Toulon Township High School - Tolo Yearbook (Toulon, IL)

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12 FEBRUARY, NINETEEN TWENTY-SEVEN mm immm ■ i i i mmmmmmmmiiimmmmmmmmmmmmiiinimmmmmmiiimiiammiiimMimMimmmmnimmmmiiim ® snaifl ©aflenadlaur ■mI!iiiiiiiiiii:iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!|iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimimiiiiiiiiiii:iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiihiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiniifln February 18—Miss Cox meets tryouts for Contest, Science Club. February 25—Basketball game. March 4-5—Glee Club. March 18—Tolo Carnival. March 25—Open. April 1—Open. April 8—Faculty Dinner. April 15—Science Club. April 22—Junior Reception. April 28—Declamation Contest. April 29—Service Club Party. May 6—Miss Russell Musical, and Manual Training and Domestic Science Display. May 13—Field Meet. May 20—Commencement. — — TEACHERS’ ASSEMBLIES It has been the custom of T. H. S. for each teacher to give an assembly in the study hall once a year. We look forward to these assemblies because they are very interesting. Pupils in the classes under that teacher take part if asked. Everyone is invited to these assemblies which are usually given on Friday afternoon. The assemblies for the rest of the year are as follows: February 11—Mr. McCullough. March 25—Mrs. Bacmeister. March 4—Miss Cooley. April 1—Miss Landers. March 11—Miss Holly. April 8—Miss Tyler. March 18—Mr. Griffith. +— — TO MY PAL It cannot be uttered in speech; No letters can make it a word; A song with its real meaning in it Is a song that I’ve never heard. A look alone can’t express it, Nor hundreds of smiles, nor tears; I wouldn’t trade it for treasures That kings have hoarded for years. For friendship means song and laughter And treasures and tears, perhaps, too, But, pal, though I never express it, I’ve anchored my friendship in you. Rapid Talking Old Lady—“How do you charge for oranges? How much are those lemons? How deep is that river? What time does the next train start?” Poetic Storekeeper—“Two for a nickle, three for a dime, up to your neck and half past rune.”

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FEBRUARY, NINETEEN TWENTY-SEVEN 11 TOULON AT WYOMING Toulon suffered defeat, by a score of 30 to 13. Both teams at the start of the game showed speed, and plenty of it. It looked as if the game was to be close, and that the team that was to be the victors had to fight and fight hard to win. During the first part of the game the scores were about even and the spectators were eagerly watching. Some of our players were put out on fouls and the game turned, it was all in Wyoming’s favor. At the end of the game the score was 30 to 13 and the Wyoming five carried away the honors. TOULON SECONDS AND WYOMING SECONDS AT WYOMING The Toulon Seconds won from the Wyoming Seconds by a score of 17 to 15. This game was very interesting and also showed speed and two teams were competing that were evenly matched. From the time the game started till the finish it was close, and thrilling. But when the final whistle blew the T. H. S. seconds were the winners over the W. H. S. seconds. iiiiiiiiBiiaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiniiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii:iiiiii!iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiuiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiriiiitiiiiiiiiiiiiiB4iiiiiiiiiiiiiitiiiii i i VaurneHy n§ ttftn© §p £© Lnffe ■ I I ■ ■ I'llllBI ■ilBillMllllllBi:i::B::B! Bllllll!t|liBllBlll:illlB lBltli:iiillll!llii|llBliBIIBliBllB:illllllBllBIIBllBllBIIBIiaiiailllllllllllilBllBlll!l|IIBlI|!IIIIBil Mrs. McLennan—“Did you see if the butcher had pig’s feet?” Margaret—“No, I couldn’t. He had his shoes on.” Don Webster—“Do you file your finger nails?” Skeeter—“No, I just throw them away after I cut them off.” WHAT’S WRONG HERE? Newspaper Headline—“Woman Arrested for Keeping Still.” Ted Sundquist had a terrible disappointment one day, he crawled under the tent to see the circus and it was a revival meeting. McCullough—“That is a graduated cylinder.” Evelyn Leigh—“What’s it doing in school now, taking post graduate work ?” Did you know Ward Marshall was a magician. He told me that one day last week he turned his Ford into a telephone pole. Cecil White—“I don’t see how anybody can learn boxing by correspondence lessons. How could you get any practice?” Roland Webster—“Why you get your practice licking stamps.”

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FEBRUARY, NINETEEN TWENTY-SEVEN 13 Lawnglhi awnd (Sitodw PM i Uni ■ I l l mu • ■ I ■iilii|MI;i|iilii|iiliil: liii;iliiliiliiliiliiliiliiiMr'|ii|ii|iiBii|!iiiiiii|ii|!i|Mlii|iiliiliiliilii|iil:ii;i|ii|iil!iliiliilii|ii|' n Here’s to Ward, Philip, Don, Hayden, Clifton, Walter, Samuel, Clarence and Stuart. A FORD PSALM The Ford is my master; I shall not live in peace. It maketh me to lie down in both mud and dust: it leadeth me in the paths of grease. It restoreth my license dues; it leadeth me in the paths of shame and disgrace for its name’s sake. Yea, though I go thru the dark shadows of the night, I know thou are with me; the jolting of thy springs maketh me to ache. Thou prepareth a string of bills in the presence of mine creditors; thou anointest my head with oil; my wrath runneth over. Surely if this thing follows me all the days of my life, I will dwell in the house of the insane forever. Carl Hamilton—‘’How much are those plums?” Grocer—“Ten cents a peck.” Carl—“What do you think I am, a bird?” Evan Newman—“Once upon a time there were three children and half of them was boys.” Randall Fell—“Go on, I suppose the other half was girls.” Zip.—“Oh, no, they wer boys too.” Miss Acheson—“What is Socialism?” Lawrence H.—“It is claiming the attention of the most charming people of the world.” Dale Montgomery—“Why don’t you grow a little?” Charlie—“Because I can get on the bus for half fare.” Jack Gibson says it was Nip and Tuck between Jinks McLennan’s dog and him for a block, then the dog nipped and Jack took a jump and landed cn Mr. Nowlan’s porch. Anna—“Will you buy me a new dress for the party, father?” Mr. Price—“Where is the one you had?” Anna—“A moth has eaten it.” Lester Winans (in art gallery)—“My, what an ugly portrait, why that’s awful.” Ruth Milnes—“Don’t be silly Lester, that’s a mirror.”