Dimon's phone number? 8. If Carl Donmoyer is really shy? 9. If Robert Eckler was always handsome? 10. Where Donald Eisenhauer got his hair? 11. If Donald Gauntlett will really get his friend? 12. Who Jeanette Greth's boy friend is? 13. Who really shot Jim Griiiiths' deer? 14. If Kenneth Harris can do the muskrat ramble? 15. If Anna Heisler still thinks of Tammy ? 16. Why Ronald Kimmel's nickname is Marsey Dotes? 17. Why Robert Lemke likes Yul Brenner? 18. Why Buckley Miller quit basketball? 19. If Judy Miller will ever drive a truck? 20. Who Rich Oswald really likes? 21. Why John Reiner prizes his hair? 22. If Charles Salen likes girls? 23. Why Claude Schach likes red hair? 24. Why Sandy Schell always picks out-of-town boys? 25. Why Sonia Schell likes cats? 26. If Donald Uhler likes Washing dishes? 27. Where Robert Williams gets his money? 28. If Robert Wiscount can really speak Italian? 29. Why Dana Zerbe goes to Pine Grove? 30. If Gary Zerbe has a girl friend?