Trafford High School - Reflector Yearbook (Trafford, PA)

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- amor KKCLLI6 Mop ec? Beck opened the concert season last night at Carnegie Hall with her first and last piano recital, both by popular demand.-Donald T. D. Todaro, 2nd Al Jolson, is starring in the new tech- nicolor extravaganza, T. D. Sings Again , playing himself.-Featured singing star in that movie will be that torchy blues singer, Ada Culliver Les- ter.- Donald Mendicino, popular crooner, will appear at Rose Mastrian- ni's Spaghetti Village , top nitespot. He will sing the hit tunes of ten years back.-Dolores Krcelic, famous Tam- bouritza queen, was on board the S. S. TraH:ordia which docked in San Francisco today, after a world wide tour. The boat also carried the Hon- orable Eugene Malley, dean of Level- green City University, and Miss Gerry Gracion, million dollar heiress, who has iust returned after a month on the Rivieria. ANNOUNCER: We interrupt this program to bring you a special news bulletin: The missing airline hostess, Amy Rulfo, only survivor of last night's airplane crash, is believed to be wandering somewhere in a dazed condition in the Rocky Mountains. We return you now to Louella Cellich. CELLICH: The S. S. Traffordia was mastered by Admiral Pete Kucan, who married Irene Lovre, head nurse at Trafford City General Hospital, at a shipboard cere- mony. LOIS: Turn that old gossip off. NORM: Oh gosh! Its almost time for Hop- along Snopko. CTurns dial again! ANNOUNCER: Howdy folks! This hyar's the Bill Hopalong Snopko program, brung to youns by William Sage, maker of Sagie's Sagebrush Pancakes, best in the west. And now folks, ya remenfiber last week we left Jeanie Koloski, horse-opera queen, dangling from a branch at the edge of a cliff pushed over by Smelly Pete Brickel.- LOIS: Let her dangle! Get something more intelligent on. INorm turns the dial! ANNOUNCER: Robert Di Rinaldo, manu- facturer of Deedle's Shoes , the best in the nation, presents America's fore- most drama and literary critic Michael Kraynak.-And now Mr. Kraynak, what is your opinion of Sister Katerina Frander's biography, My Ten Years in a Convent? KRAYNAK: lt stinks! ANNOUNCER: What do you think of that noted public speaker, Ralph Watts', last lecture on, Why People Talk too Much? KRAYNAK: lt stinks! ANNOUNCER: And what do you think of Marion Massaro's new book, How I Grew To Be Five Tall ? KRAYNAK: It stinks! ANNOUNCERp What is your honest un- biased opinion of your brother John Kraynak's new book of wise sayings? KRAYNAK: EXCELLENT! SUPERB! ANNOUNCER: Thank you and good-night Mr. Kraynak. NORM: Is that what you call an intelligent program? fTurns dialj ANNOUNCER: Here is Dr. Betty Zigarovich, leading psychiatrist and head of Betty's Memory CIinic . Can't you remember anything? Do you forget easily? Stop worrying-! Dr. Zigar- ovich can't either. Right now, a few words about our sponsor. Listen! An amazing offer is being made to you. With each bottle of Lady Florence San- ders' new shade of nail polish, Acid Pink , you lucky people will receive her own free booklet, How to Grow Nails . NORM: That's enough for this evening. CTurns radio off! LOIS: Say, Norman, it says here in the paper that Josephine Cynkar, out- standing mathematician and scientist, proves Einstein's theory to be all wrong. NORM: Do tell.

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enior KKCLZSJ Moya ec? After we leave these hallowed halls of knowledge, each will go his own respective way-some will enter politics, others will take up individual professions, still others will be content to settle down to connubial bliss. In such a situation we find Lois and Norman ten years after graduation. NORM: Hey Lo! C'mere a minute. LOIS: Boy, am I tired. NORM: How come? LOIS: I've been scrubbing floors all day. Margie Bucar never scrubs fioors. Lou does them! NORM: Did you know that Kay and David Paul finally traded that old Ford in for a new Ford? LOIS: Speaking about old married couples, we're going with Janie and Scubby Cavalancia tonight. NORM: What for? I'm too tired to go anywhere. LOIS: We're going to Irene and Lenny's 10th anniversary party. Besides, I bought an exclusive dress for the occa- sion from Bertha's House of Lawrence dress shop. Violet Olinzock was mod- eling it and I iust couldn't resist it. NORM: You're always spending my hard earned money. LOIS: Your hard earned money? You mean the money I earned when I was a singer. Those were the days! I never had to scrub floors then. NORM: Quit your yappin' so I can hear the radio. fTurns on the radioj ANNOUNCER: It's seven o'clock and time for your favorite commentator and mine, Duane Booher, outstanding na- tional and foreign correspondent. But first, a word about our sponsor, Burp Beer. The people's choice around the country is Burp Beer. Mr. Tom Mayers, man of distinction, chooses to drink Burp Beer. Now, a word from Mr. Mayers about Burp Beer. T. Mayers: BU RP! ANNOUNCER: Thank you Mr. Mayers. And now here is Duane Booher, DUANE: Good evening, friends. Ah yes, there's good news tonight. Some- where, someplace, something is hap- pening. Well, from the sports world tonight I see that Lefty Southpaw Leffler, the Pirates' S500,000 per year bonus baby, batted in his two-hundred and first home run of the season sur- passing Kiner and Babe Ruth.-Notre Dame's successor to Frank Leahy, Stush Banasic, claims he will keep up the un- beaten Notre Dame record for the next twenty years.-A special bulletin has iust been handed me regarding the Indianapolis Auto Race. Bill Fitzie Fitzsimmons and Bob Dule Shay, fam- ous rival racers crashed head on at the speedway today. Speaking of autos, two million employees of Mikan's Mar- velous Motor Company today staged a wildcat strike. And speaking of a strike, Gerald Golick, a small time farmer, became a millionaire by strik- ing oil on his farm while digging for fishing worms. Speaking of fishing, Rear Admiral Bernard Gontko was an- nounced as the winner of the Best Fish Story of I96O. I see where America's second Luther Burbank, Muggsy Mar- shalic, has iust completed his 550,000 green-house. He claims the sunshine and fresh air keeps his hair curly.- Miss Wanda Lenart has won the title of the Nation's Most Perfect Secretary in a nation-wide contest.-Frances Jean Capets, wealthy world traveler, will deliver a lecture at the Trafford High School Library entitled, My Tramp Around the World. LOIS: Oh, turn that man off. Anyway, it's time for Louella Cellich's program. INorm turns dialj CELLICH: Good evening, anybody. From Hollywood this is Louella Cellich. My first exclusive: Joe Atwater Di Cesare, rich playboy and party giver, today hired John Neil Scales, nationally fam- ous shyster, I mean lawyer, to defend him in a scandal case concerning his last party. Now a word or two about my sponsor. Ladies, why be fat? Try Joe Draganac's course on How to Eat and Stay Slim. -My second exclusive: Remember you heard it second-hand here first. Rumor has it that Florence Pogue, former Miss America, and Eddie Erwin, president of the A. A. A., American Athletic Association, that is, are engaged at last!-Marusha Ann

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gffiwfl We, the Senior Class of 1950, do here- by declare this to be our last will and testa- ment, and we request that it be read in the presence of the student body and any other interested persons on the day of our death. To our parents whose love and sacri- fice has been an inspiration to us during our school life we leave our devotion. May the knowledge we have gained be used to ful- fill their greatest expectations. To the faculty and the School Board we leave our thanks for our education and for the improvements which they have brought about. To Mr. Robinson we leave our best wishes for his future success. To Mr. Carnack we leave our gratitude for the many ways in which he has aided us and for his darker moments we leave this inspiring thought, He can who thinks he can! To Joe Simmons, who some may scorn, but of whom it may be truly be said, He's everybody's friend , we leave our love. For the memory of him will stand out long after many others have faded. Considering the many talents and abil- ities of our group 'twould be a grievous fault were we not to bestow them indi- vidually to others. We do hereby make the following bequests: W! Mary Ann Beck leaves her happy smile to Glumpeck Palesky. Lou Bucar leaves his shapely legs to Miss Remaley. James Cavalancia leaves his temper to David Robinson. Jean Capets leaves her hair to the ianitors, in case they ever need a mop. Stush Banasic leaves his love and kisses to all the seventh grade girls. Irene Capets leaves to get supper ready for Lenny. Duane Booher leaves his love for Ralph Kiner to Jimmy Vecchio. Jack Brickel leaves. Period. Amen. Dolores Cellich leaves her bar bells to Anne Capets. Ada Culliver leaves her warm smile to Miss Daugherty. Josephine Cynkar leaves her miracle diet to Oto Yoto Joe Capan. Jane Drost leaves her beautiful hair to Jane Anthony. Kay Desmond leaves her illegal absence slips to Beverly Kopnitsky.