Tillamook Catholic High School - Academic Yearbook (Tillamook, OR)

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THE ACADEMIC, OID RAZOR BI ADES HLQU I led WFII h Ilo C iptun hem ue Sou II IX Ixcnt sun you Im I long tl Thus -poke txxo utlvens 15 thex met m un t of ChILlj,.,O Thex xxele clusul lllllti xull mpeulllx to be 111 ls SL h lglL1t utw It could lei 1V su I tlIexLI11nI11 XII II I1 1mQ oi ml Ihlllgs uut NU good went on the one Iwxu IJ lxe been out 0 walk lm nenlw two xxegks md you kn w I I Int Iffmd to loaf 'mound Gee Ixe got I xxull Idefz im nmlung I llttle monex IIIIII hui thu Ldp1tIl XX ouldut 1 fl much Llthtll in Ibout '1 hundred bucks, Ind It those lITlbltlOllS worde vs lb all e us Ind hfwtemd to agk Just hon legltx mltg IN thlN j.fLt11Chfl1ll1C1x scheme 01 muh The C Iptun Iumped at hls Nou got my money' he asked eigu s hen XOUI pl HISYKCIQL Ile ex Isnely Tell you what well do come up to mx iIJlltmLHtq 'Ind Ill let you m on om of the but llttle schemes fo1 makmg monev th It uex dlew '1 headllne and Ixe pulled sonu mlghtx good Jobs In my dfu tulned the Lzptun At thls he led Pled to hls Ioom on the thud H001 of 1 duty looklmr blllldlllfl xxlth the Qlgn Hotel Qmngmg on uwtx h1rIgeQ that hid seen bettel dfiya At the end of 'I half houl the Clptun had d1VLIlg'6d hm ouglndl but nom pl1L Ited 1de'1 ot makmg Qome eaQy monew and Bled came to the LOHCILISIOH It xx 18 no Job fox 1 man xxlth 901 upleQ But xxh lt dld he Luc It waQ e1the1 get money O1 go hungrv Thele nas no xltexnatlve VI all IGQLIYHQCI the C1pt'11n what do xou thmk of It Its 'Ill upzht but fox one thmg .1 suezcd Iled What fs th'1t the Captam asked YK ell I dont llke the ldefz of mv h umg to put up the hundl ed doll 119 I guess that s whits expected of me HH t lt xmtlx lcphed the Cfzptun You flllI'l1Qh the mones and I fulmsh the bmms Vlhfit mo1e do you want AQ fO1 tuwtmg me xxlth the monev vou know you can do thIt You lumembel that deal Im pulled oil xxlth thu lumbu Lompmx list I ill dont xou' Dld I double LIOSS xou then' No bll xou gm depgnd on mc he fimshed vslth much emph ms It lsn t th It I dont tlust you went on lcd but whit 11 the thlllj, Shoul II xsmk xxhxt then P th It s he nh mae we t Ike Ind the C Iptun li the lob dont vxoxk you lose XOUI monu I hundled btlllf, md I lose mx xdludble Ieputatlon md aln lllll the llxk oi spendlng SIX months In the utv Jul fm UWIHQ to get monex undm ixlse pretenses '30 xou s e lts ibout fittx fiftx DIOIJOSIUOH IS t It Xu I gume xou IL 115.ht Iglud Iled VK hen do we start? 'Ihats the 'iplllt letulned the Czp tun Vkell stfut lIDIT1Ld1'it0lX It would be bettel lf xou xxele not Qeen xxlth me untll the Iob 19 OXQI Hou dont pl ix soux part 101 some tlme set im xx xv Ill st 15 at the hotel 'md xou get .4 loom oxel on thlrty second Qtleet Ixhele xou staxed last time Then Ill lmoxx xxhele xou 18 at md when the non N hot Ill tlp xou off and we ll col lent Py the xx xy Ill need those hundled b8Il16b Alught hue xou ue and Fled stuffed I 1011 of bllls 111 the C iDtdlI1S h'1nd S long and Iled was gone Aftel thI5 the C'1pt11n set to vsolk 1m medlxtelx He fimt Ixent to the offmes of xexeml leldmg neuspxpens and put ln an idX6lt1S9ITl9I1t that lead somethmg like thls Ally Amount of old II 1201 Bl Ides Bought XXIII pfu 9' Cents I Dozen Lung to houm 30 Delmole Hotel The folloxxmg day the Cfiptam chuckled Is he mid hw ddxextlsement In one of the plpelb Nou f01 the lun he qdld to hllll sgli FOI the next ten dfiw ou1 fr lend vsdb I xuv busy mm bunny: 1 1201 bl Ides They L Ime bw the th0us'mdQ 111 bags boxeq and tm mm Linh Ind exelx one um bought nom Ixem tulned down -Xftel the thud d xx the C iptuu declded he h'1d bettel be gm xxolklng on hm llttle scheme flom an Imthu 'angle lLL01dlI11IlX when he went to d1I'll1El th It dm he walked OXQI to the Llelkb desk Ind dellbel Itelx enteled lnto COI1XCl9'itl0Il xxlth hlm The clelk new an Page Tucnty be zen 101 ' 1 . 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THE AC '11 exldently to take a little blond gnl rom the othel slde of town out fo1 a good tlme unt1l Llly should emerge from the hospltal and they should be malrled The flowers were from Rlchard Dale a lifelong frlend of hels who had loved her md expected to marry her untll Ferdy had come along and swept her off her feet ln a XVhlI'lVSll ld courtshlp secullng her p1 omlse to mal ry hlm the fifteenth of June Rlchaxd was tall hght complexloned wxth broad shoulders and crmkly blond han Just the opposite of Ferdy who was shm and dark w1th sleepy black eyes that were always half velled by hls lxds But to leturn to L1ly lNow I wonder why doesn t Ferdy come to see me? Why doesnt he at least send some flowers? Why does Rlchard do lt all come and see me send me flowers and candy books and l1ttle blts of gosslp about the rest of the bunch? So ran the current of Lxlys thoughts I rather thmk I love Rlchard more than I do Ferdy and I thlnk he would make a better husband too Ill find out If Ferdy does loxe me as much as he says he does She pulled the beaded cord whlch hung by her bedslde and a whlte gowned nurse entered Call Columbla 159 and tell Mr Tryno to come up xn two hours The doctor sald I could remove these bandages any txme I wanted to I bellewe that I w1ll have an unpleasant surprlse for Ferdy when he ar IIVCS Exactly two hours later Ferdy came 1nto the room and hastened to Llly s bedslde Well what do you want me for? Dont you know that hospltals make me 1ll? l1e rsked petulantly The doctor sald that I could take these bandages off whenever I wanted to now and I thought you would want to be hele when I d1d She soothed hmm as she would have a chlld The nurse began unwrapplng the strlps of gauze whlch covered the glrls face As the last one came off Ferdy gasped and over hls face spread a look of horror and dlsgust A long Jagged scar ran from hex r1ght temple down to the tip of her chm completely rummg the beauty of her face Do I look as terrlble as all that? she querled anxlously Page Twenty szx ADEMIC lrVOISel Why why you cant be maI ned wlth that hor11ble- he broke off Well how else can I be mulled? O1 do you want to break the engagement? she asked coldly That seems to be the only way out' lfexdy saw a straw and g1asped lt eagerly Vely well Here IS your 11ng Now please go because I want to sleep The man hastened out glad to be flee though he regretted the loss of Lllys money XKl'llCh he had been fanly sule would soon be hls But he thought what else could I do? One cannot lntroduce such .1 horrld face to ones frxends as ones wlfe Half way down the hall he met Rlchald comlng up told h1m the news and went calmly on Why the beastly brute' thought Rlch ard angrlly Desertmg poor Llly l1ke that' I could beat him up and engoy It thorough He ran up the stalrs and xnto her room L1ly my poor darllng and down he went on h1s knees bes1de her bed Lllys eyes opened wlde wlth surpr1se and a the cause of hls grlef dawned upon her she laughed Why Rlchard s xt s only grease pamt she gasped shakmg wlth laughter I Just palnted thls scar on that he was very shallow mdeed I am now no longer engaged to h1m Then then w1ll you marry me? he asked hardly darlng to hope Yes When? breathlessly Anv tlme you say so Tomorrow? Oh thats too soon' No 0bJ6Ct10I1S young lady he Sdld as he klssed hel happlly You ve had me down ln the dumps for a month now and I pos ltlvely wxll not let you push me back 1n agaln Besldes didnt you Just get through saylng that you would marry me any tlme I saxd so? outrxght what are you laughmg a ? was puzzled to sound out Ferdy and I found ELLEN EDSON 33 Oh dear' fslghb Such IS the course of true love Aha' Thls IS the sequel perhaps It looks as 1f they had been marrled several years 1 11f11o1o1o:c11o1aI1o:41:e134 :oc J If-If 11110111011 11111121111 C I- -' -' 1 1 1 ' ' - U 1 1 1 If ' -I- n Q l 1 1 Q. v' 1. y, . . ' 0 it 1 u Q' 1 Y 7 K n ' I. ' 1. 1 7' I . . , . - ' , , u 11 , I I . . ' 1 1 I I1 1 . ' 1 I , . I x U ' 1 ' -' 1 . . , . . . . .. ,, ' ' I , ' I , ' 1 . K - 1 1 . I . . - . . , , , II '. I y . . . . Y 1 - , ' - , ' u 11 u . , I I I . , , I . . ' . I 1 1 - V . - . . . . , . , . ,, . I . 1 I VI . 5 1 44 1 , 1 U - - 1 1 1 1 1 - ' as 11 ' I , , . ' 1 . U . . . 1 1 1 - , - 11 11 . ly. . , . . u ' ' u - - 11 1 1 . v . . . , , . I , . . . . w , . , 5 , 11 - 1 I . , ' ' u ' 11 1 ' 1 t' Ia ' u 1 - 1 - 11 . It - - , , H . . . . H . . . . I . I K Y . v . . ' - 11 I . ,' , 11 u - 11 . , I 1 1 - - 1 - u 11 u 1 44 11 , . . . ' ' Y, If ' ,I 2 u 11 I , . . u ' u 1 11 Y 'iT , 44 ' ' 1 , - 1 1 1 , 1 , - u 1 V V I ,, . . - ' 1 1 v I . . . . . . . . . , . . I , . . , . I . I - 11 , . ' 1 I , . I . , ' , . as - 11 - 1 . . I . , . I , Q . 11I1:o101o:a1:111o1I1:o141:11:11:11o111:e11I1:11:I11I1:111c1141:411o1111o1p411o:o:o1411oi1

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11011 ioZ0iuio1ui1r:1 11ri1ri1rioIoj1r14vI4rjo11v14ri0j1s10C 9:9 THE ACADEMIC ol man known for hrs mrserly habrts and thrs part of the crty yyas referred to as that Old Mrser Say what s all thrs crazy busrness you re tarryrng on upsta1rs asked the ancrent gentleman wxth a suspxcrous look rn hrs eyes Lrsten the Captarn confidentrally re plred as he tactfully loyyered hrs yorce You see Im l!OI'klHg on an lnyentron thats go mg to be yyorth mrllrons All I need to com plete rt rs plenty of razor blades So Im buyrng rll I un get hold of but I cant seem to get enough Tomorroyy the Cap tam spoke almost ln a yyhrsper I m gorng to pay four trmes as much for blades To morroyy Ill pay ten cents a dozen That ought to brrng them hadnt rt lreah agreed the clerk wrshrng he had 1 car load to sell to thrs brg hearted gentle man to whom money eyrdently meant noth mg rn hrs desrre to complete hrs rnyentron Well I must get my dmner sard the Cfrptarn and he yyas off leayrng the old clerk wrth hrs mouth open rn astonrshment wonderrng what klnd of a fool rnyentron called for such an odd artrcle as razor blades After drnner the Captarn hastrlv p raked eyery 1 rzor blade rnto the large surt case and qurckly slrpped out the back en trance unobseryed The surtcase was much too heayy so he called a taxr and went rt once to hrs partners apartments Here he left hrs heayy load and returned to hrs own rooms Arrryrng at hrs hotel he told the clerk he was gorng out for the eyenmg and rf any one should come wrth blades to tell them he yy ould see them rn the mornrng He walked oyer to Freds apartment Back already asked Fred 'Ieah answered the Captarn somewhat neryously Hell wart txll about ten oclock sug gested Fred then Ill do my stuff At ten Fred took the heayy surtcase and after summonlng a taycr droye to the Captarns hotel Is the man who buys razor blades here he asked the old mrser Why drd you yyant to see h1m re turned the mrser Xes I haye quxte a number of blades to sell sard Fred The old mrsers eyes hone lrke fire as he thought of a plan where he could buy these blades and re Page Twenty czght sell them rn the mornrng to the rnyentor He remembered these words Ill prv four trmes as much for tomorroyvs blades The buyer rsnt rn but he gaye me rn str uctrons to buy any blades that came rn for hrm lred the old man Ill haye to haye Iiye cents a dozen for these Fred replred Alrrght Hye cents a dozen answered the old mrser boldly Fred took a pencrl and paper from hrs yest pocket and after twentv mrnutes of flgurrng and countrng the old man follow rng closely found he had exactly tyyo hun dred dollars yyorth of blades whereupon the mrser brought forth a large bundle of green backs fondlrng them lrke a baby yyould a new toy counted out the sum of tyyo hundred and handed them to Fred Fred pocketed the brlls and yvrth a muttered Thank you hurrred off Feelrng qulte pleased the mrser care a good buy rt was In hrs own room up stairs he sat down and began to talk to hrmself Of course I probably could haye bought the blades for two and a half cents a doz en but the poor fool mrght haye got sus prcrous and wanted to sell them to the rn yentor hrmself Well Im strll makrng good money on them anvway At these last few words he dozed off to sleep The next day came and went and the razor blades were strll uncalled for Im begrnnrng to thmk those razor blades are a fake It s about trme Im get tmg wrse to myself was hrs final con clusron MATILDA SANDER 33 Drsappomtment' There was no cuttrng of throats after all From the yyay thrs one starts outl sounds lrke busrness -as-sc-. CATCHING THE THIEF One beautrful day 'Vlary Lee was walk rng down Broadway when a yorce com manded from behrnd Strck em up and not a yap out of you or Ill blow you to kmgdom come She was too frrghtened to yell so drd as she was told VI 1th another vxnxoxoxoxoxoxe 1111 14 :nina fx:-101411 141 rx I1 14111 14 . 1 .Q . 0 v I D 1 . Q ' ' 1 1 1 L , , I . . ' ' . ' v . . . , , u r 2 . v ., u - n - y an as . , Y ' . ' V ' U ' ' ' v ' - . r 1 H -Q . . ,, . ' . . . . . . .1 . ,, . r Y , . , y ll , v v v Q u - sy ' ' n ' 1 1 ' ' y 1 ' v ' U U ' v 1 1 7' v ' 7 J ' , v . . v . , . . .1 v a , v v . . . y v. l bl , . . v I 1 s n ' , Q v . v v - 1 .1 ' ' w Y ' v ' H ' ' v . v .. I - , , ua' v ' v r ' I v I 9 ' , - v - n Y , V 1 - v no ' H . . .' ' , v r - 1 I . . 1 - . . I . . v' v Q u , rl ' . 1 - . . .S . . . v . , , , . H . 4 . . , V 44 v , - rv ' ' , - - , . , , fully lard the blades away, thrnkrng what C L I. V v v 1 ' . - Q. . . . . 7 x 3 ' 1' v v l . . . 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