Tina Avalon High School - Dragon Yearbook (Tina, MO)

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Don Wooden thc gu1t1r strumnnng L 1rdsh1rk h1s just completed the hook Scvcnl lSY 51015 To Che.1t In Pltth 11nd Stxll Be Honest Ruth bdly lb sccrct1rx to the Ing b1thtub n11nuf11tur1r I 1rrx IllOIl1lQ 111 NN 1sh XR sh M1ss1ss1pp1 Chester Dodson 1S the he 1d mech1n1c for the lI'lIlb Xkorld X1rl1nes 1D Out Of The V111 NI1ssour1 loxs Jem h1ss1ck 13 modelmg IH I1 1r1s for the very f11sh1on1ble I 11rrx Iherre C ollxver Arid h1s partner Xllen Francoxs IUIDHIS They report sk1rts wxll be shorter dgdlfl th1s yen' Put Xustxn now the mfe of 1 Dlxon H1gh School gr11du1te IS 1lV1I'1g' on ISOUHICFH pl 1nt.1t1on ln Kentucky Nancy Harper flrst wom 1n presulent of Pluto IS rulmg over 10 000 M.1rt111n women utter 1ll the women from Mars Joxned her 1n the IadvM11r1nes The fdte of her hL1Sb11f1Cl1S unknown Junxor Grossm 1n who h IS m 1rr1ed the gre It worn 1n fo0tb1111 pluver Iudg1e Porkskm IS novt ra1s1ng wool for the wrestlmg mats used by Sondra Green C11rl Bowman IS the 1nventor of the new m1r1c1e wonder drug INOT XKORTH XNX THING for the lad1es complex1on Sandy Clarkson IS now the Mrs Bret M11ver1ck 1nd they oper1te the sleep XR mls. Hou C11n Motel Qbeeause of the rockets t11k1ng off every rrunutej dt the XVAIOI1 Xrmy Base Byron Warner has jolned the lrench Fore1gn Ieg1on and IS spec111l1z1ng 1n rxchng L lI'l'lL1S w1th four humps R.1Ch31'd Blakely now 11 m1ss1onary IH the darkest deep of XfI'1Cd just esc11pedhe1ngbo11ed to death by the ILat'um Vklule They re Hot Canmbdl Tr1be ' , ' 1 - ' w, 1 1 ' . 1 1 1 - '1 1 .U v , 1 1 1 . 1 . - f 11 1 ' x 1 ' YV 1 , , , 1, , '- -,N ,1 1 1 1 1. 1 1 1 1 vf' 1 ' .1 .l. 1 11 1 1 . . ,. 11. 1 , 1 . ' 1 ' 1 1 . ' ,' . 1- , ' ' 1 ' - - - 1 - , 1 1 1 . 1 . 1 1 1 1 . V 1 ,, , ,. . V K 1 . '. A ' 1' 1 ' ' . 1 ' ' ' 1 - 1 . ' A 1 L K 1 k s 1 1 ' 1 ' V ' ' - '1 3 1 1 , 4 1 . H 1 A C - . C . 2 , 1 2 Z 1 ' ' , ' , 1 1,-.T '. i1 . , - ' 1 1 '1 . 1 1 T - ' 5-' - 1 , 1 . 1 1 1 1 . 1 . 1 - r - - 1 - vv ' 1 ' 1 .

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Byron W arner doth hereby wxll h1s ab1l1ty to declpher algebra problems to Ivan Condron Pat Austln doth hereby w1ll her ma1orette sult to Kay Wllson Chester Dodson doth hereby w1ll h1s abllxty to play softball to Larry Vk1ll1s Mary Ann Flandermeyer doth hereby w1ll her seat on the Student Councxl to Norma Mantzey Ronrue MIIIITOH doth hereby w1ll lus short red haxr to Davld Damer Nancy Harper doth hereby w1ll her dr1v1ng ab1l1ty to Gerald Hoover Arnold Dale Sykes doth hereby wxll hxs shoes to Donme McCracken so he can take longer steps Loxs W ampler doth hereby w1ll her ab111ty to sew to Anna Jean Rexd Rlchard Blakely doth hereby w1ll hxs grades 1n World Hlstory to Ted Corf Larry Thomas doth hereby w1ll h1s track abllxty to the future track star Davxd Hagan Sondra Green doth hereby w1ll her ablhty to play pltch to Ruth Ann Hayes -Xllen Mmms doth hereby w1ll h1s shot put ab1l1ty to John Rounkles Glen Maberry doth hereby w1ll h1s swxtch blade kmfe to Ronrue Coll1ver benuor Class Prophecy I Nancy Harper after my recent tour of the Umverse ln 1969 have found these changes 1n the 1959 graduatlng class of Tlna Avalon Hlgh School Front Admxral Ronnie M1111FOH and h1s w1fe the former Brxgxtte Bardot along w1th the1r tr1p let boys are the fxrst famlly to lxve at the Navy Base on the moon They report the a1r IS cool and there IS no green cheese Deana Herndon has Just returned from atr1pto the M1d East to check on all her o1l wells She now owns all but one 011 well ID Texas and lt seems that Arnold Dale Sykes won't sell out to her Judy Breedlng now the w1fe of the famous eng1neer Gary Coll1ver IS l1v1ng 1n Alaska trvmg to keep the cows contented m the cold weather wxth ' Darx Ma1d heat pads Loxs Wampler IS chief plgtaxl curler for the Donrue Coll1ver P1g Hatchery 1nO1nk Oink Illmols Ronme Sykes and h1s wLfe the former Wanda Nlchols w1th thelr e1ght chxldren are the fxrst fanuly of Dawn Missourx to operate an atomxc egg plant farm Sondra Green is tourmg Europe as a solo wrestler and she says that 1f any man can wm over her she w1ll marry hmm Glen Maberry and Ins w1fe Mary Ann Flandermeyer are the proud owners of the Bar XOZ Ranch m Montana They specxahze m raismg raxnbow mmks to match the latest style m w1gs and toupees Mary Kerby ns head nurse at the Coloma Hospxtal and June Kirker after g1v1ng up college because It was too tlrxng on her bra1n IS the most troublesome patxent , . . . . . -- . -- . . . . ,,. . -- , . . , . . . . ..- , ' fw 0 ax - ' 7 l 1 4 c. X , . . . 9 I l v v , . . , . Y 7 1 v . . , . . . 9 Y Y I 7 Y 9 ' 9 , . 1 9 Y 3 , .

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