Toronto Teachers College - Yearbook (Toronto, Ontario Canada)

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The very Best Sporting and Athletic Goods Complete equipment for every game at all times f l l. Catalogue on request 9 Brown s Sports 81 Cycle Company, Limited 343-345 Yonge St. Phone Adel. 8237 lf 9 A Compliments of R A I N B R 0 S . P BOOKSELLERS and STA TIONERS Q to our Graduating friends l What better wish could we extend to you, our graduating friends. than hope of your dreams of rosy hue: May every one of them come true. l We are getting more friends every year, because A we are serving more students every year. I R A I N B R 0 S . iq 353 Yonge Street TORONTO l Headquarters for Teachers' and Normal School Supplies M ail Orders filled promptly E. N. MOYER COMPANY LIMITED CANADA'S SCHOOL FURNISIIERSM 0106-108 York Street TORONTO - CANADA Our Heartiest Congratulations To All Graduates In your Class Room work you will find our Catalogue very valuable as a reference book of the latest ideas in educational equipment. Copy mailed on request McGill University School of Physical Education A two-year Diploma course in the theory and practice of Physical Education. Women Stud- ents only admitted for Session 1930-31. Session begins middle of September and ends in May. SPECIAL RESIDENCE For special Calendar and further information apply to the Secretary - Dept. of Physical Education McGill University, Montreal

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HUMOUR INTELLIGENCE TEST TO SHOW THAT THE PUN FORM OF WIT. Has Nlargaret fk. Partridge? What does lilda Pearce? Ilas lilizalwth D. Penney? XX lu-re Grace Haines? llas Nflaude A. lford? ls Josephine lfrench? ls Ya-ra lfuller? What makes Lucy Sayage? ls Kathleen Sharpe? Rnd how! ls llazel Sweet? ls lflizalretll Wiylie? Vt l1y is Dorothy li. i!lIt't,'I1? It hat does Mary Heaton-Wood? ls . 1. a geometric' wizard? tlan ltuth lleid? Vt ill Lucy Foster the good will of he When will Mary Wright herself? Does Gladys Street run into Gould? Ilow long is a Mildred Foote? IS THE LOWEST ls Lindley lirown? ls Nc-ra lying? llus lfreda lfagles? Does l,t'lltlI'Zlll llaigllt? ls Dorothy Small? ls Nellie Snowden? tlan liurk holder? Does lx y llunt? NN as .lohn liourne? ls Nlikt-'s Furlong? W lierr-'s Vtiesley 's Jeans? Xre- lien and Fred Jolley? llas Herald l,yn4-s? Does lithel liray? llow does llelell Locke? llas Loretta l.u4'k? NN hy not Lyneh I ram-es? ls .lt-an Milling? NN hat patient, does Xlarjorie Nourse? CHARCOAL SKETCH I Pupils? Niggers shovelling coal at midnight. -BV H. B. Henderson SOME OF US DESCRIBED BY llrrlflersmz: Why, man. he doth bestride the narrow world like a Colossus. Hzzrklzolfler and lligg: Vie petty men creep under his huge legs l,,w1e.v: He thinks too much. Clarke and Prorlor: Sleek-headed men. The Jolley Brollzerxz Such men are dangerous. lfeafford: g'He is a great observer. THE IMMORTAL BARD .Iean,s: Your words. they rob the Hybla bees and leave them honeylessf' Dingwall: Seldom he smiles. Fraud: Yon fellow has a lean and hungry look.' Garlley: Base is the slave that pays. Collins: ' 'And never noted in him any study. Norris: The patch is kind but a huge feeder. u Hopkins: Where gottest thou that goose look. flli.v.s- Hilnlny: Give me a sentence using the word 'plentiful'. iftuln: I am plenty full. lithel Stewart thinks the Fountain of Youth is a place where you get free ice-cream and sodas. There was an old spinster named Munn, Married a one-legged son-of-a-gun. She said: I don't care If he isn't all there. Lord knows he's better than none. V X ' TTT'-- . Q U Did you hear about the Scot who bought a single ticket for his lhe Scotch have a sense of l1I1IIIOllI 1i,S a gift. hunting tl-ipp ----- - llr. ,lluslurdz Why do the leaves turn red in the fall ? Grure ffarlainz Because they blushed to think they'd been green so long. This is respectfully dedicated to the late Emily Trainor. Alf. lllooney: What grows on your head 9 Viola lllurray: My hat.

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s Your time on ur ailing List? WRITE F OR OUR CATALOGUE To Keep in Touch with the Newest in: CLASS PINS. PENNANTS. SWEATER CRESTS. BADGES. PRIZE CUPS, MEDALS, GREETING CARDS. PRO- GRAMS, EMBOSSED STATIONERY. For Schools It was our privilege to supply The Toronto Normal School Class of '30 with their pins and Christmas Cards Special designs, sanzples and stulionerv glmllv SIIIIIIIIIIPII on reqllest TROPHY-CRAFT, Limited 25216 Yonge St. Toronto By Their Sayings Ye Shall Know Them HE filling station is now open. 4lNla. Mooney. I shall continue to recount some of my experiences with the birds. -NIP.. PATTERSON. Come down out of the CIOLICISE'-IDR. MARK. Now I designed this school in lT62. -MR. lNt:,xLL. Open the mouth ........ Exhale! Nlns. Haowx. ss Has every person got their cubes and angle testers todayilu- Miss POWELL. Always keep difficult expressions on the blackboard-it goes over big with the mspeetor. 4lVI1ss BIBBY. People-take writing position-two fingers and thumb-Swing. swing, make the O. -MR. l-IARE. Have I been over this bE'fOI'9i5u1lNIR. WILKINSQJN. Now: when you're dealing with the Young idea'r. be careful not to keep the class standing at attention. too long. WMAJoPt JOYCE. Once more! -Ma. CRINGAN. Let's start to commence. to begin to think-Mn. NIOONEY. Say, Hello Mother DQHIYHJNIR. LYONDE. And if doesn't make a mess, I don't know what will. 4,NIP.- WILKINSIDN. nge Um' lmntlrcrl