Torrey Pines High School - Freeflight Yearbook (Del Mar, CA)

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MARTI COSWALD I feel so honored to be asked by This magazine to share the most memorable moments of my high school career. IVIy first reaction was to write about graduation. Not to say that wasn't im- portant, but I probed farther into my memory and came up with my most vivid moment of those days. IVIy story begins in IVIrs. Kremler's fifth period arithmetic class. I did pretty well and, although I didn't like Ivlrs. Kremler much and really despised going to her room, I felt like arithmetic was an accomplishment. Sometimes, instead of going to class I would play hookey and put itching powder in the boys' gym towels and loosen the seams on the girls field hockey shirts. But then Ellen Walder signed up for my, or I mean lVIrs. Kremler's fifth period arith- metic class. Ellen was the most beautiful girl in the whole 'I 'I th grade. VVeIl, I stopped playing hockey but my grade went down instead of up. Ellen was on my mind all of the time. I finally decided to introduce myself to Ellen and ask her to the movies Friday night. It was Thursday and we had a big exam the following day but I decided that I had better go to the store and get some cologne and a bottle of hair tonic for my face and chest. At the store I ran into IVIrs. Kremler and she seemed really angry and told me to go home and study for the next day's test. I bought the hair tonic and a 51.98 gallon of men's colgne. it smell! It was very strong and almost immediately it gave me a severe pain in the forehead. I became sicker but went on to arithmetic. I asked IVIrs. Kremler If I could be excused, but she said I was trying to weasel out of a very important exam that I had failed to study for. I finished the exam and was feeling miserable. the entire class kept asking where that avvful smell was coming from. The bell rang and Ellen grabbed her books. I walked up to her getting sicker and sicker. I said Ellen'? . . . She said. Yes IVIarti'? I said, UBLAAAAGGGI-Il-I . . . oh , . . I'm so sorry. I became sick all over EIlen's shoulder. She started screaming and ran down the hall. I started to run off too but I turned to see IVIrs. Kremler laughing. I ran all the way home. -' The next day the cafeteria was serving sloppy joes with clam juice and split pea soup. IVIy stomach was a little upset because I was a little nervous about seeing Ellen next period and asking her to the movies. lvly friend Gil said I had butter- flies and that eating would probably get rid of them. I ate lunch and began to feel worse and I kept telling myself I was just nervous. Then the bell rang and I realized I had to put on my cologne. I rushed back to the bathroom and poured some on. Wow did 1 ws ' ,Qi Tom Zinser, Bret Bart- metler, Chris Thomes, and Derick Tarr lphoto not availablel.

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