Townsend Harris High School - Crimson Gold Yearbook (Flushing, NY)

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CRIMSON AND GOLD LAST VQlLLwdTGST6iCYlGDT We,tl1e class ol:.,lune 1928, liaving laeen six times declared in possession oi: our Faculties by tlmelivremost psycliiatrists ol: The College ol:tl1e City otllewyorlx, and,tiirtl1ermore,lve- ing at tlie date ofwriting possessed of our usual silliness, do lierelay draw up tliis, our last will and testament. Davino Freed ourselvesfrotn legal detention by tlie pay- ments oP all earthly delatsnve lierelny bequeath tlle follow' img items to our' survivois. T5 Du Bell: dn endowment consisting oF tlle balance op our treasury tofurtlier tlle payrnento1'tl1eSteinwayDuo-flrt. Tofvlryiltoyz fi treatise entitled l:?ow tofvioderate your Lan- S- ment of: a course in tlie appreciation ol: tlxe Fine arts. Tomtzglalie : A pluslvcovered toot-stool, so tlxat lie will not des' troy scliool property ty using tlie wasteloaslxet asa substitute. ToDr.Pearl: A copyriglit on liis bool: entitled 'Companion to Caesar? said companion being apony. To tlxe rest ot' tlxe Faculty: The leoial one dollar 151.003 so tliat tlmere migl-it be no contest ot tlie tenns ot' tlxis will. Vlylmereas, it is necessary tliat tlxis, our last will and testarnent,lae properly executed, weliereby, do appoint Drf, .Canfield as sole executor and administrator. WAJQ mn? 5SO'J fQ Attorneg-at-law Elpgggzi' lnwitness wlxereolzz QLZZQW MW QGJLWVL lgagiweinbergz dn endowment of 59.98 Por tlie estalvlislr

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1 ME Mr. Saul Gorn, one of the leading mathematical consultants of the day, has been perpetually furthering his knowledge until now there is no more for him to learn. Mr. and Mrs. Adam Frank were obliged to leave early in order to attend a lecture on the Latinistic syntacticalism of the piano-forte delivered by Mr. Theodore Greenebaum who sent his regrets for not attending. As might be expected, Mr. Edward Kar- dos is gaining a great reputation on the stage as a comedian. Also treading the low-buskined stage, Mr. M. S. Mautner has Of late been at- tempting Shakespearean roles with fair success. has now passed on his who per- Mr. Hofstein flaming red hair tO his offspring sonally displayed this fact at the dinner. Mr. Oleck has given up active participa- tion in athletics in preference to the posi- tion of sports editor for the N1'Orld . Mr. Richard Present is a surprisingly big man in his community where he endeavors to lecture On his philosophical theory of life. Recently affiliated with the New York Symphony Orchestra, Mr. Joseph Robison has been leading a musical life. Ely Zimmerman and Co. are the Olhcial printers Of the Crimson and Gold, still issued in Harris. Mr. Howard 1YessOn has just returned from France where he made a tour teach- ing and exhibiting his fine fencing technique. 1Nall Street is the scene Of the business concerns of Messrs. Herbert Cohn and Seymour Goldgraben, Stock Brokers. Mr. Philip Zimet is still recuperating from attacks made on him in June, 1928, by his classmates. These were caused when it was learned that he was the author Of the knocks for the Seniors. DI U M Page 4 CCOntinued from page 21 YOu'd think he didn't know it wasnt Then there was Philip Goodman who claimed that the short story originated in S-cotland. But they had a good C. gl G. due to him, th at w as XVe term. Fellow named Arthur Berger in that class too. He was everywhere. used to tie Our shoe laces tight so he wou1dn't get inside our shoes. Then there was a little boy named Charles Ullmann who edited the Stadium. At least he a fellow named too. He used to all the time. And that was a class. thought so. There was Van Veen in that Class draw and get into trouble he had lots Of fun. Boy, X1'e were to the Class Of 1958 Senior dance. It cOuldn't compare with the one of -Tune, 1928, at the McAlpin. Man, then was the time we had fun. Almost forgot Our milennium. A milen- nium will be reached when any class does things as well and as much as that dear old June, '28 STEvEnORu . CCOntinued from page lj school. A person is considered a member of the school if he has flunked at least two subjects in the aforesaid institution. 2. Pulling of hair. murdering Of um- pires, etc., is to be punished by forced at- tendance at Townsend Harris Hall for not more than one year nor less than one month. 3. All challenges must be written On ice and handed to Santa Claus before the pub- lication Of this challenge. ADVERTISEMENTS FUELLESS MOTOR CORPORATION Automobiles - 11'ashing Machines Carpet Sweepers NO Gas NO Trouble 50 Lindy Square New York AERONAUTICA CAB COMPANY Stations at Every Corner 25C per Mile From Bronx tO Brooklyn in 10 Minutes! Page Forty-Jive

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