Townsend Harris High School - Crimson Gold Yearbook (Flushing, NY)

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WlI09S Z00 Most Capable ,... . Small ,....... Tall ........ Stall .............,.. .......G6Chick Chaikin ..........Bernie Goldberg Hank', Hofheimer .............Dick Within Did Most For Class .......... Eddie Youngerman Chief ..............,.... ..... Brief ......,....,.A.. Beef ,..........,........,,.... . . .....Bob Van Santen .............Dick Beitler ......,.Sanford Leeds Most Likely To Succeed ..,....,...... Henry Maas Player .......,.............................. Payer ............,.................... Prayer .................. Clif Sager .Bill Friedman ........Before Exams Did Most For School ........,... Bob Van Santen Stude .....................,..........i....... Abe Dubin Dude .................................... Harry Simon Stewed ..............,.... .Howard Van Camerik Most Conscientious ..........,..... Mal Finkelstein Internal .............. Infernal ........ Nocturnal ......., Most Modest ...... Thin ....... Win ..... Din ......, ....,.,.. ....,..,Bob Ehrenberg ........,...........Faculty ......Lenny Stegman ......Andy Christensen ..,.,.Homework Excuse .,.,.......,.............Never .........,Class Council Least Appreciated .....,.., .......... M orty Podell Editor ...........,.... . Coed- lt -Or .,.., Creditor ..........., Finest Personality ..,..... Tummy .....,.......... Crummmy ...... ...... .....,..Burton Shepard Pommer ..........,Ierry Kitay ...,.....Max Price Bergman ......,.Lunch Room Dummy t,.i..,........,... ......... I ohn Henry Outstanding Journalist ...... Tommy Durrance Quaint .....,........,..,.......... Cornelius Roche Saint ...t...............,...... Barney Weissmann Paint ........ ,.................. H al Fleck Most Handsome ..... Sunny ........... Punny ........ Sonny ......... Most Ambitious ..... ......,,lohnny Lindquist Brown ,.........Morty Stark ......Murray Fink ..,..,.,,Ben Sallman page thirty

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GRAND HOTEL phone book? Why don't I come up some- time? . . . Say, are you trying to be funny? . . . What's your name? Illl tell Mr. Durrance you called . . . Morton Stark? All right . . . I'll tell him . . . Well of all the fresh guys . . . Grand Hotel . . . good afternoon . . .yes, Mr. Kitay, Mr. Podell is waiting for you in the lobby. Shall I have him paged for you? You'll give me a message? All right, Pm ready to take the message . . . Yes, I think I have it all . . . I'll read it to you to see if itis correct . . . Quote: I should like to see you in the near future., concerning the editorial in The Times, that mentioned my name in an uncomplimentary manner. I shall be at the Embassy Club this afternoon as I am writ- ing an expose of all the evil publications. Unquote . . . Your message will be taken care of immediately. Say Sadie . . . did you ring those authors in 720? That room Mr. Ehrenberg paid the rent for. A couple of fellows by the name of Kieval and Shepard . . . they,re both authors or something . . . That's a funny arrangement . . . one man paying the room rent and two others living there . . . I guess the writing game isnit what it used to be . . . On the other hand, you certainly can make money on Wall Street. That's where Mr. Ehrenberg made his pile . . . Yes, Mr. Sager, Mr. Henry left the keys to your suite with me. I hear the American team won the swimming meets . . . Congratu- lations . . . No . . . Mr. Stegman hasnit come in yet. Can you imagine that, Sadie-three Olym- pic champions in the same hotel. Mr. Sager is on the swimming team, Mr. Henry with the fencers, and Mr. Stegman on the baseball team. Grand Hotel . . . good afternoon . . . ice water in room 111? Just a moment while I connect you with room service . . . Number, please . . . just one moment, please . . . Grand Hotel . . . good afte . . . page twenty-nine ' 1 xfff ,I 'N t WW! f-it ff?-r . .Ay V ' X ll-I A ' ll I 'O' Q L f-'NN . 1. , .R , SCX 'Qx '1s'43'f,,Z . tx 5. 4- A 4- -1 : 5 if 1 . ' f vs' E ai-T . f ' , 1. if p P l AG. XX l ,gf , . , pl.. - ' 1.1! f.' NX it A -M F v I,-li 5 2 t ,Y ,.,. 1 A 1 ,A fs-fax - ' , . i 1 -.,., if ,-'..':

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LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT We, the flock of January, 1934, having been fleeced full well, do behoof ourselves to proceed in the procedure of the preceding herds. In pursuance whereof we do thrust a most beneficent and philanthropic hand deep into our cash-less cache, and do bequeath: To Dr. Standerwick-the overbearing bur- den of our much used conscience to be used as a threat to Lower Cs, To Dr. Landman-a Republican police-dog who won,t put his paw downvg To Mr. Heft-an electric fan to blow the imaginary chalk-dust from his desk and chair, To Mr. Fitzpatrick-a glass of water to elim- inate dryness, To Miss James-an automatic phonograph which will say, whenever the silence is bro- ken, Now, boys, there's to be absolutely no talking in the library . . . To Dr. Goss--the Fable of the Hare and the Tortoise. Need we remind him that the Hair lost . . . To Dr. Cobb-an easy-flowing fountain pen, for he appreciates and rewards a good tale well told, To the Freshman of Tomorrow-one ton of yeast which may help him rise to the heights to which we once aspiredg To the T. D.'s-microscopes which, in the event that the yeast should fail, will facili- tate their seeing the lilliputians, whose traffic they direct, To the School in General-the information that the seeming dust found on the floor is nothing but unused grey-matter, be ad- vised . . . also that Dr. Chastney is neither so hard nor so soft as exteriors might in- dicate . . . also, that riding the rough road of learning in a pony-drawn crib is both precarious and fruitless. In witness whereof, we do hereunder trans- Iix our name with the poisoned arrow of erudition. To wit, to what, to wait. Us, the P. G. of Tomorrow. page thirty-one