Trafford High School - Reflector Yearbook (Trafford, PA)

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enior KKCLZSJ Moya ec? After we leave these hallowed halls of knowledge, each will go his own respective way-some will enter politics, others will take up individual professions, still others will be content to settle down to connubial bliss. In such a situation we find Lois and Norman ten years after graduation. NORM: Hey Lo! C'mere a minute. LOIS: Boy, am I tired. NORM: How come? LOIS: I've been scrubbing floors all day. Margie Bucar never scrubs fioors. Lou does them! NORM: Did you know that Kay and David Paul finally traded that old Ford in for a new Ford? LOIS: Speaking about old married couples, we're going with Janie and Scubby Cavalancia tonight. NORM: What for? I'm too tired to go anywhere. LOIS: We're going to Irene and Lenny's 10th anniversary party. Besides, I bought an exclusive dress for the occa- sion from Bertha's House of Lawrence dress shop. Violet Olinzock was mod- eling it and I iust couldn't resist it. NORM: You're always spending my hard earned money. LOIS: Your hard earned money? You mean the money I earned when I was a singer. Those were the days! I never had to scrub floors then. NORM: Quit your yappin' so I can hear the radio. fTurns on the radioj ANNOUNCER: It's seven o'clock and time for your favorite commentator and mine, Duane Booher, outstanding na- tional and foreign correspondent. But first, a word about our sponsor, Burp Beer. The people's choice around the country is Burp Beer. Mr. Tom Mayers, man of distinction, chooses to drink Burp Beer. Now, a word from Mr. Mayers about Burp Beer. T. Mayers: BU RP! ANNOUNCER: Thank you Mr. Mayers. And now here is Duane Booher, DUANE: Good evening, friends. Ah yes, there's good news tonight. Some- where, someplace, something is hap- pening. Well, from the sports world tonight I see that Lefty Southpaw Leffler, the Pirates' S500,000 per year bonus baby, batted in his two-hundred and first home run of the season sur- passing Kiner and Babe Ruth.-Notre Dame's successor to Frank Leahy, Stush Banasic, claims he will keep up the un- beaten Notre Dame record for the next twenty years.-A special bulletin has iust been handed me regarding the Indianapolis Auto Race. Bill Fitzie Fitzsimmons and Bob Dule Shay, fam- ous rival racers crashed head on at the speedway today. Speaking of autos, two million employees of Mikan's Mar- velous Motor Company today staged a wildcat strike. And speaking of a strike, Gerald Golick, a small time farmer, became a millionaire by strik- ing oil on his farm while digging for fishing worms. Speaking of fishing, Rear Admiral Bernard Gontko was an- nounced as the winner of the Best Fish Story of I96O. I see where America's second Luther Burbank, Muggsy Mar- shalic, has iust completed his 550,000 green-house. He claims the sunshine and fresh air keeps his hair curly.- Miss Wanda Lenart has won the title of the Nation's Most Perfect Secretary in a nation-wide contest.-Frances Jean Capets, wealthy world traveler, will deliver a lecture at the Trafford High School Library entitled, My Tramp Around the World. LOIS: Oh, turn that man off. Anyway, it's time for Louella Cellich's program. INorm turns dialj CELLICH: Good evening, anybody. From Hollywood this is Louella Cellich. My first exclusive: Joe Atwater Di Cesare, rich playboy and party giver, today hired John Neil Scales, nationally fam- ous shyster, I mean lawyer, to defend him in a scandal case concerning his last party. Now a word or two about my sponsor. Ladies, why be fat? Try Joe Draganac's course on How to Eat and Stay Slim. -My second exclusive: Remember you heard it second-hand here first. Rumor has it that Florence Pogue, former Miss America, and Eddie Erwin, president of the A. A. A., American Athletic Association, that is, are engaged at last!-Marusha Ann

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zioARovicH, EuzABEtH Betty Peppy cheerleader .... Sopho- more attendant Pretty blue eyes .... Sunny disposition .... Favorite pastime is laughing WAITE, RICHARD LEE Dick Sports enthusiast .... Good stu favorite pastimes are tele smoking his pipe .endow CZQJ5 Adfory-conf. iors. On the team were: Forwards, Dolores Krcelic, Jean Capets, and Ada Culliver. The Guards were Gerry Gracion, Bertha Law- rence, and Amy Ruffo. The Sophomore boys won one game. Betty Zigarovich and Flo Pogue were attendants to the May Queen. In September we were driven unmerci- fully into the Junior ward. Our officers were John Scales, President, James Lelfier, V. President, Amelina Ruffo, Secretary, and Josephine Cynkar, Treasurer. We contributed Scubby, Lefty, Lou, Muggs, Stush, Teedee, Mikan, Fitzie, and Sage to the Football team. To Basketball we gave Scales, Lefty, Malley, Snopko, and Lou Bucar. As the novelty of French wore off we decided not to open our books any more. The Commercial girls had a good time in shorthand class trying to figure out what each chicken track meant. Our Junior and Senior Class party was tops, and our Junior Class play Crazy House, directed by Mr. Robinson, turned out to be a big success every way but finan- cially. Our Junior May Queen attendants were Lois Smith and Florence Sanders. Lois was also one of our maiorettes. At the Junior Prom everyone had a good time dancing to Tommy CarIyn's orchestra. In May we had a class picnic at Bushy Run to complete the year. Now the invincible seniors had to up- hold senior dignity and set an example to the underclassmen. Our classes, we found, were not too difficult, but we didn't have enough time to do all our Scholastic reports and finish our Chemistry experiments. Four bright Seniors took Latin IV in the morning at 8:15 A. M. Mr. Schrock and Mr. Eremic offered a new course in driving. The Senior girls monop- olized the class, most of them still without their licenses at the end of the year. Our class officers were John Scales, President, James Leffier, V. President, Jose- phine Cynkar, Secretary, and Lois Smith, Treasurer. To broaden our knowledge of the out- side world, we went first to the County Fair at South Park. Our next trip took us to Tor- rence. Our last trip was to Greensburg. Here we visited the county iail and the court- house, where we witnessed courtroom pro- cedure. We were the guests of Mr. Scales for dinner at the Nixon accompanied by Miss Shaulis and Mr. Schrock. We enjoyed our classes, especially his- tory class where we discussed such prob- lems as: What is love? and Does everyone want to be loved? The Senior football champions were Stush, Lefty, Lou, Mikan, Scubby, Muggsy, Erwin, Sagie, Fitz, Teedee, Mendy, Gontko, and Mclndoe. Playing Boys' Varsity Basket- ball were Scales, Lefty, and Scubby while Gerry, Flo, Margie, Buggsy, Irene, Jeannie, and Amelina played for the Girls' Varsity. The Senior class play was a hilarious comedy called Adam's Evening. John Scales, Adam, was supported by Irene Capets, Jean Capets, Irene Lovre, Lois Smith, Bill Fitzsimmons, Donnie Todaro, and Jean Koloski. Our May Queen was Florence Pogue and her attendants were Jane Drost and Wanda Lenart. All of us were on our best behavior. We turned in our nightwork assignments promptly and neatly, and our recitations in class were only the best. We all gave excellent current events in P. O. D. class and we spent all of our leisure time on our English. We did nothing but what we were supposed to do in Chem- istry. We tried to be model seniors for sud- denly we realized that these have been very dear and happy years. dent dark brown curly hair vision, playing pinochle, and

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- amor KKCLLI6 Mop ec? Beck opened the concert season last night at Carnegie Hall with her first and last piano recital, both by popular demand.-Donald T. D. Todaro, 2nd Al Jolson, is starring in the new tech- nicolor extravaganza, T. D. Sings Again , playing himself.-Featured singing star in that movie will be that torchy blues singer, Ada Culliver Les- ter.- Donald Mendicino, popular crooner, will appear at Rose Mastrian- ni's Spaghetti Village , top nitespot. He will sing the hit tunes of ten years back.-Dolores Krcelic, famous Tam- bouritza queen, was on board the S. S. TraH:ordia which docked in San Francisco today, after a world wide tour. The boat also carried the Hon- orable Eugene Malley, dean of Level- green City University, and Miss Gerry Gracion, million dollar heiress, who has iust returned after a month on the Rivieria. ANNOUNCER: We interrupt this program to bring you a special news bulletin: The missing airline hostess, Amy Rulfo, only survivor of last night's airplane crash, is believed to be wandering somewhere in a dazed condition in the Rocky Mountains. We return you now to Louella Cellich. CELLICH: The S. S. Traffordia was mastered by Admiral Pete Kucan, who married Irene Lovre, head nurse at Trafford City General Hospital, at a shipboard cere- mony. LOIS: Turn that old gossip off. NORM: Oh gosh! Its almost time for Hop- along Snopko. CTurns dial again! ANNOUNCER: Howdy folks! This hyar's the Bill Hopalong Snopko program, brung to youns by William Sage, maker of Sagie's Sagebrush Pancakes, best in the west. And now folks, ya remenfiber last week we left Jeanie Koloski, horse-opera queen, dangling from a branch at the edge of a cliff pushed over by Smelly Pete Brickel.- LOIS: Let her dangle! Get something more intelligent on. INorm turns the dial! ANNOUNCER: Robert Di Rinaldo, manu- facturer of Deedle's Shoes , the best in the nation, presents America's fore- most drama and literary critic Michael Kraynak.-And now Mr. Kraynak, what is your opinion of Sister Katerina Frander's biography, My Ten Years in a Convent? KRAYNAK: lt stinks! ANNOUNCER: What do you think of that noted public speaker, Ralph Watts', last lecture on, Why People Talk too Much? KRAYNAK: lt stinks! ANNOUNCER: And what do you think of Marion Massaro's new book, How I Grew To Be Five Tall ? KRAYNAK: It stinks! ANNOUNCERp What is your honest un- biased opinion of your brother John Kraynak's new book of wise sayings? KRAYNAK: EXCELLENT! SUPERB! ANNOUNCER: Thank you and good-night Mr. Kraynak. NORM: Is that what you call an intelligent program? fTurns dialj ANNOUNCER: Here is Dr. Betty Zigarovich, leading psychiatrist and head of Betty's Memory CIinic . Can't you remember anything? Do you forget easily? Stop worrying-! Dr. Zigar- ovich can't either. Right now, a few words about our sponsor. Listen! An amazing offer is being made to you. With each bottle of Lady Florence San- ders' new shade of nail polish, Acid Pink , you lucky people will receive her own free booklet, How to Grow Nails . NORM: That's enough for this evening. CTurns radio off! LOIS: Say, Norman, it says here in the paper that Josephine Cynkar, out- standing mathematician and scientist, proves Einstein's theory to be all wrong. NORM: Do tell.