Tremont High School - Echo Yearbook (Tremont, IL)

Text from Pages 1 - 110 of the 1947 volume:

board of education Left to right; Dr, J. P, Blumenschein, President; Don R. Gillan; Michael Beyer, Secretary; Elmer Eild; Albert Strunk ADMINISTRATION principal Harry E. Stone State Teachers College, North Dakota, B. A. in Education University of Illinois, M. a in Educ. Tremont, Illinois, September, 1941 to April, 1942 Entered Navy, 1942 C(Sp) (A) Discharged—Lt. Comdr., USNR, 1946 Tremont, Illinois, September, 1946 0 0 4 0 4 4 0 0 4 4 0 0 i 4 4 0 4 0 0 I 4 f 0 4 0 E LOtSE' SCMBEIPER. FMGL S ELIZABETH Hl iriAH Social science I HMRIET STOVE !V th entries n r T(f « V� OLf IHtidS TRIAL RRTS coach ELSA sal il liso- L fl VG JA CS 'Ben J. GETZ- S CIEIiCE LyDlB E Koch Conr ERC.E WiLGEf r bode nusic- William E. Qarlish (ESnmanuel) Band 1,2,3,4;Pootball 4 B.B. l,2,3,4;Chorua 4 President 4;Junior Piay Wrestling 3;0lee Club 3 Swing Band 3; OMC 3; Baseball 2; Exchange Assembly 3 Margaret Eileen Callahan (Maggie) Girls Chorus 1;GAA 2,3 President 3;Junior Play Cheerleader 4;Echo 3,4 Librarian l,2,3;Treas. 1; Hi Crier 4; Vice President 2,4 Betty Mae Chadock Treasurer 2;Chorus 2,4 Secretary 3,4;Echo 3,4 Librarian 1,2,3; GAA 2,3;Band 1,2,3,4;Junior PlayjCheerleader 4;Hi Crier 1,2,3,4 Lois Kathryn Lay Treasurer 4;Librarian 2 Junior Play;Hi Crier 4; Chorus 4; GAA 2,3 Betty Ellen Beyer (Bet) Chorus 1,2,3,4;GAA 2,3 Hi Crier 3;Junior Play Cheerleader 4;Echo 2, 3,4; One-act Play 4 Dist.,Sec.,and State Drama Contest 2,3;Band 1,2,3,4;Librarian 1,2,3 Secretary 2;Treasurer 3 S.C. 4 (Vice Pres•); Literary Contest l;Bend Clinic 1;Essay Contest 2;Panel Discussion 3; Girls Chorus l;Muslc Librarian 3;0rchestra 3 Harry Hackney (Hack) i Transfer from Delavan ClAiS MOTIO TOWARD THIHJTIRF Mary Beutel Girls’ Chorus 1; GAA 2 3; Library 4; Girls� Glee Club 3; HI Crier 4; Chorus 1,4 George Henry Berry (Monk) Junior Play; Intramural Basketball 3; Wrestling Herbert 3. Knapp (Herb) Basketball 3; 3and 3; Librarian 4; Boys'Glee Club 3 Kenneth P. Ruth (Kenny) Mixed Chorus l,3,4;3and 1,2,3,4;Baseball 2,3,4 Basketball 1,2,3,4; HI Crier 3; Swing Band 2,3 •Junior Play ;Treasurer 3 Student Council 1,2,3,4 Football 4; Echo 1,2,3 Dan Hodgson (Goon) Band 1,2; Intramural basketball 3; Baseball 2; Football 4; Junior Plav; Wrestling 3,4 NeIda May Litwiller Mixed Chorus 2,3,4; GAA 2,3; Librarian 4;Junlor Play; Girls Chorus 1; Hl-Crier 4 w J r f f £ 0 £ 4 s Af-EA 5 A i ■ '“'='' J 9 f £ T jrj? = = = = £ £ Alvin Marion Papenhause (Al) Football 4; Intramural Basketball 3 Norma Jean Keller GAA 2, 3; Hi-Crier 4; Chorus 4; Junior Play Dorothy Ellen Ropp Band 3; Librarian 2; Mixed Chorus 2, 3, 4; Ciris� Chorus 1;GAA 2,3 Hi-Crier 4 Ray Wells Transfer from Mackinaw; Baseball 3; Track 3; Wrestling 3 Vi Ilford Williams (Webb) Intramural Basketball 3 Paul Woerner Chorus 1; Wrestling 3,4 Football 4; Baseball 3; Junior Play; V.Pres. 3; Echo, 4; Bovs Glee Club 3; Exchange Assembly Program 3, 4; One Act Play 4; Student Council Treasurer 4; Intramural Basketball 3 W F f £ A f A r A r d T £ 4 £ f £ £ j r r £ f £ f £ F A r £ F r A £ J : CV r - z.z. A r A £T xr £ £F Jr -r x r- j? - f £ r A 4 CMSJ CcicRS Blit AIM I) SIIVFR Marilyn Band l,2,3,4;Cho. 1,2,3 4;S.C. 2, Sec. 3, Hr � ?. 4;Echo 2,3,Ed. 4;GAA 2, 3;Plano Contest 1; Jr. ‘lay; One Act lay 4; Dist. and Sec. Music Soloist 3;Essay Contest 2;Hi Crier 2,3, 2d. 4; Panel Discussion 3; Librarian 1,2;Girls Cho 1;Student Conductor 3; Clinic Band 1; Swing Band 2,3; Orchestra 2 Gerald Koch (Dopey) Chorus 1; Baseball 2; Junior Flay;Intramural Basketball 3 Paul Luft Chorus 1,2,3,4; Band 4; Football 4; Wrestling 3,4;Baseball 3; Echo 4; Glee Club 3; Intramural Basketball 3 Clifford Schweigert Chorus 1; Manager of Basketball Te;un 3,4; Intramural Basketball Louis Moore (Bud) Transferred from Florida; Football 4 Carol Sauder Librarian 3; Band 3,4; Girls' Chorus 1; Mixed Chorus 2; GAA 2,3; Hi Crier Art Editor 3,4; Swing Band 3; Echo 4; Junior Play A w f A f r m — f 4 4 f 5 4 4 d r 4 r i f CLASS HISTORY Way back in 1943 our class of thirty-three Freshies entered the marble halls of Tremont High School looking forward to an exciting four years.We elected Mr, Foil as our class advisor with the following officers; Paul Woerner, president; Margaret Callahan, treasurer; Kenneth Ruth, Student Council representative. During the first semester we lost Velda Paine but gained Virginia Strauch in the second semester. Our class had many representatives in band and chorus and we also had literary and athletic talent. We were welcomed to T.C.H.S. by the Sophomores, who gave us a chicken fry. Throughout the year we enjoyed several other parties and social functions. Thirty of us returned in the fall as sophisticated or stuck-up” sopho- mores, We had lost Virginia Strauch, Ruth Davidson, and Bob Heyworth,During the year, Harold Van Buren left us to Join the Navy and Bob Lewis entered our class. As sophomores we elected Mary Lou Fluegel, president; Betty Ellen Beyer, secretary; Betty Mae Chadock,treasurer We chose Marilyn Pflederer and Kenneth Ruth as our Student Council represent- atives and Mr.Wallace as class advisoa Many of us took part in outside activ- ities, namely, band, chorus,G. A, A., athletics, and assembly programs. The next year, returning as Jolly Juniors, we honored Margaret Callahan with the office of president. The other officers were as follows; Paul Woerner, vice-president;Betty Chadock, secretary; Betty Beyer, treasurer; and Miss Schneider, class advisor. We lost Bill Carpenter, Laura Ingersoll, Lewis Woehl,Don Marshall and Peggy Cohenour, Our first thrill of the year wds the arrival of our class rings. From the sale of magazines in the fall, we made a profit of $191,25, and in Nov- ember we revealed our talent in acting by giving the play, Don't Take My Penny, This added $98,19 to our treasury. Our last big event of the year took place on the seventeenth of May when we honored the Seniors with a banquet at the Hotel Jefferson in Peoria. Bill Garlish and Kenneth Ruth were our outstanding athletes,being on both the basketball and baseball teams,and Mary Lou Fluegel was one of the cheer- leaders. Marilyn Pflederer received first place awards in music contests while Betty Beyer placed first in both dramatics and poetry. The class of 1947 began their last year with only twenty-four dignified Seniors, Mary Lou Fluegel, Pat Hinman, and Almeda Rowell did not return, but we gained Harry Hackney and Louis Moore. Our officers for the year were Bill Garlish, president; Margaret Callahan,vice-president;Betty Chadock, secretary;and Lois Lay,treasurer, with Mr, Stone as our advisor. The Student Council representatives were Marilyn Pflederer, Betty Beyer, Kenneth Ruth, and Paul Woerner. Three of our Senior girls, Betty Beyer, Margaret Callahan, and Betty Chadock were cheerleaders. Several of our boys were active in basketball, football, baseball, track and wrestling. After the first few weeks of school, we Journeyed to Bloomington to have our graduation pictures taken. We also toured the Pantagraph Building and visited Radio Station WJBC. Plans have been made for the Senior Play on April 25, 1947, and the Junior-Senior Banquet on May 9, 1947, With sad hearts but happy memories we leave our dear old Alma Mater,real- izing that we probably have spent the four happiest years of our lives therew W r f 4 r A 7 4 4 4 r 4 A r JZ r = r A 5 f f f f A 4 A = r A r 4 C‘ r r 4 r 4 d 7 4 : : -- 0 Hi 4 0 0 0 0 f 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 A 0 0 m 0 0 0 m 0 f A CLASS PROPHECY One oright sprir.g afternoon in May, I960, Mrs. Bob Hendershott, the former Betty Beyer, stage and screen star, entertained Mrs. Paul Koch, remembered as Carol Sauder, creator of Goony the Goat, successor of Mickey Mouse; Mrs. Paul Woerner, the former Betty Chadock, mother of the world’s third set of quintuplets— Jakie, Jimmie, Jackie, Johnnie, and Fitzgerald; and Mrs. Paul Springer, the famed coloratura soprano, Dorothy Ropp, in a sweet game of poker. You will probably remember Paul Woerner as the famous Cowhee (combination of wheat and corn) King. Let us listen in to some of their chatter about old classmates in Tremont High School. Did you hear that Henry 3erry is a mechanic, hav- ing gained his experience working on the old Model A? Two girls are making successful careers as surgical nurses—Nelde Litwiller and Mary Beutel. Just then the doorbell rings. A telegram from the Keller-Lay Dating Bureau announces that it has success- fully provided Bill Manville Garlish with his tenth wife. Good luck this time, Bill! This brings forth a new gush of gossip. Why we thought he was seriously courting the Irish screen beauty, Margaret Callahan, who re- ceived her start as a Powers Model. The party is momentarily inter- rupted by a telephone call. Marilyn Pflederer,concert artist and teacher, is on the wire from New York—seeking information about the Polio Benefit Concert she is doing with Dorothy Ropp Springer. Marilyn’s protege, Kenny Ruth, whom she also helped throughout high school, will conduct the orchestra. A newspaper clipping brought by Dorothy Springer tells the success of Ray Wells and Herbert Knapp in bringing back alive a ssvage woman from the Wild Borneo jungles for Gerald Koch’s circus. Gerald, by the way, is America’s greetest clown, much beloved by all children. The sport’s world has also bene- fited from the Class of 1947. Alvin Papenhause, once captain of the great Tremont Turks, is now an All-Star Pro-football player. Bud Moore, although a great favorite with his lady golf students, is still a happy bachelor. In his spare time he works as a truant officer for Tremont High School. The champion mat-men is Den Hodgson, successor to The Angel.” We have heard that Clifford Schweigert, Wall Street millionaire, is buying a herd of Brown Swiss cattle from Paul Luft,renowned cattle breeder. Harry Hackney, husband of Carol Hasty, is a teacher of chemistry in the college where Wilford Williams successfully received his Master of Science Degree in one month. The party is broken up when Paul Woerner anxiously calls his wife to say that Fitzgerald is lost in the cowhee field. Of course you've heard Betty Mae’s classic crack, 'I’m so cold my goose- pimples are poking holes In my socks I Bill Garlish was asked how he liked school. Oh, just fine, Bill replied. ‘I've learned a lot. Everything not included during the year was covered in the final exams. PO-EM I do not aim For wealth or fame, I’ve other hopes than that. I long to buy Before I die Just one becoming hat ] Dopey Koch’s definition of lipstick: Something that adds color and flavor to my favorite indoor sport. ? 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 r 0 0 0 0 0 0 } 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 CLAS5 WILL We, the Class of 1947, of Tremont Community High School,and of the state of Illinois, being of sound mind, do hereby make our last will and testi- mony to distribute our many good qualities to the less fortunate ones following us. As a class, we bequeath the followings To the Juniors we bequeath our money making ability. To the Sophomores we will our sedate ways. To the Freshmen we will our ability to have a good time during their four years at T.C.H.S. To the teachers, individually, we will the followings To Mr. Stone we will a new school. To Mrs. Hinman we will a history class that doesn� t have to stay home half of the time to do their history lessons. To Miss Koch we will student librar- ians who can shelve books. To Miss Schneider we bequeath another boys� Language-Arts class. To Coach Ray Wolf we leave our seven line men on the football team. To Mr. Getz we leave a quiet Biology class. To Mr. Bode we leave a carton of Luck- ies, and a quiet sixth-period study hall. To Miss Schilling we leave a more in- spiring Junior English class. To Mrs. Miller we leave a new office chair. To Mr. Lutz we will a new broom to l©ep the halls clean. Individually we will the following; I, Henry Berry, leave my loud ties to my brother, John. I, Mary Beutel, bequeath my studious ways to Vernon Winzeler. I, Betty Beyer, leave my cheerleading ability to Darlene Hampton. I, Margaret Callahan, leave my numer- ous boyfriends to Elsie Lehman. Betty ChadocK, bequeath my ability to go steady to my sister, Kitty. I, Bill Garlish,leave my girl friends in Morton, to Gale Barton. Ip Harold Hackney, leave my manly build to Eugene Wells. I, Dan Hodgson, will my wrestling ability to my brother, Ivan I, Norma Keller, leave my crazy laugh to Donna Belle Hendershot. I, Herbert Knapp, leave my shooting eye to Dick Anderson. I, Dopey Koch, leave my ability to watch girls, in sixth-period study hall, to Curt Koch. I, Lois Lay, leave my Shorthand speed to June Rapp. I, Nelda Litwiller, leave my ability to attract men from out of the state to Joanne Heacock. Ip Paul Luft,leave my ability to play a saxophone without a squeak,to Marge Pflederer. Ip Bud Moore, leave my ability to be on time for school to Wally Staker. I, Alvin Papenhause, leave my ability to play football to Jim Pflederer. Ip Marilyn Pflederer, leave my gift of gab to Louise Cameron. I, Dorothy Ropp, will my beautiful hair to whoever wants it. Ip Kenneth Ruth, leave my ability to keep my eyes open to Gale Barton. I, Carol Sauder, leave my ability to draw to Art Hoffman. I, Clifford Schweigert, bequeath my ability to brag to Buck Beutel. I, Ray Wells, leave my curly hair to Mr. Bode. I,Wilford Williams,leave my ability to enjoy basketball games to Den Nieuklrk I, Paul Woerner, leave my beautiful eyebrows to Vencil Stone. f 4 4 4 w 4 4 '4 4 4 4 4 4 F 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 s r 4 4 4 Babbitt, T. Ch dock, K. Fox, D. Hieke, M. 4:, Koch, E. Riddle, V Sauder, J Stuber, D Lulck, R. Robinson, V. Stone, A. K Stuber, Nleuklrk, D. Rowell, D. ■ ' St :r.e, V. TToepfer, K. Papenhause, 0. Rovell, W. Strunk, J. Unslcker, M. ,p ................ Rapp, K. Stone, J. Patton, B, Rother, V. ’ffineburner, L, It was an English examination a11 the students had been told to write a brief, but fully descriptive account of a baseball game. Everybody was busy writing except Andy, who sat chewing his pencil untLl just before time to turn in the papers. Then he got busy and wrote: Ruin--no game.” Question Marks???? My report card is low, so my face it is long. On study,my friends make suggestions. But Ifm sure that my answers wouldn't be wrong. If the teacher would ask the right questions. Quick, R. Rapp, J. Sauder, L. Staker, W Winkler, D. Rich: Cold, honey? Joanne E: 'Bout to freeze I Rich; Want my coat, honey? Joanne E: Just the sleeves] Mr Getz: Order, pleas-. Lloyd, from back of the room: Double chocolate malted with nuts. Mr. Hodgson: Why do you say your report card marks are under water? Ivan: Because they're all under 'C' level. Jack; Mrs Stone, would you scold me for something I didn't do? Mrs. Stone: Of course not. Jack, that wouldn't be fair. Jack: Well, I didn't do my homework. •-..11 =•. sSfcaiW muvjir'j COMMERCE Seated left to right: Kenneth Knapp, Carol Sauder, Marilyn Pflederer, Margaret Callehan, Betty Ellen Beyer, Kitty Chadock, Dick Anderson Second Row: Elsie Schaefer, Joan Cotton, Jeanette Bolliger, Betty Mae Chadock, Nancy Koch, Marge Pflederer, Vera Moser Third Row: Gale Barton, Paul v.oerner, Kenneth Ruth, 3ob Gibson, Jim Strunk, Keith Toepfer, Donna Fox , Editor-in-chief: Business Manager: Sports: Organizations: Photography: Art: Circulation: Typists: Advisors: Marilyn Pflederer Bob Gibson Kitty Chadock Jim Strunk Gale Barton Betty Ellen Beyer Marge Pflederer Donna Fox Joan Cotton Nancy Koch Elsie Schaefer Vera Moser Jeanette Bolliger Kenneth Ruth Carol Seuder Marilyn Unsicker Keith Toepfer Dick Andersen Kenneth Knapp Paul Woerner 3etty Mae Chadock Margaret Callahan Miss Koch Mrs. Hinman £ 0 £ 0 £ 0 0 0 0 0 0 £ £ 0 0 £ £ 0 0 ✓ 0 0 0 £ £ 0 0 £ 0 0 W f ? Seated, left to right: Vera Moser, Jeanette Bolliger, Dick Anderson, Betty 3eyer, Marilyn Pflederer, 2;ancy Koch Standing: Mrs. Hinman, Paul Woerner, Bob Gibson, Keith Toepfer, Kenneth Knapp, Lr. Stone This year our Student Council has made a very successful attempt at stu- dent government under the capable leadership of Mrs.Elizabeth a. Hinman, Principal Harry E. Stone, and the fol- lowing staff of officers: President, Marilyn Pflederer; Vice President, Betty E. Beyer; Secretary, Vera Moser; and Treasurer, Paul Woerner. In November our entire Council attended the District Conference at Kewanee. We had the honor of having Betty E. Beyer serve as chairman of the Resolutions Committee of which Mr. Stone was advisor. At the holiday and spring dances sponsored by the Junior Women's Club, our Council had charge of the hat and coat check and the refreshments stand. We also sold popcorn at the November bazaar. Cake raffles were conducted at two basketball games which added over forty dollars to our treasury. After the last home game, we held a dance for our students and the visiting team. Under the direction of our Coun- cil assembly programs were exchanged with Morton, Delavan, and Mackinaw. We also presented several vocational speakers—a minister, doctor, dentist, nurse, industrialist, and agricultura- list—to the student body. Seven movies consisting of comedy, mystery, drama, history, and Wild Western— were shown each month. Among our various projects was the Junior Red Cross. At Christnan- time we filled twenty-five gift boxes to be sent to the European children. An all-school holiday party and gift exchange was held at Christmas. This year, as in previous ones, we have again sponsored the editing of our yearbook, ’’The Echo.” The crowning ooint of our efforts, however, was the All-American All-Star faculty basketball game. This fine professional team played one of the intra-mural quintets. The audience received some fine entertainment and our treasury received the added boost of one hundred nine dollars and twenty- five cents. Our many deeds and efforts cul- minated in the attendance of each of our representatives at tne State Con- vention held at the Sherman Hotel in Chicago on March 28 and 29. Many excellent Ideas were received; we are looking forward to more successes next year. r s 4 4 4 T 4 d T d 4 4 4 a 4 A 7 4 4 $ 4 4 d r A r f 4 j r 0 0 4 4 s H A --1 f 4 7 4 4 4 4 XXJVX XTfc 'mi,.. xX. Mniin. ’Hiik X M ti. ..X ''III. ''Hi,. •% 'V% 'ill,. ■% ■% V'lih, ' III,. X''Hi,.. Xx x % Front row, left to right; Betty Chadock, Elsie Schaefer, Dorothy Ropp, Nelda Litvlller, Marilyn Pflederer, Mary Alice Paine, Roberta Patterson, and Kitty Chadock. Second row; Miss Schilling, Leonard Gruob, Louise Huette, Norma Keller, Margaret Callahan, C;'rol Sauder, Betty Brown, Beverly Knapp, and Jim Strunk. Third row; Mary Beutel, Vera Moser, Carol Koch, Bern:dlne Lutz, Merjorle .Pflederer, LoIp Lay, Fancy Koch, and Joan Cotton. Seated left to right; Darlene Hampton, Donna Fox, Phyllis Hirjnan, Curtis Koch, and Herbert Knapp. Standing left to right; Mary Beutel, Nancy Koch, Carol Koch, Joan Cotton, Roberts Patterson, Louise Huette, Vera Moser, Margaret Noe, Nelda Litwiller, and Elsie Schaefer. jrsjcjr jrj?jr 4.X.X XXXXXXXX ............. . Ilk -'Ilk 'll,...... x.kX X X X XX 'Hu XX XX X 'llu a fk Seated, left to right: Barbara Patterson, Gene McCoy, Roberta Patterson Standing: June Rapp, Vera Moser, Carol Koch, Betty Brown, Fred Woerner, James pflederer, Floyd Stuber, Bernadlne Lutz, Curtis Koch THE GREAT BIG DOORSTEP CAST Evvle . ..............Roberta Patterson Topal ....... Barbara Patterson Elna.......................Carol Koch Fleece.....................Vera Moser Mrs. Crochet .... Bernadlne Lutz Arthur.......................Gene McCoy Tobin.....................Jim pflederer Co;:anodore.................Curtis Koch Mrs. Dupre...................Betty Brown Tayo.....................Fred Y.'oerner Dewey ................... Floyd Stuber Mrs. Beaumont Crochet . • . June Rapp Director . . . Eloise Schneider Left to right: Vera Moser, Carol Koch, Curtis Koch, Bernadlne Lutz Flrst row: Nelda Litwiller, Norma Keller, Betty Beyer, Bill Garliah Second row: Dan Hodgson, Marilyn Pflederer, Paul Woerner, Lois Lay, Mary Beutel, Paul Luft, Betty Chadock, Margaret Callahan Betty Beyer, Nelda Litwiller, Marilyn Pflederer, Margaret Callahan ---- A LITTLE HONEY CAST OF CHARACTERS Jerry Minton . • Norma Keller Albert Parker, . Bill Garlish Caroline . • Nelda Litwiller Diana • • Margaret Callahan Delores Megglehaznraer Betty Chadock Tom Corning Roger Minton Eve Tyler Martha Vinton Paul Woerner Dan Hodgson . Lois Lay Marilyn Pflederer Mrs. Simmons . . Mary Beutel Grandma Thornton, Betty Beyer The Sure Shot Man Paul Luft D recT v • £. Schneider Front Row, Left to Right: Fred Woerner, Vencil Stone Back Row: Mr, Wolf, James Pflederer, Wayne Riddle, Wilbur Giffhorn, Robert Powers First Row, Left to Right: Ivan Hodgson, Alvin Beutel, Rayburn, Hodgson Second Row: Vencil Stone, Dan Hodgson, Fred Woerner, Leonard Grubb Third Row: Mr, Wolf, Richard Luick, Emory Kelley, Paul Luft, Paul Woerner f 4 r J r A F 0 0 0 4 0 f viW SjrjrjtJTMJLM 'ft Seniors of 1947 Do You Know that you can purchase a very ap- propriate gift for your school-a gift that will perpetuate the memory of the class of ’47 for as little as $3.60? Our “School Gift Service” catalog contains pictures and full descriptions with prices on more than 300 items which have been se- lected for their suitability as class gifts and which you can purchase at a saving at prices ranging from $1.50 up. Write for Free Catalog Today You will be pleased with the up-to- date suggestions offered thru this service. SCHOOL GIFT SERVICE 4925 GLENDALE KANSAS CITY ■ , Y . -... i ■ . 0 4 0 4 0 4 0 4 4 4 0 0 4 4 0 4 4 4 i 4 ; ? ✓ Mr. Bode: Donna F.: What 18 an oboe? An 111 wood wind body blows good. that no- Kenny Ruth was on a hue which was unutually crowded. Suddenly he burled hie head In his arms. The man next to him asked, -Are you elck? Can I do anything for you? It's nothing like that, Kenny assured him. I Just hate to see old ladle8 standing. The Sophomore Sextet began singing a rendition of When Irish Eyes Are Smiling. Mr. Bode broke Into tears. I didn't know you were Irish, said Betty Beyer. I'm not, musician.■ said Mr. Bode, I'm a A Long Island potato married an Idaho potato, and eventually they had a little sweet potato. The little one flourished and In due time an- nounced to It8 parents that It wanted to marry Walter Winchell. But you can't marry Walter Winchell, deolared the parents. He's Just a commentator. I cooked a sponge cake for you, darling, said Jeanette, who was a young bride, but It didn't turn out right. I think the grocer sent me the wrong kind of sponges. Minister: Joan C. : Minister: Joan C. : 18 your grandfather at home? I ain't seen him. You HAVEN'T seen him. Where's your grammar? In the kltohen making up to the milkman. Mr. Gets chalked the formula HNO, on the blackboard. Then he wheeled around and pointed at Harry Hackney. Identify this formula, he demanded. Er, ah, stalled Harry unhappily, I got It right on the tip of my tongue. In that case, said Mr. Getz softly you.better spit It out, It's nltrlo acid. A drunk In the Empire State Building stepped Into an elevator shaft and dropped thirty stories to the hasemm.t When he landed, he shook his fist and remarked, I said up, not down. Freshman: Sophomore Freshman Give me a shovel, quick. Richard Powers Is stuck In the mud up to his shoe tops. Why doesn't he walk out? He's In head first. The owner of a corner saloon was sleeping peacefully at 3 o’clock in phone saloon the the rang the morning when his rtWhat time does your asked a drunken voice. Eleven o’clock , said keeper, and slammed down A minute later the bell The same voice asked, What time did you say your saloon opened? Eleven o’clock, roared the prietor, and you can’t get in minute before. Who wants to get in? said hurt voice, I want to get out rang. open? saloon phone• again. pro- a a very Daffy definitiont Kiss-- An operation cunningly devised, for ‘the mutual stoppage of speech at a moment when words are utterly superfluous. In the middle of his lunch Mr. Wolf noticed the clock behind the counter, and made a dive for his hat and coat. Two o’clock, he cried, I’ve got to get down to Blue’s. My wife Is sup- posed to meet me there at one o’clock and I don't want to be late. TWo sour-pueses, Alvin Papenhause and Paul Luft liked to grumble to each other. Never did see hay grow so short as mine this summer, sighed Alvin. You think yours was short, ans- wered Paul, I had to lather mine to mow It. Mr. and Mrs. Guinea Pig found them- selves surrounded by a pack of 220 snarling dogs and 42 huntsmen. If we can only hold out for two hours, said Mr. Guinea Pig, optimistically, we'll outnumber them. Bill G announced his engagement at lunch one day. Tonight, said an older friend, will decided whether you're a man or a mouse. If you kiss her tonight, you're a man. If you're afraid to assert yourself and put off the happy day, you’re Just a mouse. I guess I must he Just a rat, said Bill sadly. I kissed her LAST night. Mrs. Hlnmant Betty Brownj What Is Western Union? A cowboy 8 underwear. Miss Schneider: Flossie B.: What Is an iclolef A frozen drip. Mr. Stone: Herbie K.: do elephants have no other animals What that have? Little elephants. 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