Tillsonburg District High School - Tatler Yearbook (Tillsonburg, Ontario Canada)

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TT l 1 4 Betty Grey, XHC THE DARK ROOM lf you should chance to stray Beneath the stage of grey, There you'll find the Dark Room, Swept clean with busy broom. . XYith panels thin, but dark withing The wall, and Hoor, and ceiling low Reflect our lamplight's ruddy glow, A bench of wood, NYhere long we've stood, An enlarger, we hope, is going to support, To blow upu our snapshots of every sort. As of now we have no sink, And of course no water to drink. A windowless cave, sans ventilation, 1N'hose radiator promotes suffocation- The room is usually quite dusty, But could hardly be called musty- A highly undisputable mark Of amateur carpenters' art! And proud we are, for who could ask for more? There you'll find us from three-twenty till four. .......-.ioi- ANSWERS TO LATIN CROSSWORD PUZZLE ACROSS: 1. pater noster, 9. ama, 10. a, 11.116,12.TfitliSl,13.l11Ol11t11lTl, 16. Gtaiusj, 17. re, 18. ramus, 19. eo, 20. is, 21. or, 22. e, 23. a, 24. mensa, 27. etiam, 30. se, 31. nu, 32. atrio, 35. nocti, 38, D, 39. oad, 40. amo 41. CI, 42. un, 43. V, 44. stat, 47. tot, 48. usi. DOXYN: 1. patria, 2. a.m., 3. tam, 4. rana, 5. ortu, 6. tum, 7. et, 8, rigorem, 11. um, 14. im, 15. us, 19. eo, 22. es, 23. at, 25. est 26. Nero, 28. incoflaj, 29. aut, 32. ades 33. iacto, 34. odi, 35. nauftaj, 36. omnis 37. iuvo, 45. at. Q J x THE TATLER Minister of Education Visiis T. D. H. S. There are many exciting features of the first year in the life of a new school. Not the least exciting of these is the frequency with which the school is inspected by dis- tinguished guests. On Wfednesday, April 11th, 0ntario's Minister of Education, Hon. Dana Porter, who is also Attorney-General, paid T.lJ.lrl.S. the honour of a visit. ln town for the official opening of the Tillson Avenue l ub- lic School, Mr. Porter came to our school at four o'clock and toured the building with Mr. Kirkwood and members of the High School Board. ln the Home Economics Room tea was served to Mr. Porter, the Board, members of the staff and friends of the school. The refreshments were prepared by the Home Economics classes of IXF, TXE, XC and XIC under Miss Volker's direction. At the attractive tea table tea was poured by Miss Field and Miss Ostrander. The guests were served by Arabelle Howes, .lean Anderson, Joyce Hicks, Marie Stroud, Shirley Smith, Betty Vanderhoek, and jane lXVlcQueeu. O CYCLING SORROWS Continued from Page 63 l forgot what little 1 had learned. This loss of confidence resulted in a humiliating tum- ble. Much annoyed, 1 got on the bike again, and concentrated on operating those horri- ble pedals. Magically, for a moment, both feet and pedals responded.Perry hooted with incredulous delight, You did it ! At the end of the week 1 was almost too stiff and aching to walk with comfort, but these physical discomforts were petty com- pared with the immense satisfaction of knowing that at last l could ride a bike! hloyce Hustler, X I I l. I 2- 'J 79

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3 hes Mrs. Dunbar Cin history classj: For cur- rent events to-day, we shall have Charles take Koreaf, Dick NVilson: How can Charles take Korea when the U.N. can't?l' fEleanor Lee, XBD Grant Neale: Did you hear that Colston Hale fell from the senior lab. window, land- ed on the cement below, and wasn't hurt? B. Maclennan: No. VVhy wasnlt he hurt? G. Neale: He had his light fall suit on! QGrant Neale, XIAD S. Jackson: 'ADO you know the difference between dancing and marching?', B. Mason: No, I don't. S. jackson: I thought not l QBob Mason, XIAJ B. Auston: Mr. Sinclair must have blown a hole in the roof. F. Knautz: XVhy, what makes you think that E Bruce: The repair man dropped in to- dav. Mr. Campbell: If you had a six-sided figure, what would you do? XV. Hoyle: I'd join a side show, I guess. Dorothy Mc.: 'KBut I don't think I deserve an absolute zero. Mr. Sinclair: Neither do I, but it's the lowest mark I can givef' fBruce Austin, XIAJ XVhat is college-bred, Pop?,' College bread is a five-year loaf made from the flavour of youth, and the old man's doughf' 78 XIA Miss Grieve: You are positively the slowest boy I know ! Isn't there anything you are quick at? Gord Fentie: I get tired awfully fast, ma am. A man asked Tanner how far it was to Eden. VVal, calculated Tanner, It's 24,992 miles the direction you're going, 'bout 7 miles if you turn round. fRoy Stewart, XIAQ If it wasn't for This one small verse, There's be a joke here Ten times worse. flVIartha Hillner, XIAQ You know, said Dave Richards I have half a mind to go to collegef' VVell, said Mr. Beattie, That's as good as most. ! A student was asked to give a definition of a woman. He cleared his throat and began, slowly: A woman is, generally speaking . . .U Stop right there, cut in the English teacher, You've said it! jim Jonesf' asked Miss McIntosh, How far were you from the correct answer? Only three seats, ma'am. J. Culp: 'Tm tired. I was out with a nurse last night. J. Shmo: Cheer up. Maybe your mother will let you go out without one, sometime. R. Jones: Pardon me, but you look like Helen Green. First Former: So what? I look worse in pink! THE TATLER

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