Trafford High School - Reflector Yearbook (Trafford, PA)

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gffiwfl We, the Senior Class of 1950, do here- by declare this to be our last will and testa- ment, and we request that it be read in the presence of the student body and any other interested persons on the day of our death. To our parents whose love and sacri- fice has been an inspiration to us during our school life we leave our devotion. May the knowledge we have gained be used to ful- fill their greatest expectations. To the faculty and the School Board we leave our thanks for our education and for the improvements which they have brought about. To Mr. Robinson we leave our best wishes for his future success. To Mr. Carnack we leave our gratitude for the many ways in which he has aided us and for his darker moments we leave this inspiring thought, He can who thinks he can! To Joe Simmons, who some may scorn, but of whom it may be truly be said, He's everybody's friend , we leave our love. For the memory of him will stand out long after many others have faded. Considering the many talents and abil- ities of our group 'twould be a grievous fault were we not to bestow them indi- vidually to others. We do hereby make the following bequests: W! Mary Ann Beck leaves her happy smile to Glumpeck Palesky. Lou Bucar leaves his shapely legs to Miss Remaley. James Cavalancia leaves his temper to David Robinson. Jean Capets leaves her hair to the ianitors, in case they ever need a mop. Stush Banasic leaves his love and kisses to all the seventh grade girls. Irene Capets leaves to get supper ready for Lenny. Duane Booher leaves his love for Ralph Kiner to Jimmy Vecchio. Jack Brickel leaves. Period. Amen. Dolores Cellich leaves her bar bells to Anne Capets. Ada Culliver leaves her warm smile to Miss Daugherty. Josephine Cynkar leaves her miracle diet to Oto Yoto Joe Capan. Jane Drost leaves her beautiful hair to Jane Anthony. Kay Desmond leaves her illegal absence slips to Beverly Kopnitsky.

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- amor KKCLLI6 Mop ec? Beck opened the concert season last night at Carnegie Hall with her first and last piano recital, both by popular demand.-Donald T. D. Todaro, 2nd Al Jolson, is starring in the new tech- nicolor extravaganza, T. D. Sings Again , playing himself.-Featured singing star in that movie will be that torchy blues singer, Ada Culliver Les- ter.- Donald Mendicino, popular crooner, will appear at Rose Mastrian- ni's Spaghetti Village , top nitespot. He will sing the hit tunes of ten years back.-Dolores Krcelic, famous Tam- bouritza queen, was on board the S. S. TraH:ordia which docked in San Francisco today, after a world wide tour. The boat also carried the Hon- orable Eugene Malley, dean of Level- green City University, and Miss Gerry Gracion, million dollar heiress, who has iust returned after a month on the Rivieria. ANNOUNCER: We interrupt this program to bring you a special news bulletin: The missing airline hostess, Amy Rulfo, only survivor of last night's airplane crash, is believed to be wandering somewhere in a dazed condition in the Rocky Mountains. We return you now to Louella Cellich. CELLICH: The S. S. Traffordia was mastered by Admiral Pete Kucan, who married Irene Lovre, head nurse at Trafford City General Hospital, at a shipboard cere- mony. LOIS: Turn that old gossip off. NORM: Oh gosh! Its almost time for Hop- along Snopko. CTurns dial again! ANNOUNCER: Howdy folks! This hyar's the Bill Hopalong Snopko program, brung to youns by William Sage, maker of Sagie's Sagebrush Pancakes, best in the west. And now folks, ya remenfiber last week we left Jeanie Koloski, horse-opera queen, dangling from a branch at the edge of a cliff pushed over by Smelly Pete Brickel.- LOIS: Let her dangle! Get something more intelligent on. INorm turns the dial! ANNOUNCER: Robert Di Rinaldo, manu- facturer of Deedle's Shoes , the best in the nation, presents America's fore- most drama and literary critic Michael Kraynak.-And now Mr. Kraynak, what is your opinion of Sister Katerina Frander's biography, My Ten Years in a Convent? KRAYNAK: lt stinks! ANNOUNCER: What do you think of that noted public speaker, Ralph Watts', last lecture on, Why People Talk too Much? KRAYNAK: lt stinks! ANNOUNCER: And what do you think of Marion Massaro's new book, How I Grew To Be Five Tall ? KRAYNAK: It stinks! ANNOUNCERp What is your honest un- biased opinion of your brother John Kraynak's new book of wise sayings? KRAYNAK: EXCELLENT! SUPERB! ANNOUNCER: Thank you and good-night Mr. Kraynak. NORM: Is that what you call an intelligent program? fTurns dialj ANNOUNCER: Here is Dr. Betty Zigarovich, leading psychiatrist and head of Betty's Memory CIinic . Can't you remember anything? Do you forget easily? Stop worrying-! Dr. Zigar- ovich can't either. Right now, a few words about our sponsor. Listen! An amazing offer is being made to you. With each bottle of Lady Florence San- ders' new shade of nail polish, Acid Pink , you lucky people will receive her own free booklet, How to Grow Nails . NORM: That's enough for this evening. CTurns radio off! LOIS: Say, Norman, it says here in the paper that Josephine Cynkar, out- standing mathematician and scientist, proves Einstein's theory to be all wrong. NORM: Do tell.

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CAM MA! Eddie Erwin leaves his line to any girl who will fall for it. Joseph DiCesare leaves his sarcastic ways to Betty Petrina. William Fitzsimmons leaves his driving ability to Roy Smeltz. Dule Shay leaves all his old girl friends to Billy Bamber. Amelina Ruffo leaves her brown nose to Bill Vergot. Lois Smith leaves for the crazy house on the next bus. William Sage leaves his mischievousness to Robert Scales. Bill Snopko leaves Hector's car to Tommy Mikan. Fforence Sanders leaves her catty remarks to Betty Kluko. Donald Todaro leaves Frank Wengrzyn to Jean Traficante. John Scales leaves his grace on the basket- ' ball floor to Horse Wengrzyn. Ralph Watts leaves his gift of gab to Mr. Carnack. Bernard Gontko The Mad Chemist leaves his tall tales to anyone who'll believe them. Gerry Gracion leaves her daily gossip re- ports to be taken over by Arlene Neale. Jean Koloski leaves her feminine charms to Lois Turchan. Mike Kraynak leaves his love letters from Adele for everyone to read. Dolores Krecelic leaves her come hither eyes to Mary Stanisic. John Kraynak leaves his dry humor to Leonard Colangelo. Bertha Lawrence leaves her basketball abil- ity to Mrs. Neil. Margie Lawrence leaves Lou Bucar to Min- nie Boyd. James Leffler leaves his baby face to Russell Babeo. Wanda Lenart leaves her sweaters to Bar- bara Kliucaric. Dick Waite leaves his curly locks to Paul Tur- kovich. Betty Zigarovich leaves her horse laugh to Margie McKee. We hereby affix our signatures to this, our last will and testament.