Toledo High School - Tohiscan Yearbook (Toledo, IA)

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I, GENE DOYLE, having a sound body and part of a mind, do hereby will to Keith Nagle and George Whalin my ability to stay eligible for sports. I, GARY FINK, will to George Carl- son my ability to get chewed out during bas- ketball games. I, LARRY KONICEK, will to my brother Roger my 1955 Dodge in hopes that he can have more luck picking up girls thanl did. I, CAROLYN REBIK, will my desk in the rear of study hall to anyone who likes to go down the aisle for a ride. I, DOUG CARLSON, will my desk in study hall to my brother, George in hopes that he likes it better than Idid. I, DAVID DOLASH, not being of sound mind or body, and because Uncle Sam is looking for me, I am in no position or mood to will any- thing. I, ILA JEAN HEAD, will the fun, memor- ies, and the times I've had to anyone who can take it without going mad. l, ALAN TOMLIN- SON, being in poor health and having no mind after four years of high school, will my unruly hair to anyone who doesn't have anything better to do than comb his hair. I, JOYCE CECAK, will my desk in study hall to my sister Dianne in hopes that she can keep it in one place better than I did. I, MARTHA STOCHL, will my dish-washing at the Hot Lunch to anyone who has the ambition to do it. I, GLENN DIXON, will all my books to Joe Chamberlin to further his education and my curly hair to any girl who has straight hair. I, DENNY CROUSE, will my intercom system to Ed Mclntyre. I, ELAINE MUSEL, will my job at the Dairy Bar to anyone who wants it in hopes that she may have as much fun working there as I did. I, SYLVIA WROUGH- TON, will my ability to run home every noon to Janet Heller in hopes that she can set a new 1960 Olympic record. I, LAIRE ROEPKE, will my many absences to a ne with enough cour- age to take them. I, SANDRA DUPRE, will my nickname Moose to my sister in hopes that she will come by it as often as Idid. I, .TUDY l-IENNESY, will Eloise to Mr. Niemeyer in hopes that he can handle her, and the nick- name Sisters to Minny Minard and Sharry Chizek, I, J'IM HOPP, will 4 Winstons to Steve Lowe. I, MIKE BOWMAN, will my track warm- up suit to Darla Flowers. I, LARRY APPLE- GATE, will the fastest car in the world Cwhich I wish I hadl to Freddie Raymond. I, DICK MULLIGAN, will my '39 Ford to Bernard Hala. I, CHUCK HANSON, will my desk and locker to anyone unfortunate enough to get them. I, BYRON ROSCHKE, will my old chemistry book to Carol Cooper. I, MAYME KUBALEK, will my ability to keep quiet in 8th period study hall to Tom Lowe. I, LYLE CUDA, will my new seat to Steve Lowe in hopes that it won't fall apart like his old one. I, DOROTHY PODI-IAJSKY, will my position as the only girl in Solid Geometry class to any girl who may think it's a bed of roses, but watch out-- it's full of stickers. I, MYRON HOSKEY, will to Lynn Wilker- son my study hall desk with the removable top . I, JOAN BECKER, will to my sisterMary- Ann a roll of nickels for her to support Gummie Gertie next year. I, WAYNE EDBERG, will to nobody in particular everything Ihave, which is nothing, in hopes that whoever gets this won't do as much with it as I did. I, DON MC COY, will to Lynn Wilkerson my '47 Ford in hopes that he too may have a hot car someday. I, JANE Cl-IIZEK, will to my sister Karen all my books so that she may stay slim carrying them around for the next four years. I, MARION KUBALEK, will my seat in the senior section to Bernard Hala if he ever gets that far. I, KEN HANSEN, will my chair in the trombone section to Linda Reed in hopes that she will be windy enough to keep Mr. Egli happy. I, SHARON GARRETT, will my locker by the girl's water fountain to any girl who enjoys crowds especial- ly when she's trying to get it open. I, MAR- GARET UPAH, will my study hall seat next to Dale Edberg to anyone who thinks he can get any studying done with Dale around. I, CYN- THIA YILEK, will my ability to stick with one guy to anyone who thinks she has the ability to do so. I, BOB BOLT, will to Bernard I-lala my position as captain of the football team in hopes that he will make a better fool of himself than I did. I, CARLA WALIGER, will to Wilma Balfour the key to the darkroom and to Nancy Clemons my fountainpen which is in her pos- session most of the time anyway. I, CAROLYN MINARD, will my ability to get embarrassed and blush to anyone who likes the color red. I, THOMAS LYON, being of a sound mind and weak body do hereby will nothing as the finance company has complete control over all myrneans and extremes. l, J. J. CHILD, will my ability to sleep in Miss Schrieber's class to anyone who thinks he can get away with it. I, LOUIS WALTON, will my height to Norbert Podhajskyg he could use it. I, DUANE NOVOTNY, will my ability to sleep in Mr. Feany's study hall to anyone who likes to be woke up in the middle of a tantalizing dream. I, BONNIE ZODY, will all my books to anyone who can ever under- stand them better than I did. I, RONALD SOKOL, will my English Lit. book to Roger Zeman in hopes that he gets more out of it than I did. I, STAN HLAS, will my height to Norbert Pod- hajskyg he doesn't like to be walked on. I, IRENE KACER, will to Sharry Chizek my basketball suit. I, DARRYL MASON, will my seat in Vo- cational Agriculture to anyone who wants it.

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They'l1 find much joy and happiness we all know. He can make it talk- -he can make it moan. Sure- -I mean Ken Hansen and his shiny trombone. There's one thing about Carla we are safe to presume. She works on more than pictures in that famous dark room. The next on our list usually answers to Moon. He is up most all night and wakes up about noon. She's the gal from the Plaza and she's wonderfully wise. Judy Hen' chews more gum than a girl twice her size. Here's a flash of real news which I'll quickly confide. Don gave in and now Bonnie will soon be a bride. Most people like sunshine--Mike Bowman likes showers. I suppose it's because they enhance the red-colored flowers Myron Hoskey and Larry Konicek are right jolly good pals. And I also hear told they've a way with the gals. Lyle Cuda is a lad with both blushes and charm. A triple threat boy right straight from the farm. You can easily prove Sandra D. is not meek. Just call her Moose if it is proof that you seek. With a ring on her finger and a song in her heart Sylvia Wroughton will soon vow till death us do part. As he comes down the aisle, the gals' hearts all stop. There's no doubt I refer to our curly-haired I im Hopp. Darryl Mason loves his neighbors, that's plain to be seen. lt's easy, he says, when they are two cute little colleens Tom 'Lyon's interest in food we can't overlook. At least he chose a girl whose mother can cook. He talks all the night and he talks all the day. Wayne Edberg just talks though he has nothing to say. The girls say he's grand--he's super--he's keeno-- You'll agree, I am sure, that they're talking about Geno. We've a class Casanova, I'm sure you'll agree He loves 'em and leaves 'em and you know Dennis C. She doesn't look strong but she's willing to tussle So be careful for you know Elaine is all Musel. Pull-em up Kacer is a good clean cut kid. She has many a talent which I'm sure she keeps hid. This st husky boy knows when he's safe from all harm. Louie Walton says A11 I want is a good Iowa farm. For Alan T. the name Smiley seems a good nomenclature. For we have daily proof of his unfailing good nature. Stan Hlas joined the class only last year. But we're all very glad he decided to come here. We need on our roster the name of Duane. Those curls and brown eyes drive the girls quite insane. She deserted the class to become a housewife. Maxine Hawkins chose marriage as her goal in life. So dear friends and kind neighbors, that's the end of the tale Of these 48 seniors at the end of their trail. I hope that these secrets no one offends, And if worse comes to worse, we can always be friends.

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class DRODHECY The year is 1968. The settingis the Dolash Laboratory in Toledo. Professor David Dolash has just completed work on his Futurama machine. Cautiously he maneuvers the dials. This device makes it possible to observe life ten years into the future. The Professor settles back and watches the lives of his 1958 graduating class pass in review before him. MARION KUBALEK is seen in a gymlifting weights. Marion is the first man to win the Mr, Universe title seven years in a row. ELAINE MUSEL has just won the Pulitzer Prize for outstanding work on the Clutier Currier, the newspaper she owns and operates. TOM CSPEEDQ LYON has just returned from the Olympics where he set a new record in the 100 yard dash. Tom also won the high hurdles riding one of his purebred Jersey cows. CYNTHIA YILEK is the manager of the Kearny Brothers Diamond Company.She's made a million by selling chips from the famous, original Kearny Diamond. J. J. CHILDS is teaching speed-shifting in a night-school for spacemen. He also operates a junkyard for rockets and guided missiles. MYRON HOSKEY is touring the country lecturing teen-agers on The Perils of One-Armed Driving. He speaks from experience. We find CLAIRE ROEPKE in the jungles of deepest Africa. She is the savage leader of a band of Maulviaus, preparing to destroy the world. RON SOKOL is rolling in the proceeds from his latest invention -- a Cadillac pick-up. Next year he plans to exhibit his Volkswagon manure-spreader at the State Fair. MIKE BOWMAN is the U. S. Champion Flower-Raiser. His most recent accomplishment is a red-headed lilac-bush which he calls Darla. DENNY CROUSE'S book entitled Girls I Have Known has been picked as the Book of the Month and is fast becoming a best seller. IRENE KACER operates the Svoboda Truck Line which runs from Vining to Clutier. BYRON ROSCHKE is the president of Cooper's Cozy Cradle Company. Buy a Cooper Cradle and 'Rock Your Little Baby to S1eep'. ILA JEAN HEAD is the assistant to Miss Francis on Ding-Dong School. She is the official bell-ringer. JOYCE CECAK was appointed the official Chelsea dog-catcher. She also operates Cecak's Pizza House on the side. Their motto: The Freshest Sausage in Town Is Delivered Daily to Our Door. DARRYL MASON and LOUIE WALTON are trying desperately to keep the threshing machine from becoming extinct. LYLE CUDA has gone into business for himself selling squirrel tails and leopard-skin seat covers for rocket ships. MAYME KUBALEK is the Champion Spaghetti Eater for 1978. GENE DOYLE is coaching a girls' basketball team on the Moon. They've set a new record this year: 29 losses and 16 forfeits. The girls just can't keep their minds on their work. JIM HOPP is raising sheep in Outer Mongolia. CARLA WALKER has set up a shop on Mars. She sells the old negatives and snapshots from the Photography Club. LARRY KONICEK, the idol of the teenagers, is appearing on Broadway in his latest hit movie, I Was a Hotrodder for the F.B.l. BOB BOLT is in a circus side-show billed as The Human Pin-Cushion or The Numbest Man Alive. CHUCK HANSON has become the first man to break the sound barrier driving an Oliver tractor. LARRY APPELGATE has just shed his eighth wife on the grounds of non-support. MARTHA STOCHL is head of Stochl's Pinochle and Pool Par1or in Gladstone. 'I'he famous hair stylist, SYLVIA WROUGHTON, has just made a tour of the U.S. featuring her most famous creation, the Hunni-Cut. CAROLYN REBIK owns and operates the largest factory west of the Mississippi specializing in chocolate covered carrots. GARY FINK is a world- renowned guitar player. He plays College Man with his toes in six different keys. DUANE NOVOTNY is teaching Bohemian and under-water basket weaving at Chelsea U. ALAN TOMLINSON has replaced Davy Crockett as the idol of the younger set. So far he has outgrinned six bears, a wild-cat, and his wife, the former Jayne Manfield. BONNIE ZODY runs Pump 133 at Hayek's Gas Station. Admiral DOUG CARLSON is stranded on a desert island after his tugboat sank. WAYNE EDBERG has just finished making up his detentions. Wayne has the distinction of being the only T.H.S. graduate to spend more hours after school than in school. CAROLYN MINARD operates a Home for Old Cheerleaders. You have to be past 50 and have dimpled knees to get in. DOROTHY PODHAJSKY has won the title of Champion Chicken-plucker of 1978. She has been timed in one minute flat. DON MC COY isrunninga boat line on Cherry Lake. He has a Roweboat named Karen. SHARON GARRETT is the official Court Reporter for Tama County. She can take 300 words per minute while standing on her head. SANDRA DUPRE sells antler and hoof polish for Moose in Siberia. GLEN DDiON is a missionary in South Africa. Word has been received that the natives have shaved his Go1dilocks. JANE CHIZEK sells Tail-Curler for pigs. STAN HLAS has become famous as the inventor of an electric back-scratcher for hogs. JO ANN BECKER has be- come the Sweetheart of the 1978 Convention of Construction Gangs. MARGARET UPAH runs a hospital for homeless guinea pigs and undernourished silkworms. DICK MILLIGAN has just opened a garage for trlcycles, scooters and roller skates. KEN I-IANSEN, known as Killer Ken, is a notorious gun-slinger hiding- out in the Vining Hills. He has 60 notches on his B.B. gun. JUDY HENNESY couldn't be found on earth. A search was made of Heaven but there was not a trace of her there, either. Makes you wonder, doesn't it?