Torrington High School - Blazer Yearbook (Torrington, WY)

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Class Prophecy It IS the xear 2030 Does It sound strange that xxe are all stIll alIxe No, not to us, for, xou see the fountaln of xouth xx as dIscox ered In 1975 bx the renoxx ned explorer En CARTTR, and noxx ex erx one IIx es for hundreds of xears and stIll remaIns x oung Xlanx aInazIng thmgs haxe happened IH our xx Orld smce the long gone daxs of Our gradu atIon from THS One xerx amazmg dlscox erx xx as that of Inter planetarx space trax el xx hIch xx as made bx EInsteIn the Second knoxx n to us as CRAIC ELLIOTT I vxas xx ondermg xx hat had happened to the rest of our school chums, and so I declded to Iump In mx rocket shlp and xIsIt them VVe are noxv saIlIng toxx ard Mars We land on Mars It IS a strange planet exceedmg earth IH adx ance ment bx ox er 2000 x ears Mars lb xerx rIch IH mInerals xx hIch xxe consIder verv xaluable Thelr hlghxx axs are of sOlId gold xxIth platl num center SIFIPCS Employed by the gox ern ment of Mars are Dos jox. ES and jAcR DEBOLT They are txxo of the best hlghxx ay shIners In Mars We see a fix Ing saucer land near bx Out of If step RUTH KALAL and joy CE STOLT Thev are mIllIonaIres, as thev secured the patent for the flvmg saucer and are producmg It for com merclal use throughout the UnIx erse Mars IS ruled bv a dlctator ToxI HART, and hIs chlef HSSISIRUI and xx Ife IS Ax FIIJA SLHLFTTPFL7 It IS vxell knoxxn that she IS the one xx ho reallx does the dIctatIng We noxx travel to a south ern sectIOn of 'xlars Here xxe find JOAN BRoxx x She IS attemptIng to teach the people there to speak xxIth an Oklahoman accent Mars has a huge mlllI3fV organIzatIOn establ1shed for one purpose, that of kIllIng all the f'IlCS on Mars In thIs armx xxe find the commandmg general to be RICHARII GIx I xs We hear he makes lf prettx rough on hIs nexx recrunts, GERALD FORD CHARLFS LIRA VVAxxr X IAL and Du Islxc TheIr solemn xoxx IS that soIne dax xxe ll get ex en On thls planet xxe find one sectlon com pletelv unclx Illzed The natIx es are so ferocIous that attempts to conx ert them haxe been qulte futlle Hoxx ex er a group of mIssIonarIes from Earth are saId to be maklng headxx ax Thex are KFNNFTH HFSTFAD and hIs xxIfe WxOxIA FFRGUSON and theIr assIstants FRANCES BACR HAUs and SHIRLF1 LYRBAFH 22 We noxx leaxe Xlars and CFUISC ox er to X enus On our xx ax xxe pass CAROL COI FIN dlrectmg traffic She has just arrested I ILI BRII IIT for speedmg W e are noxx landmg on X enus Thls IS a planet of beautIful xx omen and also ruled bx beautIful xx Omen The men on X enus are all slax es Here xxe find WIxIxrLI GRAPIs HARRIS GRrIxI BRT AN xlORRIS and -XRTHLRI SRP Poor unfor tunate souls' Dld I sax unfortunate Chlcf slaxe guard IS XIARI Ixr AxIIsIRI NVe hear she enloxs her xx Ork Immenselx VVe are passIng through a large cItx and notxce a large croxxd gathered at an arena We declde to stop and see xx hat the evcltement IS NVe see that the gladmtorml tournaments are held here W'e are not surprlsed to see AI III IAN FII xx ARos and KIITH COPPIR s CXl'lllDlfl0l'l bxlled as the leadmg attractIon Thex haxe held that place for qulte a xx hIle as nexther seems to be able to kIll the other one off We see PALLA AIxsxx ORTH here She lIfts xx eIghts as an extra attractlon We look up In the spectators stands and In the sectIOn marked Nob1lItv xxe find DONNA CAx We notIce some xerx beautIful ladIes attendIng Donna Cav thex are RORFRTA Nrxx xIAx INIx A jur SICI FR and ANABFTH SPARKS We leaxe the arena, and as xxe are trax ellng doxxn the road xxe meet SHIRIFX GAx1BLIs LEILA SAGIQR and XlARLXN ATKINSON Thex are sIngIng Where Are X Ou Noxx That W e Weed X ou VVe find thex are referrIng to three runa xx ax slaxes, CHLQR DAxIs, BILL Hoxrx, and ToxI IXFNNFLLX We stop at a small Inn for 501116 refreshments VVe find BIRNILI XIARTIN and SHIRI IH IDI-NILR trx Ing to teach the proprletor Dos DI s I ARLAIS, hoxx to do the Charleston for thexr nIght s lod Ing It s tIme noxx for us to leaxe X enus as xx e haxe a long Journex to make to Pluto After a fexx hours of speedx saIlIng xxe arrlxe on Pluto It IS qulte far from the sun so lt s xerx cold We hurrx Into a xerx sxxankx mght club for our supper We are greeted bx Axx TRIFRXX TILIR and SHIRLEX SLAGLE, the proprIetors We pur chase a pack of chexx Ing gum frOnI a flashx cng , ' ' ' . 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Prophecy wrette glrl -Xxx XX oonxx ORTH ln the Chorus lme xxe End jxxlcr ARP ROSELLA BROLRLL DOROTHX PRIOLL loxx Gun x and Doxxx FRIHJI xx and featured m the mam ex ent are BARBARA Bum and Dox LONXOLLX Thex en tertam us xx 1th a IHUSlCZ1l number XX e are serx ed a dellelous meql and declde to go to the ltltchen to see xx ho our cooks are XX e hnd X FRN x Rxr XlrRRIl1 XIxR1rxr Lsrrs Bum LxxBoLRx oxcr XIIIIS SmR11x Rxxtsl x XlxRx FTH and ARI I xr S1oHrR Thex are ltnoxxn 1s the best coolxs on Pluto XX e can see thfat eqrlx experlence paxs out ln the end lx1oRx1or XX e leaxe the club 1nd go doxx n the street and notlce 1 xerx attmctnx e llttle lmrher shop Here xxe see lx! xxl rn XlLRRxx md C ll-XRI rs BROXX x xx ho SPCLl'llllC ln a nexx hmr groxxmff tome Outslde xxe run mto oxx lxRLc SHARON I LD x, 1nd flll S xxho te thex are noxx testmff supersonxc rocltet ships Presently xxe come upon 1 xerx tall lllllldlllg' the mlleft Ill the Lmxerse xxe hnd on the cor nerstone thwt If xx 'ls constructed bx Bxmoxx, BARIHI 1 Bxx11R B1 xsuoor, fmd OSISORX XX e enter thc lJLlllCllI'1Q md hnd 'an 1rt gallerx on the second floor Herc xxe meet txx o renoxx ned sculptors XX xx Xl Xlxtm md N1 IL XlcC,xR1x 'I hex hwx e yustcomplcted lsmtue ofthe Xwlfllx er On the third floor xxe End the office or F1PLDs FLoxx1Rs and PLRIH xx ho sell nexx and better ehlclxen xxlre On the fourth floor xxe find OLP rXX1LIlxx1s Pxr HLXIIR l xxx GLOX FR and B11 L Snxlx modelmff red Hfznnels needed ln the cold CllIU21IC On the next floor xxe find a xerx lame apartment helonmnff to jr xx Cxx FIELD and her huslnnd Toxx Slll xlx These txx o declded to he dltferent 'md become domestnc Thex hfzxe nmeteen chxldren Thex sax thex re gomv to set the xxorlds record Thex haxe sex ernl serx 1nts to loolt 'lfter their ch1ldren,thex 1re Ros! XlxRlr Hxxsl l 1xoRx Hx Rm 1nd o Xxx l xx On the xerx top floor 15 1 umxersql r1d1ost1t1on Here xxe hnd XlxR leading roles ln the sofap opem ohn lox es Xlqrx XXe fllso find XXIIRLRI Hmm xx xo hroadcqsts I'CLlULll1Lf exerclses ex erx morning HH rx l IND md 'XLDRFX PrRRx xnxx wre noted for thelr lJI'U1ClL'lSfS of childrens stories XXe noxx mlte the elcx 1tor doxx n 'md hnd the elex 1 tor attendmt to he ji RRx onxsox XX e get m our space shlp fund xftcr 1 fexx mmutes flxmff xxe meet joxx Sc ucvvl xx ho IS stnll seftrchmg for pqmdxse XVe flx fqr fir on home to good old Xlormk E ARTH . v Y , ' ,, . 1 X . X 1 ll sf Y' l X Y C C' Z' A . 1. . - .ijt iii. ' ' ', 3 ' ' . - L ' 5' A - A -L Q A 41 ION Suxrr-3R and Dox R.x'rmsc'x xx'ho have the . . . . . v ' . I , il , . . Q. .K ,4 . - 4 U 1 5' Y. . . Y .. ,I , , mx: . 'fi . ..x RAI-1 xxwir-:xl-:x', ' ll us '19 9 ' ., 7 ' 9 9 ' ,' L' L 1' ' ' 1 ' i' 7 L 1. . . - -- . 4' - 1 'l V' H. . 1 . ll. ,. X , '. A - 7 ' ' I ' ' ' 'Q 'l 1 v Y ' - . s . - U U Y, X 2 23