Tonica High School - Mirror Yearbook (Tonica, IL)

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. .The crowd outside is clamoring for the jury to deliver an immediate verdict in the lawsuit of Bu- reaucracy vs. Democracy in today's school system. We now return you to our Washington reporter stationed inside the court house. Mark Baker CNBC Washingtonp here to bring you on the spot coverage of this sensational trial. The crowd is wild, some are laying bets on which side the jury will favor while others are lounging on the lawn. I have just received a bulletin and, folks, it seems that all the witnesses called during this case were class- mates ofthe defendents. So, while we are awaiting a verdict, here's the court reporter MARY JANE FRANGENBERG with a rundown of each witness as he was called first by defense lawyers DENNIS FORD and CODY CALKINS: MAGGI DUFF, the dischoteque tycoon owns and operates a chain of discoes throughout the U. S. and Britain, also she plays in her own band The Driften' Sands. CARL DYER: chaplain at the Annapolis Naval Academy Anyone who has read a newspaper has heard of Marine Lt. TOM GUALANDI, recently honored for his valorious deeds in the recent Indian conflict. CHUCK LEWIS is, of course, NBC's sports commentator. KATHY MERTEL, despite opposition belongs to the newly organized Demonstrators Union. Anyone who is in the know for fashion is familiar with the famous La Puetz designs. At the moment Mike is working feverishly to complete plans for the three defendents' Mod Prison garbs. ROSE SCI-TMITT is in television, Cshe is the only repairman Tonica hasj. Following five years of college training BOB STRACK made his way back to become principal of his alma mater. Pardon me folks but a news bulletin just brought in confirms the fact that DAVID STRAUGN, Economic Advisor to the President has actually devised a new method to curb inflation. Now to resume, here is Miss France, THERESA VOGEL. GLORIA ZELLMER, decorated twice for her superb flying deed has recently left with her husband for overseas duty on the Asian Peninsula. Now those witnesses call by the District Attorneys, BOB STEELE and FRANK ZIMMERMAN. CONNIE CLARK as a nurse is studying the effects of bureaucracy and democracy on the student. CHERYL EBNER is the mathematician for the aeronautics program at Cape Kennedy. BOB KING: newly appointed department head of the Internal Revenue building. SANDY RISTlCKg partner of the aged Jean Dixon. MARY ELLEN LOEBACH: raviola Queen. DAVE NAGEL is residing on his farm in Tonica. He has spread from 30 acres to 3, 000 acres. BILL OBERMILLER has become the Root Bear Tycoon. PAT RYAN has become a mechanic for his brother Zooom Zooom Ryan. SUSAN SWIFT, with Earth-Moon Food research returned from the moon especially for this trial. MARCIA WEISBROCK an exceptional student in high school physical education, has gone on to become the presidential advisor on Youth Physical Fitness. That completes the list of witnesses. Now we switch our cameras to the courthouse where we see Judge DONALD TOPOLSKI take his seat as the officer of the court TOM WEIER escorts the three English teachers on trial--LYNN LAMBERT, PAM GRAY, and CHARLENE RUPPERT to the defendents' table. The jury takes its place and the foreman, LINDA LANCE, also a classmate, and owner of a string of trailer parks, rises and states that due to the gifted oratory of Steele and the brilliant defense of Ford the jury was unable to come to a unanimous decision. Well folks, that concludes this bulletin, now we resume with your regular program. PAM GRAY and CHARLENE RUPPERT

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florzvred Scniars at EHS Cheryl Ebner Gloria Zellmer DAR Winner Crisco Award Winner Frank Zimmerman Tom Gualandi Band Award Sports Award Susan Swift Tom Gualandi Betty Crocker Award FFA Award

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We the 6111.95 of '61 LW!! . . Mark Baker, will my ability to own fast moving Chevys to Ioe Walgenbach. Cody Calkins, will my office of Vice President of the Tonica High School Civic Council to any of the students who wish to serve their high school as nobly as I have. Connie Clark, will to Wendy Baker the ability to get silly on the bus and at basketball games, in hopes that she' will have as much fun as I did. Maggi Duff, will my great ability to understand Literature so well, to Roxanne Coons. Carl Dyer, will to next year's manager, the vitamin pills. Cheryl Ebner, will my ability to get the paper out on time to next year's editor, in hopes that he will do a better job than I did. Dennis Ford, will my ability to get through trig without doing any daily work to any of next years trig students who need the extra time. Mary Iane Frangerberg, will my job of keeping peace and quiet on the Leonore Bus to Linda Zimmer in hopes that it will provide her with fewer headaches than it has me. Pam Gray, will our pink Pontiac to Mike in hopes that he may keep it farther from the ditches than I. Tom Gualandi, will my Rules of the Road Book to Mike Gray in hopes that he will at least read it. Robert King, will to John Ashley my ability to keep my feet while throwing the discus. Lynn Lambert, will my brother Scott to Linda Gray and Barbara Mudge in hopes that they are able to watch over him. Linda Lance, will to David Brady my ability to get along with Mr. Myler and Mr. Sickley. I think he needs it! Chuck Lewis, will to Larry Earles exactly one gallon of gas so that he may have a brief memory of all the riding around we have done. Mary Ellen Loebach, will to Joan Killen my wonderful coordination in P. E. Kathy Mertel, will my ability to get along with Mr. Sickley to Gil Hobneck. Dave Nagel, will to the juniors U. S. history in hopes that it is not as boring to them as it is to me. Mike Puetz, will my ability to get into trouble in class to whomever may need it. Sandy Ristick, will to Jane Puetz, the ability to tell noisy jokes in third hour study hall. Charlene Ruppert, will to Kathy Bartoloni my ability to get out of eighth hour study hall. Pat Ryan, will to Marty Hawley my collection of FOMOCO parts, namely my FRED, Rose Schmitt, will to Linda Schmitt my Campfire skirt. Robert Steele, will to whomever may need it my ability to hand my news for the paper in on time. Robert Strack, will my ability to stay out of trouble to Gilbert Hobneck. David Straughn, will to Gilbert Hobneck my ability to come in last in the mile. Susan Swift, will my great ability to meet annual deadlines with pages correct and with Mr. lrvine's ap- proval to next years editor for I am sure they will have big problems without this ability! Don Topolski, will my statistical mental ability to Mr. Sickley who thinks I am smarter than I really is. Theresa Vogel, will Cindy Swift and Marilyn Calkins in sixth hour study hall to anyone who really wants to have a riot and not get caught. Tom Weir, will my loud mouth to Gil Hobneck, in hopes that he can open the subject farther. Marcia Wiesbrock, will to Linda Schmitt my position in the campfire club in hopes that she will be a better member than I was! Gloria Zellmer, will to Carol Sherman my ability to volley the ping pong ball twenty-nine times. Frank Zemmerman, will my front row seat in physics to Bob Foote so that he will behave in Chemistry.