Toronto Teachers College - Yearbook (Toronto, Ontario Canada)

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TORiiINTO lhYomlTii1nL s1:uool.YEzm BOOK , - V41- ff fi 'f .EN we X ffff K K if ff ff . i fs M Q yiwllllf 1 X V I4 Ln Mi' Xi f 'l fn 3 1 P Nw!!! fi 1 P-'f .X I H Wh ll i' A f M l ,X 1-g' I-L' - N gi iyvlfyf K XX! J Qu ' 1 ki' ' E' if I I ki 1 1 , 5 GFQRQSFQ 1' f i 'l ow V Ti 'X X Ai. J il Mill , J! Q NX if I ' V 2 I' ii 17 I X A 'ij 'I jf Y fygbff , N X X Rx gf Bi I f My' N Wh X ' ,f X ' l I7 To JI r. Whyle There are some men who eome and go I nlo our lives: and leave no lrace Of lhal which of fhemselres has formed a parl. But there are some whose lhoaghis remain Within as far beyond school days: And of lhe laller speak I now. ln praise Qf him who led us through lhis year Wilh underslanding and a smile, Thai helped as lhrough each hour and day of work. cv C1 DU E aw T -A m W if U3 Mr. PatterSon Mr. Firtll Miss HAy Dr. Malik Miss Blbby Mr. MooNey Mr. Crinllan Mr. Williinson Mrs. BroWN Miss Pflwell Miss Ewing Miss HaL1iday Mr. WhytE Mr. Mustarll Mr. 1116311 Major JoyCE Page N ty e

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,,. , Z3-S f . ns 'K I TORClNTO NORML scnoo iffnn BOOK HUMO SIIIPNIIIII-V lhelpfully, to Bill Redford who is having dillivullies selecting Yalentinesl: Here is one with a pretty sentiment. sir. 'To the only girl l ever loyed'. Bill: Fine, give me a dozen. llr. ftlflillfjtlll Stand up those who were here yesterday, but not to-day. Ur. llurk: l shall now take a few minutes to run over the British lQmpire. llr. lngull: Why do we study 'Sehool l,aw'. lfflflf lt's always on the examf' lliss Hihhya' Did you hear the speaker split. her inlinitives ll .X short answer turneth away wrath. especially on examinations .linznzyf Paul: l'm going to the Rockies for my holidays. Ttzbhy' Norrzs: lie Careful someone doesn't 4-rack your head opflll loolilltgl lol' gold. liurlll tlo Fred Jolleyj: VVhen l teaeh a lesson on the horse Ifll have you for concrete material. Fred: Ns long as you're around, l'll have the natural environ- ment. Ardis was so dumb she got. lired from lVoolworth's because she 1-ouldn'l remember the prim-es. lrqv llllnl tteat-hing: a lesson on winds to primary vlassj: Rnd as l was vomingi down on the bus this morning something leaned oyer and kissed me. What was itull The tflrlss: The 4-onduCtor. Page Nirzrfly-.six ll'e.s'1ev.' I loye the good. the true. the beautiful. .luyf Uh Wesley. this is so sudden. ln.vper'lor lto Nlary Nlclntyrejz Have you had any experieneeull llary: Dbl Inspector. Helen ,I'I'I'ItP.' This picture of the Basketball Team is no good. l look l6'l'I'llJlP.U lllllflltl Neal: You should have thought of that before you had it, taken. RELIGICUS KNOWLEDGE The Ref. llr. Torrenwe' What are the two smallest animals mentioned in the Hibleull Ifay Royfee' The wicked flee and the widow s nnte. llr. l'lfll'!'I..N'.' What kind of fruit did Noah take into the .'X1'k 2' .lark lIt1r'llev.' Preserved pairs. Laura .llrfforzrzcfll tteaehing a Bible story on Daniell: And they 'threw Daniel into the lion's den. But the lions didn't toueh Daniel. l 'l oice from hack of1'oon1.' They were dande lions. All the ly.P.'s are talented musicians. At the age of six months, they played on the linoleum. rlliss Iiztihy: Deline 'spinsterf Kelly: 'TX lady in waiting. '

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HUMOUR INTELLIGENCE TEST TO SHOW THAT THE PUN FORM OF WIT. Has Nlargaret fk. Partridge? What does lilda Pearce? Ilas lilizalwth D. Penney? XX lu-re Grace Haines? llas Nflaude A. lford? ls Josephine lfrench? ls Ya-ra lfuller? What makes Lucy Sayage? ls Kathleen Sharpe? Rnd how! ls llazel Sweet? ls lflizalretll Wiylie? Vt l1y is Dorothy li. i!lIt't,'I1? It hat does Mary Heaton-Wood? ls . 1. a geometric' wizard? tlan ltuth lleid? Vt ill Lucy Foster the good will of he When will Mary Wright herself? Does Gladys Street run into Gould? Ilow long is a Mildred Foote? IS THE LOWEST ls Lindley lirown? ls Nc-ra lying? llus lfreda lfagles? Does l,t'lltlI'Zlll llaigllt? ls Dorothy Small? ls Nellie Snowden? tlan liurk holder? Does lx y llunt? NN as .lohn liourne? ls Nlikt-'s Furlong? W lierr-'s Vtiesley 's Jeans? Xre- lien and Fred Jolley? llas Herald l,yn4-s? Does lithel liray? llow does llelell Locke? llas Loretta l.u4'k? NN hy not Lyneh I ram-es? ls .lt-an Milling? NN hat patient, does Xlarjorie Nourse? CHARCOAL SKETCH I Pupils? Niggers shovelling coal at midnight. -BV H. B. Henderson SOME OF US DESCRIBED BY llrrlflersmz: Why, man. he doth bestride the narrow world like a Colossus. Hzzrklzolfler and lligg: Vie petty men creep under his huge legs l,,w1e.v: He thinks too much. Clarke and Prorlor: Sleek-headed men. The Jolley Brollzerxz Such men are dangerous. lfeafford: g'He is a great observer. THE IMMORTAL BARD .Iean,s: Your words. they rob the Hybla bees and leave them honeylessf' Dingwall: Seldom he smiles. Fraud: Yon fellow has a lean and hungry look.' Garlley: Base is the slave that pays. Collins: ' 'And never noted in him any study. Norris: The patch is kind but a huge feeder. u Hopkins: Where gottest thou that goose look. flli.v.s- Hilnlny: Give me a sentence using the word 'plentiful'. iftuln: I am plenty full. lithel Stewart thinks the Fountain of Youth is a place where you get free ice-cream and sodas. There was an old spinster named Munn, Married a one-legged son-of-a-gun. She said: I don't care If he isn't all there. Lord knows he's better than none. V X ' TTT'-- . Q U Did you hear about the Scot who bought a single ticket for his lhe Scotch have a sense of l1I1IIIOllI 1i,S a gift. hunting tl-ipp ----- - llr. ,lluslurdz Why do the leaves turn red in the fall ? Grure ffarlainz Because they blushed to think they'd been green so long. This is respectfully dedicated to the late Emily Trainor. Alf. lllooney: What grows on your head 9 Viola lllurray: My hat.