Timmonsville High School - Tihisco Yearbook (Timmonsville, SC)

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JUNIOR CLASS President, John Woods; Vice- President, Hazel Lane; Secre- tary, F reddie Hicks; Treas- urer, Gwen Kraft; Representa- tive, Betty Jean Gibbs Georgia Anderson, Bonnie Benton, Joyce Betts, Betty Bramlett, Luther Bramlett Geraldine Campbell, Gail Carroway, Larry Denham, Patricia Dorriety, Betty Jean Gibbs, Ellen Godwin Ann Green, Jean Green, Ruth Green, Rose Hanna, Myron Heimlich, Tommy Hensley

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CLASS PROPHECY 1983 - It is evening, and in one hour the people of South Carolina will turn on their wall T.V. sets and watch as I bring them the news in color and 3-D. Glancing over the newscript before me, I am astounded to find that the news chiefly concerns the members of the 1958 graduating class of Timmonsville High School. The latest news bulletin from the space satellite station, operated by Sammy Thompson, is that George Howell has finally reached the moon in his self-developed rocket, and has radioed that he is hoping to discover a way back to earth within five years. In the national news Senator Jerry Watford, The Farmer's Friend, has announced his decision to run for President next year. However, the Presi- dent's adviser, Jesse Ray Smith, has stated the present administration has no fear of Watford, even though he is a dynamic speaker. Captain Charles White of the Kneedeep submarine has completed a run around the world in eighteen days. Famous novelist Carroll Y oung has just published another book, The XYZ of Algebra. United States foreign spy Steve Hicks has just smuggled top secret plans from Russia - plans for a new-type golf ball. Charles DuRant has recently published the world’s largest newspaper, with two pages of news and ninety-five of ads. Frank Patten, owner of the Chevrolet helicopter-taxi ser- vice, has now extended his company over Canada and Alaska. Winnie Jernigan won the title of Miss Talkative of 1983 at Atlantic City last night. Harvey Campbell, owner of the Smack Bubble Gum factory, has hired salesman Bill Young to tour the nation demonstrating the Smack product. Wealthy oilman Don Morris left today for his kangaroo ranch in Australia. Top fashion model Annette Carter has divulged the secret of her popular fashions. She designs, makes, and models the clothing herself. Annette is financed by Nancy Parnell, a beneficiary of John Beresford Tipton. Carolyn Hughes Whitney has set a record. She is the first mother to have one child, then twins, and finally trip- lets. Arthur Mur ray teacher Edna Hancock has been sent to Hawaii to teach the native girls to dance . Faye Locklair and Marilyn Kirby, versatile old-maid singing-piano team, have scored another best seller on the Hit Parade - Man- hunt. Wrestler Curtis Evans has won again! Curtis attributes his success to his Judo teacher, Frances Atkinson. Gladys Atkinson, renowned horse trainer, has admitted she has never ridden a horse. Bobby Locklair, veteran football player, has just been named head coach at West Point. In the South Carolina news two amateurs have recently found places in national T. V. Comedian Emory Carter is now the understudy of Lonesome George Gobel, and singer Judy Saverance is the voice of Petunia Pig on Car- toon Carnival. Reggie White, veteran actor, has been cast in the role of Rhett Wind in the picture Gone With the Butler. Grace Hill, Academy-Award winner, will co-star with him. English professor, Arnold Wade, has been named p r e s i d e n t of Clemson College. Camille Clamp, maker of Camille Cherry Pies, says her company will also make apple pies. In the local news I find that Metropolitan Opera star Loraine Cusaac will be in Florence tomorrow. Bennie Hobson, husband of Sue Raines, noted brain surgeon, has completed his project of the last twenty-five years - buying up Timmonsville. His rival, auctioneer Richard Powers, still owns the tobacco warehouses, however. Big Florence executive Sammy Hill declares that his favorite occupation is sitting back in his desk with his feet propped up. Glancing up from my papers, I find Ida Mae Knotts, Janie Powers, and Priscilla Morris are giving the advertisement for my telecast. Our sponsor is Dr. Anderson's Potato Syrup, developed by Dr. David Anderson, who claims that it is so powerful it has cured everyone and he no longer has any patients. As the announcer, Allen Cooper, signals that it is time for my telecast, I am a little dazed but very gratified at the marvelous success of the wonderful members of the class of '58. 23

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Freddie Hicks, Vera Sue Hill, David Hobson, Bobby Honour, Carroll Howell, Leona Howell Frankie Jernigan, Hartwell Jordan, Linda Kennedy, Gwen Kraft, Hazel Lane, Vivien Lane Gerald Lawrence, Faye Lee, Randall Lee, Annie Jo Matthews, Woody McKay, Joan McLendon Lorene Parnell, Margie Pattillo, Sandra Stokes, Carl Spring, A1 Tolson, Libby Truluck Lanier Welch, Phyllis Ann White, Marilyn Wilkes, John Woods, Jerry Yarborough, Mitchie Yarborough