Tipton High School - Tiptonian Yearbook (Tipton, IN)

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THS Misses Vernetta boar and ixiargaret Bates, were glO1'l0llSly graceful While exhibiting the WO11Ll61'll.1l creations, and both ldL119S ot the audience gave gasps of delight as they Watched theni. Aren't they the dearest 4 eooed Mrs. VV right. W e'll go shopping this very week, Judge, and don t look so despondent about it. l saw Jean bainren yesterday in the inost adorable outnt, and even if Vie is the rresident of the United btates, l donut see Wlly the wife of the Lhiel Justice of the buprenie Lourt shouldntt keep step. lsn7t it queer that Jean does take such an interest in clothes, being a 1ninister's daughter-and that daughter of theirs lS Just a doll, too, ventured Anna. Oh, you VV011l6Ll,w laughed Mr. lnssig. Say, by the way, 1 was given illllllit-31'l:'Si111g case today that niight interest all of you, he continued. Mr, and Mrs. lziaynlond wr eisniiller-you reinelnber he lnarried Edith liarrison-have been accused of plotting against the lives of both Vis- count Boberto Boodo and his wife, the Lady Madeline Hayle lioodo, of Naples, ltaly. lou see when the Hon, bantford Durhanl niarriul that newly adopted princess, hllino Michele, he got his old friend, Bob ltoode, in on it, and naturally Bob and his Wife both turned ltaliall. Dorothy A1'lllSt1'ti1lg', the great private detective, has charge of the ease, and she asked nie ll l would be counsel for the accused. imagine 'Wiseyl and Edith doing anything so desperate, gasped launice, who was never too dunibfounded to say something. VVIIU dis- covered that they were connnitting such a C1'l1l18lf,, l l111LlCl'Sflil11tl that Jaines Frederick Hill and his wlie, Alice Martin llill, the noted artist, were traveling with Mr. and Mrs. W 6lSlIllllt-31' in Europe, and accidentally happened upon their plans, explained Essig. 'tl ani certainly glad no more of the class of '25 have become criniinally inclined. ' ' At this nlolnent the good night sing, Un the Tail of the Lonesome Swine, was rung by Ernest Cline, and Mr. and lllrs. ltlssig decided to take their drowsy son hoine before he entirely lost. consciousness. And to think that Edrie Slnall invented that wonderful lnachine! lsn,t it delightful that we can have this unique radio, and be able to see what our friends all over the world are doing? asked Mrs. Wright of her husband when their guests had departed. Indeed it is, answered that Worthy nian. HBut it is lnore wonder- ful to have sonic of theni-at least one of tl19lll-llVll1g right in the same PAGE 'I' VVEN T Y-FIV If family.

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TH5 Billy Goat Behind You, lt's No Time to Lace Your Shoes,' by the 'Howling Hooters'. And among those seven temales performing madly upon their instru- ments were lflorence Richman, who was wielding a wicked pair of drum sticks, Leah Click, sitting on top of the piano, violently pulling chords out of a banjo, and Harriet Zimmerman, who was hopping around draw- ing some 1110311 sounds from a saxaphone. Would wonders never cease! Mr. and Mrs. Bernard Purvis, circus performers, from Station SWAK, were up next. Lo and behold, Harriet Messmore vamping a huge snake, dlld her better half, Peanut, doing a thrilling bareback gallop o11 a wild alligator! The Bozell team, Lois and Lavon, did some expert tra- peze stunts in the same circus and were wildly applauded. Prof. Allan Tucker, broadcasting from Station BAD, at Peking, China, gave a short speech concerning the important discoveries he and hist wife, Miss Blanche Boyd, had made in the discovery of the missing link. Station NG at Mastication, Arizona, presented Mrs. Arthur Coffey, who, in turn, gave some personal explanations of how, when, and where to exercise one's face and brain by chewing gum. tHow like the dear old Gertie Felton of tl1e H. S. days! She would never give up her love for it.J At this point a short intemnission was announced. , Did you know that Gertie's husband was posing for animal crackers for the famous nature sculptor, Mabel Patterson? asked Mrs, Essig. Arthur certainly is becoming famous. l saw that in the 'Knows-All Prober' the other day. Oh, yes, that is the paper Ralph Lett and the famous man-hater, Lois Mock, are editing, stated the Judge. They certainly do, answered Anna. It has all the most popular scandal of the day in it, too. l just thrive on such literature-it is so educational. I noticed yesterday that Mrs. Leslie Winslow has applied for a divorce, asking that her maiden name ot' Miss Elizabeth Grishaw be restored and for one million dollars alimony. She named Miss llor- othy Seiss, of Grabemall, Utah, as co-respondent. Dot's a famous ped- igree specialist now. She and Amy Winslow have an otlice together. Amy is a crystal gazer, so I hear. At this juncture conversation was postponed in order that they might take in the remainder of the radio news. A fashion plate was next shown, with explanations by the famous Hobbs Specialty Designer, Kimball Smith. I--lis beautiful, models, the PAGE 'FVVENTY-FOUR

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TH5 Class lDill We, the Seniors of T. H. S., on this day, the 20th of March, being so disposed, in healthful mind, do bequeath: To the Freshies, one hundred C3118 of Pet Milk. To the Sophomores, hay and stable room for ponies. To the Juniors, the right to be dignified Seniors next year. The following individual bequests have been made: I, LAVON BOZELL, will my musical grunt to Mary Esther Boring. I, LOIS BOZELL, will my right to attract the attention of Clarence Chambers and John Howard Cochran to Evelyn George. I, LEAH CLICK, will my few freckles to add to the collection of Le- roy Johnson. I, ROBERT ROOIJE, do, will my imposing manner to Joe Riley. I, EDRIE SMALL, do will my right to love Lavona Anderson to all the boys in the This and That Club. I, AMY W INSLOW, will my excellent grades in Latin to Fred Small. l, HARRIET ZIMMLRMAN, will my little red tie to Elizabeth Weaver. I, FLORENCE RVIOHMAN, will my composed attitude in any crisis to Wilda Woodruff. I, RAYMOND W EISMILLER, will my extensive vocabulary to Virgil Shuppard. I, SANTFORD DURHAM, will my physique to Lewis Hobbs. I, ELLA MICHEL, will my lo11g hair to Mary Alice Oglebay. I, MARGARET BATES, will my stand in with the teachers to Alice Thorne. I, EDITH HARRISON , will my giggles, after much trouble to culti- vate, to Cynthia Hobbs. PAGE TVVENTY-SIX