Toledo High School - Orator Yearbook (Toledo, IL)

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Omfvr Jokes Mrs Lane was vlgorously pow der1ng h r face before gomg out Why do you go to all that trou ble asked Mr Lane who was pa t1ently waltlng xn the hall Mrs Lane shrugged her shoul ders and smrled Modesty my dear she rephed Modesty he exc1a1med Yes she replled Ive no de Slfe to sh1ne 1n the dark Overheard ln Bookkeeplng one day M1ss Anthony You dumb tools The class thought she sa1d You dumb fools Madge M Can you tell me how xron was d1scovered9 Ruth I I heard that they Jr Ingrams mother Dxd you fall down wlth your good pants on? Jr Well mom there wasnt tlme to take them off Any fblg men ever born 1n thls town asked the stranger Nope answered Bob S Just l1ttle bables Bernard E to Roger I who was shav1ng How many tlmes have you cut yourself? Roger I Well I have been shavmg for almost two years now and I havent cut myself elther tlme Harry Tltus after teas1ng Char lene Brown sa1d I dont l1ke you Oh but youve got to hke me rephed Charlene Why? asked Harry Charlene Because the Blble says you must love those that hate you Speaklng of telephones as no body was here's somethmg else to wonder about Why are the wrong numbers never busy? Lona Raymond has been sent to Afrlca and he wrltes that wlthm twenty rods of h1s house theres a famlly of laughlng hyenas Irma Well you should be glad he has pleasant nexghbors any Ray S If I saw a man beatmg a donkey and stopped h1m from domg so what vlrtue would I be show1ng'P Johnny E Brotherly love Max G Its queer but the blg gest 1d1OtS seem to go wlth the prettlest g1rls RIOSIB C Now you re trymg to flatter me Heres a bread M1ss sald the salesman that will mterrupt all your dreams Now smarty replled Loulse M Ill have you know I do all my dreamlng 1n Engllsh 7946 ---, N Y- 5-1 - : 5 , -.- -1-.1 -5 ,f Ava- f J- . h - Y - . Q . . H , . V ' 1 1 an - n as - xl I 1 ' 1! 7 ' ! 7 7 - sa vs ' . 4: 'X U S! ' ! Y ' H H ' H , . . U sl ' ac v I 7 I . . . ,, , ' 3 .l. , ' H !! , . ,, . . . . ' Y . ll , - . . . ,, ' 1 1 1 H ' - smelt it! way. ! . ts ' , ' ' r n - - ' 7 .. , , . ' H A, . . . , V . - 'T Y ,, . . . , . li Y! 1 H ' ' 7 'Y ' . p . ,, . , . . .., ' - H ' Al ! ' H ' ' 7 7 Y! H ' ' ' 7 . H 37 .. , . ' H N ' ' ! 7 X 7 ' li 5 '! . . . . ,,

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Omfor Jokes Now Johnny sald the th1rd grade teacher can you tell me what a hypocrlte IS? Yes replxed Johnny It s a boy what comes to school wlth a smxle on h1S face Bob L If I had a m1ll1on dol lars do you know where I d be'J Oma O Why sure b1g boy you d be on our honeymoon Mrs L1ght What 1S the formu la for water'P Sun I J K L M Mrs L1ght What? Sun I J K L M Mrs L1ght Thats not what I told you Sun Dldn t you say H to O9 Ray S What color 1S the w1nd and the water 111 a storm? John E Why havent you heard that the w1nd blew and the water rose? Harry T Im l1ke Washmgton Llncoln and Jefferson Why? Harry I went down ln hlstory V1Ck S stood on the br1dge and watched Harold O strugghng 1n the water by h1s overturned canoe When Harold came up the sec ond t1me V1ck called If you don t come up thls tlme can I have you1 canoe? Mrs K lly was plantlng potatoes and Mxke was followmg her around Here you are mother he ex clalmed when she had fxmshed Ive p1Ck6d up all those potatoes you kept droppmg St John If you don t marry me I shall blow my bram out Dorothy G Why dont you axm at some vrtal spot M1ss Foster Tom you shouldnt laugh out loud 1n tlme of school Tom E I dldnt mean to I Was smllmg and all of a sudden the sm1le busted on me M1ss Anthony What 1S the cow hlde chlefly used for? Bruce J To keep the cow to gether Bruc Everytlme Jo Anne and I start to quarrel she becomes h1s torxcal Gene S You mean hyster1ca19 Bruce No h1stor1ca1 she keeps rakxng up the past Joe R Do you bel1eve 1n love at f1rst s1ght'P Pat M It Just depends on who lS 1n Slght Teacher What IS the best method to prevent d1S63SeS caused by b1t1ng 1nsects'P Vlctor Dont b1te the II1S6CtS 1946 - - Y Y Y-Y-Y -if Y- V -,A f,1 -g , Y -v-. , wir . u 11 ' ' - 3 ' , , . s 1 u ' ' 1 . . ,, n 11 ' H Y U 77 - 1 1 ' ' . ,, 44 1 ' , ' 11 . 14 ' ' - ll 1 1 11 1 1 . . 1 1 . u 1 ' , . ' ' 1 1 1 U 1 11 I, ' ' . u ' - . . . , 11 -1 , . sz N 11 - ' . u 11 .1 . 1 . u 11 1 . . . . . . N. , ' . u 1 ' . 11 '-l' . u ' 1 11 ' -. ' - . 44 ' ' ' ' 11 ' . n 1 . 3- ' 11 , ' ' . 11 1 ' ' . . ' L 1 1 ' 11 . cs 11 . n ' ' 11 - . . ax , ' - -L... ' ' 11 ' ' . ll - . . . . . H - . 11 ' ' ' ll 1 ' 1 1 . . ' I . . . ,, , . n ' . 11 1 ' 1 11