Tillamook Catholic High School - Academic Yearbook (Tillamook, OR)

Text from Pages 1 - 64 of the 1931 volume:

I XCADIMIC THE ACADEMIC Si Alphonsus Hzgh School I1ll1mom1 Oregon J' xr Fourth Ifldltlon 1Q'21 -. 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Paar F 112 THI1, ACADP MIC DFDICATIUIN Xfvlth heutfelt lppx eL11t1m1 of h1 umnun fm the xxeliue of C lthoh Xouth md hu 1HtQ1QNt m 111 utnl Q lte thu volume of the AC1flQmlC 'cm um P11301 Rexme-nd Flthel H11dc md O 1 T 'W W inenwiwiwi rifxui -1 -1-,114 L , J J 10111 T , J , ' 1' z ' 1 ' ' A 1 A .A - . ' 'Z - 'Z 'C , i . 2 El.,- ties of the school, we grzltefully dedi- -z 1 'S 'z ' 4 t K, Y 1 -qz H I x- brzu , . S. B. I U ' V,UlKP1l?i'YQ if' Q Pl D Q i Q1 - Q P, QUQ 1-xiv1u1u141vi1 THL XLADLNIIC We xxlxh to thank the tLdLhC1N xxhm mxe leued us taught u gmc fm' ex 91 Qheclul UN xx ho hdxe went us m the tlfught xxdx, 111 ou1 tmuule Num good gulflame m mu vouth Nlax ou1 k 1x1o1 ex 61 keep them wie' SS 01 P11414 P111 1 ' ' sf 1' l . S .. ' . W ., b, - . . 1 15 xx'e1'e alxxzxys nezu' us. We had need of CLAQC 'Z3l. THE ACADEMIC l't'5'I if BE BB EE Allome Wath God The last rays of the clylng sun steal through the stunel glass vunclows of the llttle church and filter duo s the x IL int pews The flames 111 the vot1ve llghts fhcker and cl ut about puttmg a sa1nted vlsage nova 1nto rehef non 1nto shadovx Save for the occaslonal sputtel of a candle all IS sllent bull ness IS paramount Above hangs the Sanctualy Lamp glox mg wlth a steady hght Slowly our hearts sw ell God IS the1e We love to be alone wlth Hlm t1s then we feel H1s povs er It 1S He who has glven us hfe gnen us sustenance glven us grace and He may take us when He vulls Page Sm: THE ACADEMIC x l Qs 'Q slmloaas 1931 5,2 ml'31L-3 Cf' sgpftt o 'N 9 mfluk ef s AM Fi Llass Roll ELLEN PLASKER ELVIRA BERNS CARL BENSCHEIDT MARJORIE PLASKLR JOSEPHINE PORTMANN Motto Chauacter IQ the Only True DIIJIOIYIH Class Colors Old Rose and SIIVCI Class Flower: Sweet Pea 101014rioioioioierioiericrioixrifrioifvifrifvicricvi vioioioioioioif Page Seven 1201019 ?f'ef, Ur if-5 -f-3-.N : T avq sm. hug- . li! 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L. l 1 . i .r f U , -' li . l -I , .Q -- ......-- 09011 0:4 --- ------ - THB ACADEMIC---- -------- Semwr Class Hzzszfwry IIIIILULII txmn x su , N mum L 1 J . ll III t 11 L xc L X took 0 Y 111 mmpl L in IOU rf , f il7.lXl N nm N 1 JI 1 ming X 1 km ff M Nh Ll 1 rl 1 NL 1 f - ik U UNIV 111, Olin - x on lllxtll L x LI 1 , h xnonthlx 4110115111 clue to mu Ll ulux X 111 Lllflwllljl klwxxluhrc ml up bu imc tu ha x du m 114 pup mutha an c lpt L LI H L VNU I mhux D111 N lm I Q had IOL umm blck put ll t C11 p 1 If U 1 lxs 1 Ill stmdllx IIILILISIIILI knfmlulgn hglpcd us to iollou 1 xmooth UJUINC Suu xl tlmcs xv cuguuled Omc to wg thn insults of ou' Liloltx Ill stdmldlcillxng oul hzgh school At mothu tlmc to help lllltldte a plomlsmg, mop oi I lQShm6Il At the end of the xed uc ifilll desunded .1 much mole QXDLII Lmui clux In the 1111 or 1999 the same membexs ntel r dutx Phe Splut of L M ulmrm -Xgun om plane LlU1S6d falth Iullx thlougzh the xdxuse elements At dlf Iugnt Umes ue desqendcd to take pmt Ill thi usuil School xLt1x1t1eS U11 Keptgmbu 9 19'0 the same fixe leg lx und tm thL1 list LIUISQ ln sefuch f tikmg 1 leuimg p.11t ID the school .actin uw namelx annual uo1k spoxts and dla m xtlu Altu 1.1 16111111011 ue xull embdlk once num. fm oul plane md uume forth m the gleatut ot educdtlonb llfe, feellng tht oul wus ot hlgh Qchool under able guld xnne hue fullx plepaled us to oxelcome 111 obstaclcs CAI L BLNSCHILIDT 1 '7 SCHYYZZUIFS S 1 uc S ILS hud S001 tulll L 1 x L N Q u x up nhl hz the 1 m sumrm , mm 1 Hell bn ICIYIIHI soon, but we hope fOl fx ca Irma Pmtmm 1 good llttlc lux NIISSLCI somc. xnhool but we know Qhg ll paw 1 1 lx A 8011101 Dont nous deal 1011 ll soon be thlough Page Ame 9010301 fini 1010101 rio: ri vi ui vi ri :gui vi ri 10101 vi-yioioioioticvioiwvic r. I 420' 0 f 0 H 1' 4' U f' 1 1' ' 4 ' 4 ' '10 ' ' ' ' 4 5 Q g Q L, i i i Q t Q In thm- l':1Il ni' ' f f- '1 'cn iiw: 1 ' ' .' ' ' ' A ' ' , l l'1'm:.'h - Immclcfi thi- fue: t 111110, TI e 1 -' ' - ' ' - '.' 1 i Shi 'A of I 1 A1 i1m,'. and ' I ' an ' f' ' , U' ' x' 1 i att- tu wt up ll new -ndurz cc 'xml 'r 2 z' .1 'A , ' - ' . 1 - i in sch lustiv wr rk. The 1kl'ULIl1d z ' ' tic: K '. i xx'h'l kvpt ll.' in the air ly I 1 ' uf 1 'z ' ..., - 111- !ll'l'l'SS2ll'j' fm-l in the I'm'm ul' ' mwl- mpc ' fc fn' j on ' Q thl Q 1-rig -. wwe- c':1p:1bly tzxlzun cum- ni' lj ,V 1 2 j. , 42' ' ' '. ' - ! Im 'I 11, wlm pilutm-11 mu' plxmo for tho i'1'. ' j ' 2 . ' - l Ihr -u 5'1-urs ui' our high school c'zu'ccx'. Once ' .' ' A ' I . ' Q Ulll'1fl'C'L'llllt'SS :md I: 'k I' 1' 'I v I fc I' Hd 1 .' z 2 ' ' ' .. 2 i up ciuvn :11111 wc v.'c1'v 111' uplly ' 1 Itcd. ,W 1 f' .., .5 , ' ' - i Thu 1'1-malimlr-1' ol' thl yczu' V - It :lr 11 'st - '- ' ' -i' zu '. ' .' ' 0 - .' 1 -' e , ' f 'z ally ' - knowledge. This year found the class of '31 I ' 'A 1. V11 '1 we 1 cd 2' fa z ' ' .' ' '- i of 1 1 m11.'tu11t Strain and vided to lzmd 2 L' ' ' ' ' , . ' . ' - Q and : 'x 'X znmtirms for 2 -1' 2 dur- 2 unc: ultvn th' fcnllowin , j fur. ' -' f 'z 1 ' ' ' ' ' In th- full of '28 we frmund t ' of ful' '- ' ' 2 '. ' Q i mc: f'.', 1 ul Dillcy 211111 .Iil1'.2 Ifrn- ' ' '.' ' ' '-' ' 2- Q I call ' 1 ' 1 2 1 '1 h Izccs 'ju ' ' .' ' - Q I we '2 Mzilji Vic and H1161 1' zfkc ', O ' 2 ' ' ' U' ' ' ' ' ' l A, ,. ' D. ' ,. ,2 . . , , , I I. Z I. . , R.. i l 1 ,.,, 2' . fi f Q, 1 ! U . . , . ' . . . A x L , 'J . i Q 6, ,.,.....,,A C, ,,.. ..,.,, ,, g Q I i I l I 1 I Q 2 I , 1 Q Iilluu I'l:n.1kc1', our -1CI1.0l' fri X vl g Q Chu:Qud'v z' 'Jun s 1 ' -nd. I g Alil'-ifl1'iC, HCI' .'i:4l'1' i.' it dious, tvs, Q i OI' all the I1ff'I.', '- '31 -1' ' lest. g C,':u'l,' ' .' 1-1'--'Tcl 'V' il fall, Q -- 113' 2 i l . ' z , z ' aug, Q i .' .'.' L .' ,, ' ' '. -' I l Iilvi 'z 1 .T ' ' too g L , . L . . l l THE ACADEMIC Selnlflor Prophecy The cycle ot Tlme had bl ought Much the nllleteenth HIOUIK1 on lllneteen uneyenttul occ lslons but Malch 19 1951 ployed to be I I10tlbl9 occullence NXOItllY of mentlon Oyel Ind undel lound 'lnd about the cl lssloom llttle bl0XXI1 coffee beans flt hele Ind thele wlth N8.l1OllS student s necks ls thell tllgets just IS twenty yeals ago thls same pl Ink had been played DIONIHK th It 111 tales beglnnlng Now when I wls 1 boy I ne 91 plobably alent so au thentlc 'lttel all Agaln S1St81 his called f0l all the tlny mlsslls of mlsely Ind put them on hcl desk B6fOl9 the astonlshed eyes of the puplls some ot these beans begln ma l'19LlX9llI1g' thlq wav 'lnd that and they dont now puttlllgt ln thell lppell lnce 'lllfl C 111 IS :bout to letlle llom hls 'lctlye pllt 11 thls CXQI lncleaslng lndustly Agaln one clacks open and MIIIOIIB Plaskel makes hel bow Because many yCdlS Igo when she w IS 'l Senlol she was unable to detelmlne whlt she was golng to do when hel school dlys N916 OYSI ch lnce mflde hel what she IS today She hld I coln on hel llttle toe and at eyely ch Inge of the NV93.1,h81 It began to paln hel Sh: unanlmously elected helself Tlllamooll County s ofliclal we'lthelm'ln Thls llttle bean dldn t open spontaneous ly But flom wlthln lts sombel walls 1:1 X113 Berns lnslstently pushed her w ly happen to be of the INIGXICHII Jumplng X1 llety elthel -Xh' Suddenly one pops open and lo and behold' A mlnlatule Josephlne Poltmlll tlons of caleels dul llte she has chosen lespectable posltlon mook Thlough hel lppeals to the st ite lng hel hlgh school none other th In the ot Mayol of Tllll untlllng 6fI'OItS 'Ind she has obtuned fol looms forth lnto the llmellght No longel IS hel hall as black 'Is the lawens wlng Ind hel nlmble flngels play not OX91 the keys ot a typewlltel bec luse In splte of all hel good lntentlons she marrled the falm el s son and spends hel spale tlme maklng stew and washlng chlldlen s clothes Anothel blOYVI1 coat IS bulst open and C311 Benscheldt takes the stage How he C281 folded hls long legs lnto such 1 small contlflptlon 1S a mystely to us But nevel theless he IS hele amongst us and proud Indeed we ought to be of hlm Carl and allplanes haye always been synonymous He IS now the genelal supelwlsor of the allplane dlylslon of Henry Fords plant and dlaws a salary equal If not ln excess of Challle Chapllns The grey halrs ale pa1OLh1'l1 schools flee textbooks In hcl pl Ins fOl the lmployement of T111 lmook she has succeeded ln bulldlng on the S119 of the old Academy 'l beautllul St1l1CtLll0 0CLl1pl6d by the descendants of those who once went to school thele Of COUISQ now eyelyone expects anothel bean to open 'md soon lt does leveflllng, Ellen Plaskel Ellen as we all know 11 wavs wanted to be '1 nulse and has 197.1 1Z9d hel d6Sl19S She goes 'llound to dll telent schools poundlng students chests and ogllng thell tonslls A bad end Indeed After thls staltllng leyelatlon the tlny figures agaln dlaw lnto thelr monastlc 10 tleat and all was qulet once agaln as the beans wele ruthlessly swept lnto a dl3.XX61 and out of Slght of the lncledulous puplls :L big af.: Page Ten , , I . lg, ozovic i 5 l . 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'mf f -f I. w g e X315 XJ : 31, 1 Mm U I 1 :5571 Wig 0 .715 ' I-' wmunnltn Wi' w IW 'K- ff X We 'A domains At the Foothills Cllmbmg the time th xt we filst set om bfmbx fee n school g1OlllldS to the dfn of oui gld.dll3tlOH we haxe been at the footh1lls C.llIYllJlIlg Om undexeloped minds wele haldlx equil to the filet smxll tasks We wele eagel to begm ou1 schoolmg but soon gl ew tned of the duly lOlltlI19 Gxfzdually w1th oul mpflclty to Lll'ld6lSt1I1d came mczexsed intellectual m lttei We ieahzed that Edu C itlOIl was '1 necesslty not to be scolned Ploud we wele of ou1 C81t1fiC'lt99 of G1iClU8.t1OI1 flom the Ilghth Glade Then came something, new to us in the method of obtalnlng knowledge As Hlgh School puplls It became oul lot to choose ou1 xocfitlon Now Commencement has swung to the D01tdlS ind tux ned the lock to Olll lefunlng, he1e We axe sent foxth as the fimshed ploducts of oul school That was one foothlll 1n oul path that was sul mounted It lemalns f01 us now e1the1 oul l1fe s wolk O1 seek elsewhele fo1 mole plepalatlon to meet the obstacles that wlll be placed before us Time flies md we ale the ones to decide whether we w1ll leaxe thls woi ld an msxg foothlll wlth leglettable lnstances of oppoltunltles lost or whethex we sh tll hue gioped oui way to the top and left a gloxlous xecord of success behmd us ELLEN PLASKER, '31 FK if ,lf to begln n1fic'mt nothlng at the foot of Character IS the Only True Diploma Many boys and girls go thiough school with the sole puipoqe of gettlng a llttle shp Page Foznteen D0i4i11l11PlCD14ll4D24lIC1l1DllD101lDl4Dl4Di4710i4 ot pfipel w hlch his wutten -lt the top of it Dxplomi Thev thlnk th it '1tte1 thu hue this hte w1ll be slmple 'md they w1l be able to go thlough the wolld wlth easc and confidence But in this they 'ue mls taken 'Ihe subyects they must m'1ste1 111 Oldel to obtzln thlp dlDl0TT1l ue f'11 fiom belng adequate to txke them thlough hte successfully All thiough then school days they must constantly be bulldmg up '1 Lh'1l'1Ct9l th it wlll stand them good in the weals when they wlll no longel be able to chfmge then ways Without 'L film good chfuactei fm IH dltlduill wlll find It hfud to deal lklth his fellows as no one ls wxlllng' to wolk with '1 pexson whom they know to be untlust woithy Because the Senxox class filmly bQllCXP that 1n Oldel to succeed IH l1fe they must filst dexelop a wolthy chalactel they hfue chosen these wolds 'is then motto Chan 'zctel is the Only Tlue Dlploma MARJORIE PLASKER '31 The Sen1o1 Class of St Alphonsus Hlgh School txkes this list oppoitunxty to make known to the11 fellow students and the publ1c in geneial that they hfue enjoyed to the utmost the foul yeals spent IH the peaceful and lowlng SLlllOLlHdlHgS of the Academy When filst they stalted as t19fI1l'Jl1Ilg and lgnolant fxeshmen Wlth the purpose of woiklng then was steadlly to that gland day of LZl3.dUZ1tl0I'l, they were lesolved to face blavelv all the trxals and tloubles ozqriwriozeiiviaviarifiei 2 100 101: loioi Z 14141 iv: A z. , V . rw- - C - fl l' ' - 'X 'T ' - .. tv 11,-2fl. .v,. f , ' -' -,-U , -- z , - .- . . 5. 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Y V 0 u v n Q U ' 1 Q 1 . , 1. y 1 ' K . . . . :ll 8' 1: 2 ' . ' c Y S, ' A ' . ,' , . ' . . ' ' . ' Z . . Z - ' ' . . . . . . . . 1 . . ' ' - - 1 n , x K K. . . . . - 1 , . . 1 THL, ACADEMIC mlpht comc to then1 1n the cou1sc ol lllkll h1gh school C'1l6Cl Put xe11s of hud studx 'md efilnest el fmt Ull then p ut h 1xe se1xed to m 1l1e then1 Ht Io1 llltllle xe.11s of st11te 'md pl 1nted fllHllX 111 then memo11es the Joxs 'md SOI 1oxxs ol thc11 school daxs Xnd so It IS xx1th deep 1eg1et that thex must noxx tll'xQ thelr dep'11'tu1e 1nd leaxc thc ficld bchmd them fOI less evcpeuenced IIIJUILIS xxhlle thex go onto the stage ot l11c to t1x then success as 3Ct01Q 1n that tn 1t 1 1st ol hum tn ch'11'1cte1s NIA? IOPIF PLA9lxFR '31 Keep Smiling 171 N111 smzlc 1111111 you rant sau a un You can smzlc llllfll you cannot be heard Il can snzzlc 1 11111 11 s cloudy oz H11 111 can smzle 111111117116 anyuhfre Th1s IS the cho1us of a song xx11tten bx A H Acklex 'md hoxx t1ue It 1s' When xxe go 1t 1 tssk xx1th a smlle and stalt w1ll mglv to xxo1k the Job seems much 938181 th1n xxhcn xxe g1umble and f1et OXQI ou1 hfud l11e 117111955 1nd a g1ouch axe just is cont ILJOLIQ 18 the me'1sles Ol mumps One felloxx mumbllnf 'it h1s Job miv get '111 the xxo1l1men 11ound h1m 1n the samc mood go let us not be the ones xx ho go about xxe111ng '1 sou1 look and a f1ovxn fo1 exelx thmg but let us 11the1 be happv and con tc 11ted 1nd checl up the Othel felloxx IDWARD PLASKFR '32 FFICHCISIIIP Xxhpit could be mo1e xxelcome th lll frlends t1ue f11ends xxho xx1ll '1lxx'1xs stftnd bx xou xxhethe1 It be 1n t1ouble Ol 111 x1cto1v But befo1e one Cin depend upon f11ends he hfis filst the t'lQk of miklllg, them Fx bemg klnd and thoughtful ot othe1s xou xx1ll NOOII n1e11t 1nd ILLCIXQ tl1e mme f11endlx tlQitITl9Ilt 110111 othc1s lt should be the 1mb1tl0H of exe1x schoolbox Ol jill to Xllll 1o1 hlY'IlNBlf the fIlQllfNlll of all l11s comp 11110118 xxhlle it school sm 1 1 Cl t hm s tlue sl 1nd bxs lll 1ll hls l.1IlCl6ltilxlI11IN CFINI' Q-XNDII The School Book Law Th1s blll latelx passed bx the Olegton leg1sl1tu1e IS 1 gxeflt IIIJUQULQ to the C 1tl1 o c t1xpaxe1s H xx lll lll llll count xxhe1e 111 men 'ue supposed to be f1ee 1nd equ1l czn such 1 thmg tzke pl 1cc If the Dl.lbllC schools xx1ll be p1 ox1ded xx1t11 f ee text books xxhx nt the p11x1tc schools 1ece1xe the s1me '1dx.1nt xge' Tl1e paxents of ch1ld1en ittendmg the C 1thol1c schools xx1ll pax taxes fO1 the books mst 'is xvell as the publlc school Lhlldlell s pu ents Then lt 18 only just and 11ght th it the DIIX '1te schools xxould obtaln 1169 text books Some people thlnk that lf the C'lthOl1C people xxlsh to 'lN'lll themselxes of th1s 1d x'1ntage they ought to send thell Lhlldlell to the Qtate schools If th1s xx ss do11e the State xxould haxe to hlle it least one 01 txxo mo1e tefichels and enl'11g5e then school bulldlngs 111 many places All th1s Qktll expense xvould tend to 13149 the taxes A It IQ manx d1Stl1CtQ '11e sho1t of funds F01 example Last summel 01 'mtumn thc COlld1tl0H of the school fund of '1 LClt'llll C1tV IH OIGKOII xx 19 so loxx th It a spec11l 1pp1op111t1on xx 1s necessfux to keep thc school Opell 101 a full te1m Th1s case should be taken to cou1t The s1me thlng hxppened 1n Lou1s1.1na and thc dec1s1on of the Unlted Qtstes Sup1emc f,OLlIt xx 19 lll f'1xo1 of the DIIX 1te schools The1efo1e xxe can be su1e the same dQLlQl0Il xxlll be glxen the p11x'1te schools of Olc gon MAX BOCI lx ll fx-jg:-' Page Fzffeen 1101034 12024 1014 1014 12014 11014 11011 11 10111412 1111 1111 1 1:11114 A , 1111 13 1113 2 -1411 131111 ' 'f '. 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U QI' lui la VN W lmlilii Piillhl- vi 410101 41 41 :ie 101070101 ri viotojoioi vioioioicsioioioioci 41 sg 41 41 414 1 41 1441 :o:oz44:4v1v14vi4nIojoio1oqp' 02:14 ---4----- T H E A C A D E M I C -4-4---- --- - -4-4-M Juniors Delmn Jenck Regzna Sander Ezelyn Tompkzns Elbert Lwnnzg Jzuzmor Class lifliszlozfy On September of 28 a gloup of seven would be students enteled the poltals of St Alphonsus Academy Thls was the ldlg est class that had eve1 entered the youn hxgh school As fxeshmen we wele no ex CEpt10H very gleen and fLl1I'llSh6d much amusement fox the upper classmen Our Sophomore year lolled by wlth sul prlsmg rapldlty fol we found It much mole pleasant than the plevlous year The usual soclal events were held dulxng the Page Szxteen veal and though ou1 class had dwlndlec down to thlee the Sophomoles H919 wel leplesented 1n eyely 3.C,tlY1ty As Junlols we haxe become especlallv plomlnent 1n school affaus We ale stll StllY1l12' f01 that goal whleh looked so fa 'IW my xx hen we enteled thlee yeals ago am 'ue WOllxll'1g dlllgently fol that gleat das th It ulll Gnd us gladuatlng' DILLVIN IENCK 32 ri 410101 xi 41 :ie 101010101 11 viotojoioi vioioioiojojoioioci 41 4: 41 41 4:01 41 41 41 iozoiozoxviericnicxioiojoqpfg Q , , , , , , 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4, I l ' ' S ' 6 , M g . . 0 ,,. - 4 Q , . . -4 Q Y 4 . , 4 .. i 4.4 4 I Uv u . 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A . 4 ,. 4 4. , , , , , , 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4, - ----- ---THE ACADEMIC'-I--'-----1'-----b-f Sophomores uw Q K ls! 2010 Ida Hwlzman Same Blase1 Wallace Edson 'llatzlda Sandez 2nd you bduard Plaskcz Mary Jacobs' 'liar Bozell Fllfn Edson Im Sander Sophomore Class Hrsztozrfy Not one of the nme freahmen who I6 polte fox SQIXICE m the fall of 1929 6291 lOlg0t the filst day of hlgh 'school The R619 at fimt ao much Cleek to moat ot But by haxd study ue maatered all of our subjects We were almoit cextam th at the UDDC1 clawmen had folgotten the mltlatlon but about Octobel 26 we were all mvlted to a llttle palty It xx 'wnt neal lx ms bad 'IQ we had expected and we were none the VOIQC fo1 the QXDQIIGIILO The leat of the 5611 passed amoothls Aftel OHJOYIHH the long xacatlon the en tue class of nlne agam aaeembled at Q Alphonsus Vke vsele non 11d of most mf t1merQ The tleahmen celtalnlx got theua thls seal The Sophomole class was feel mg full of authoutx and ueed It lQCkl9QQlX on the pool neucomela We haxe taken an actne palt ln both the gula and bow baaketball teams xxell 'N ll'l dlamatlm md other Qchool 'xc tlXltl9S PDVX -XRD PLASKEP Page Sezenteen r 'woe ' a 'awww A ,. Q fr ' E 'X X P . ,gn - .- - A , T ' , . . , 2 TS 'JV' I mx v n - 1: ,v I I u r 1 p ' . a - , 1 , 1 , A 1 . .. ' , . - Q- ' -1- 1 - . ' n 'v 4 - 1 ' y J, -1 O f 'r NX n n n an L I,- ' Q Q v ' w T v 1 y 1. . ' . . . 1 new subjects, mainly Algebra and Latin the greenness, and started in like old- v - 1 - U , 1. ' ' 'Q . ' V U '- W llS,,, v 1 v v K l -rv 1 Q' Q YC K1 - z '- .. . ' ' ' . l Y n 1 , v v 4 v n ' ' 1 ' : ' ' '. '.. ' '- ,'. '.' . .,as . ..' . ' . ' ' ' .'-.1 '. .- ' . ' . . Y '. t, '33 I , , PQ0l010Q0Q0QI Pl Pllilibl bl D151 Pi PlUlllQ P101 Pidllillblfil 71 P101 D10l4li0i010I0i4 -0-0-M T H E A C A D E M I C ------------ Freshmen lst mu Lennazd Jenck llazgczzcf Hafltzns 7f11znSa11de2 Ieanetff Elms Albert Odelmlt Genezzeze Ezezs Elsze Weber 2nd zfu Theodore Benzs llcdtlme Stwlz 1117118 Plasite: -lanes lIr'N aughtnn Frank Portman Freshmen Class Hr story On September the second fourteen fresh men Cl0Vvdll'1g, pushing talking and laugh mg cllmbed the steps of St Alphonsus m Hxgh School for the first tlme IH our young llves and were celebratlng the event bv our nolse The first member to leave our merry group was Murllne Saar The number was agaln dlmmxshed by the droppmg out of one of our best basket ball players Esther LaChance On Thursday October 30th the Fresh men were assembled bllndfolded and ln ltlated Last but not least we were told Page Ezghfeen by the upper classmates that we were to wear green tles f0l a week Alas' the time passed all too slow lv pomt of numbers ovel all the others Bv placmg three playels on the bovs basket ball team and two on the girls team this class has proved its athletlc '1b1l1tv We all hope that thxee years flom now we wlll stlll be togethel to brlng success fully to a finlsh our school years and to venture forth 1nto that l1fe bevond g'l'idl1 l t1on MARGARET WATKINIS 34 1- A w': ' ' ,. 1 r , ,1 nf O I . , ' - . 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Q ,. rioiuirioioieioievilrjojanieuicnioioicviuviariericnicvicrjunicri linda THE ACADEMIC stable object and be left behlnd dangllng ui mld all' P001 MaXlmlllldUl Thele would be some moanlng and gloan lng among the clew and passengels lf no chet wele engaged dullng translt so Bud Jenck Wlll S6129 ln that capaclty He wlll don the whlte cap and RDIOH to DIOYQ hls cullnaly art by settlng, before the com pany dllntles such as wlll lcclalm the xel aclty of hls leputatlon when the tlnle comes Imaglne Bud enwlapped ln an enol mous whlte apron hls dllk eyes twlnkllng out beneath the headgesl and a look of sltlsfactlon oelspleadlng hlS lotund coun tenance The maln reason Bud wlll get all the tlade ls because thele wlll be no compc tltlon The other reason IS that SUSIE Blas GI got hel appllcatlon ln first and the man agement aftel laylng eyes upon hel au tomatlcallv ellmlnated all othel IDQUIIQIS for the job as waltless Do vou remembel the rhyme Suqal and spzce and everythzng mee Thats what llttle gzlls are made of Well that applles very approprlately to Susle wlth a few extra dashes of SDILC thrown ln for good measure She certalllly wlll be an ald to the dlgestlon Margaret Watklns IS all pepped up about the Journey as she IS Wlth any novelty and of course she must try everythlng once She lmmedlately gets lnto mlschlef by don nlng a parachute and gettlng the mole tlmld passengers lnto a fidgety condltlon Iso sprlng mode ever took as fast as that one fOl they lmmedlately demanded all safety dewlces axallable It takes Margle to start a rlot Doctor' Oh doctor' On the dlvan lles Elsle Weber She has lost all hel color slmply because none of It came out of a box Her rumpled llght brown hair makes deslgns on the plllow behlnd her and the usually Wlde awake blue eyes are tlghtly shut The llttle busybody hes suplne at last due to the shock of the posslblllty of dan ger Over her bends a sombre clothed figure and by hls slde stands a llttle black bag Thls IS the shlps doctor as perhaps you have guessed and hls sobrlquet IS John Page Tu enfy Slllfltl No glll howexcl lll she mlb bc would object to Doc Slndel tflklnl, hel pulse She nllght even glve hlm hel healt Ll ltls lnd XVlthOl,lt leglets Then thele IS Ellen Ldson the Wleldel of the qlllll Alleldy she IS scratchlng, thlngs upon the log book iXh1Cl l ln lltel wells mav DIONG the luthentlclty of Olll tllp lf 11150119 should delgn to doubt oul wold Desplte the hubbub lbout hlm Delvln Jenck IS paltlklng ot hls fawollte psstlmc whlch ls dozlng wlth hls head IH hls alms ln complete lndlffelence to hls sullound lngs Llttle Ted Belns SLUIIIQS thlough the mob Wlth a pltchel of w ltel and iLL1Clf-Jllt llly mu, be on pulpose puts a dampel on D6lXlH s enjoyment of llfe Ted s paltlculll one leg IS longel th ln the othel because he can go thlough lt least half ot hls llfe 1 llttle tallel Ieo Slndel 15 Just lnothel blond ln the llxes of hls schoolmltes but by the mlnnel IH XXl1lCl'l he d6YOI.l1S Latln the dead lan guage wlll nexel take eH'ect upon hls SlZLl1dS body Pelhaps he cln lnterplet f0l us ll we should happen to find lnhabltants upon the planet of DO AS YOU PLEASE For a pastlme Albelt Odekllk dellwels QIOLGIIGS after school In departlng from thls ealth he also hopes to leaxe h1S Job behlnd but not hls blcycle He may wallt to go some place when he al rlves Gene Sandel IS all enthuslasm slmpls because Undelwood No 5 IS belng left be hlnd She wlll be ln hel gloly lf she can find dlamond llngs ful colts and llttle led loadstels 'ls sllpeliluous IS dust OXQI the land Exery week end Ida Hulllman goes honle to Clowerdale but thls IS an exceptlon IU deed Ida IS a Smalt llttle glll and f0l hel to attend school IS a waste of tlme She IS vely glad to break the pllson walls fol once and thus escape flom her books Cupe Sander keeps everybody ln a con tlnual state of sulpllse mlrth and chaglm by her capllclousness We cant lease hel behlnd and so the only 'llternatlye IS that she must come along Jeanette and Cenevleve Evers ale con st lntlv awaltlng lettels from home fslth Io'o in 1 ' 2 , r F ' ' . . 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THE AC fflthel DIXIQ Mls Denton xxould haxe fol lox-4211 hlm He plomlsed hel th it he xxould help hel find hel son Jxck xx ls noxx IH the cltx ot lNexx YOIRX Thlough ln 'ltqualntance he became t flllxted xxlth the Stxr Ploductlon Com p lnx He xx lb glx en small loles and seemed to be ldx intlng' but stlll he xxas not hlp px Hls tonsclente toltuled hlm and mldc hlm mlsel lble The filst hop s of success came to hlm xxhen he xxas glxen the pllt of a plodlgxl son He felt th It thls xvould be the crlsls fOl hlm He xxould make a blg, hlt OI fall The Plodlgll xxent splendldly xxlth Jack Denton qulte a featxlle Befole the cultllll xxent doxxn on the last scene thc plodlgal son was to slng D611 Ilttle Nlothel of Mlne As Jltk tulned and hls oxxn mothel H one exel hld At thc doxxn ln teals Thele xxas no end of applause and Jxck Denton beclme a stal ln one nlght Hoxx happv hc must be thought the people of lwexx 'lolk Yet he had nexer been so unhappv He left the studlo lmmedlfltelx to get 'lxxax flom the cloxxd xx ho xxould come to congl atulatc hlm -Ks he stepped out of the room he came face to face xxlth the flall xxoman who had lemlnded hlm so of hls m0th81 ngule so much llke sang the song 'ls no last phrase he bloke Jack' she xxhlspered Iack Then ht knexx It xxas hls mothel' He knelt 'lt hel feet and xxept 'ls though hls healt xxould bleak lolglxe me Mothel xxas all he could sax 'Noxx he had reached the helght of glorx not onlx ln hls c :leer but also ln hls pllxate llfe He had legalned the dearest prlze ll all the xxorld hls mother SUSIE BLASER 53 Anvbodx here feel sobby Hele s a pal 1 chute lf xou are for returnlng home Mmmm' thls sounds as lf lt ought to strllxe you dlffelently Mavbe you ll xxalt to throw all palachutes overboard Page Tuenty tzto 714 21 P14 ii' A D E M I C ON THE BUM AGAIN The IIOOIQ of thc LUUIIS ol xxlstltc opcntd lnd out stepped 1 man He looked lbout h m xxlth open-extd xxondel upon tht bud dlnp tlees blthed hx the bllllllllt sun ot fl nexx boln spllng He xxas '1 mln xxho hid spent txxentx SIIITIITICIS ln the opcn and txxtntx VSIIIIOIS un 91 the Ifllttlll ll jllllflllltt i L e I the state xxhlch fed and clothed hlm xx lth no obllgxtlon on hls palt H xx ts tx plc ll of lll hls clln though hls tlothcs xxclc het tel than the 'INQI lge plobflblx due to the fact that he had been protected flom tht xxexthel the l lst fexx months On th s b115Iht molnlng hls flce xx ts smooth sh lxen IIls sm lll IIUITIOIOLIS ex cs xx ele set closelx lboxc the nose that xx'1s decldedlx not leachlng fOI the moon TILI9 hls mouth xx IS xxellx and hls lemalnlng teeth though kept IH tondltlon by the SIIITIITICIH hlld lltlons xxele toblcco st llned Stlll thele xx IS some thlng xbout hlm xxhlch clled Pi-31S01 lll t Hls xx as '1 qu llnt phllosophx He stletched l17x alms to the skx It IS tlme I stalted buslness I feel llke xxolk mg tod'lx I xxondel hoxx manx ladles 'lle spllng house cleanlng. Ill lust take '1 stloll alound 'md see xxho IS the best cook h mused Qloxxlx he xxalked the StIG8tS of the xll lapse xxlth hls nostrlls d1St6HdCd ln sealch of appetlzlng odors Ah' thls sults me and to the axerage blg DLIQIFIQQQ man It xxould mean nothlngz But Olll helo kllex xxhat he was talklng about Conhdently he flstended the steps of back polch and knocked 'lt thc dool -X dl rnlnutlxe ladx IH pmk ansxxeled hls sum mons and at hls ewlnest plea fol xxolk shi set hlm to xxashlnp., xxlndoxxs One doll ll and a very laxlsh handout xxele the lesults of hls new lease on ambltlon Thele xxele a fexx more days of thls klnd of lX01lx l10llI1fl the xlllage and he decided to depalt fol nexx scenes of actlon Wlth sex en dollars ln hls pocket and much hope for better financlal condltlons ln hls healt he lmposed on the nealest lall load companv tlll he came to xx hat appealed to hlm to be a plospeloxxs and lestful falm Here he staxed untll he could no longel rg 1301031 Dir? 1011111 vi li vi mini: 10101 103 Ii 11301 1 i 1 1 '11 '2 K ' 2 ' I , 'I. 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VQUQUQUQQQ1 in HIQQH lm Qlilitfl OQ4 7Q4i0Q0Q47-OQY l YQ-7,1 THE ACADEMIC btr the muxlnrum amount of food for e mrnrmum imount of work whrch he 1,lllClf.,lI1Q.,lX gaxe to hrs employer In the mrdst of one afternoons work rn the hxyfield when the days could no longer be crlled by that refreshrng term tool md breezy he dropped to the ground md wrped the persprratron from hrs heated brow Wh rt could be nrcer than to have 1 quret 'rlternoon nap rn the shade of a shelttrrng tree he thought So qurte 1m promptu he left the field of labor rn fa xor of the more pleas rnt pastlme of dorng nothrng Durrng the remainder of the summer months hrs condrtron was entrrely unprarse xx orthv Hrs clothes no longer had that look of refined orderllness whrch they had boasted rn early sprrng In hls eyes there was '1 look of drscontent He became qurte tlred of tramplng muddy country roads md of berng turned away by rmpatlent housewrxes He woke up one mornrng wrth a look of patrent expectancy on hrs unshaven fea tures He roamed about and succeeded rn begglng a few meals but he worked no more for rf you had asked h1m he should haxe sard It rs too cold to work Why work when one may The days dragged out 'md rn sprte of hrs bummrng wrth a purpose he seemed to have no results Flnallv one cold frosty mght the answer to hrs prayer came to h1m He was lying on a park bench really asleep when he was rudely awakened bv fr polrceman What 'ire you dorng here the DOIICL man demanded Tell rt to the Judge Youll get su: months for thrs Hurrah' sard the tramp whrch ln other words really meant Amen' MARJORIE PLASKER 31 VS ell he dld xxhat he pleased anyway Heres A Sojourn IH Mexrco not that we are really gorng there You know better of course A SOJOURN IN MEXICO As Larry Trlbert came home from the Pulton College where he was a student he notrced a letter rn the mall box Takrng rt out he examrned rt sayrng to hrmself Ah a letter from John In hrs room he opened t So he wants me to come to Mexrco to help h1m look for some lost Mayan temple Whats thrs See 1f you can get Professor Wrllrams to come Say Ill bet you couldn t hold hrm back wrth a two rnch rope rf hc hears about thrs Larry fretted through the final month of college meanwhrle preparrng for the long hrke and gorng mto conferences wrth Pro fessor WllllHmS the teacher' of Ancrent Hrstory and Archeology The day after school closed found Larry and the Professor boardlng a tram for Key West After a week of traxel they reached the southernmost crty rn the Unrted States and took passage on a small tramp steamer that ry s frrend was manager of a banana warc house As he boat neared the dock they could see John anxrousls scannlng the boat for hls frrends He looked lrke a grant among the short heaxrly burlt Mayans Im surely glad you came Professor It wouldnt seem real rf we went on an ad xenture wrthout you sard John happllx as they started walkrng up the narrow street after the first greetrngs About two blocks from the dock was the companvs office where John llxed ln th upper storv It was a large square brown whrte In the back enormous mangroxe tree whrch made the large house look lrke a small bungalow The small town had only one street on whrch there was a general store and a few bungalows where the whrte men who worked rn the warehouse lrved After a hearty supper for the boat had arrrxed late rn the afternoon John sent the Mayan houseboy on a long errand W hen he had left the secretarv brought a large envelope Thls rs a map of the route well take explamed John now see that heaxy lrne' burldlng trrmmed rn of the house was an Page Twenty three C0Q4llUQlri ll lllhihi IQ YQUC 'i0Q1lQ4Pl1lQ4PQ4bl1!l0Q0Q0Q4! . f -' 4 C K 'I ' . 1 v 1 v . 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I -I I . v l 09 I I n , I II I I I I I I I II I I I I I I I I I I Ijwrq funn C11 sho1t slumbu In a hldden pocket e Jungle just off the tl 111 Oh PIOf6SSOl dont look so glum We ll see that temple yet only walt t1ll next yen consoled II11y Iohn gI1nned 'Ind sud VI ell I guess ou1 bIg temple hunt IS I flat t11e Iets stut fOl c1xIl1zatIon Put wcll be hele Ig 1111 MAX BOCLK 53 l'Ilot stIa1ght ahe Id I don t thlnk any of llN ue thInk1ng twlce of golng to MCXI Wow f0I 1 llttle I1Ish Vklt flom a Dutch man KPSS6' THE BOUNTIFUL IRISHMAN Oh for Petes sake' Hele It IS almost nI11e oclock and Im supposed to hawe I1 story handed In befole I leaye the class Ioom tonlght sald Tom Arnold xery dls mzlly to h1s Ioommate Iack O Keefe Tom was a we1y SCYIOUS mlnded Sen1o1 wh1le Jack was a youal 0X6ISl76d Freshman xe1y much und1stu1bed by the requ11ements ot a Senlors work He was not sule whethe1 hed eye1 get to be a Sen1o1 anyway Well why tell me sald Jack Do you expect me to wr1te 'I story fo1 you Im not as dumb as that repl1ed Ton1 If I exe1 see the tlme when you a1e able to accompllsh anythlng worthwhlle Ill su1ely IGCGIYQ the sulprlse of my llfe Well well maybe I can help the gxeat w1Ite1 by g1v1ng h1m an Idea of some S0lt Now there are a lot of thmgs vou could wr1te about Take for Instance somethmg 1omant1c where the hero IQSCUQS the hero Ine and they IINQ happ1ly ever after By the w ay that Iemlnds me can I b01 IOVV your new tle for tOIllght9 Now of COUISG there are many other thmgs you could w11te about why the world IS Just full of wonde1ful subjects to Wflte 011 lust gaze Intently on the thlngs around you and youll soon ICCSIYE an Idea Hey what was that saIl1ng past my face Dont get so exclted Fatty' That was only you1 shoe Too bad I dldnt a1m a l1t tle bette1 Now clear out of hele and let me thmk' Oh well I guess my 3dV1C6 Isnt so wel P11 come hele but lust 1 few pI1tIng NXOICIS befo1e I toddle on to my cl Isscs Just take me as an examplc of bount1ful knowledge Xeah XOUI knowledge IS Is bount1ful 'Is the hall on 1 bald head Now beat It 01 youll find I couple of mole shoes sul Ing 3lOllIld hele Th Ink gosh hes gonc Now' Ixe got Ibout flye mlnutes to thI11k of an Idea fO1 I sto1y If I don t haye that story bv fou1 Ill lose some cIed1t In I4ng l1sh O1 Ill have to st Iy In tIll I do get one Ah Ive got In Idea for my stoIy and won t P01ky be su1p11sed when he leaxns what It s about' That afte1noon Jack was back In hs loom comfo1t'1bly sp1awled out In a Chall befo1e the flle endeaxo11ng to do some study Ing Well I guess Tom IS st1ll wrIt Ing hls St0ly Its too bad he hasnt got the 1ngenu1ty th It I haye VI hy thIngs lIke that dont H0115 me Hm whos com1ng Well well how come the great storv wrIter IS home so e11lw Well I just took some of youl adxlce and gazed Ibout for an Idea and of course 'Ill I could see w is VOU1 bountlful fIgu1e and all I could heal was your bount1ful ad WICC wh1ch accounts for the greatest story I exer VSlOtQ LITICIQI the t1tle of The Boun tIful Ir1shman CARL BENSCHEIDT Maybe the sto1k mlsplaced h1m ACC1 dents wIll happen Llly s Scal Now I wonde1 If that 1 the 1GSUIt of an Ippend1c1tIs opelatlon 099549 LILY S SCAR One d xy about the mlddle of sp11ng I Ily Hall lay In her whlte flowex filled hospltal Ioom th1nk1ng He1 shoxt black han was held back w1th a narrow Ied 11bbon and he1 blg black eyes twlnkled out from be neath the bandages Just as melllly IS they had before that te111ble nlght a week ago Her fiance I4e1d1n'1nd Tryno had become drunk for the first t1me slnce then engage ment and Ll'1ShEd through the lalllng of the lN1gge1s Slough br1dge the Iesult of wh1ch found Illx In the hospltal wlth a badly cut face and a broken leg and Ferdv as he was called buymg another Page Tuenty ,me 10194101011 THE AC '11 exldently to take a little blond gnl rom the othel slde of town out fo1 a good tlme unt1l Llly should emerge from the hospltal and they should be malrled The flowers were from Rlchard Dale a lifelong frlend of hels who had loved her md expected to marry her untll Ferdy had come along and swept her off her feet ln a XVhlI'lVSll ld courtshlp secullng her p1 omlse to mal ry hlm the fifteenth of June Rlchaxd was tall hght complexloned wxth broad shoulders and crmkly blond han Just the opposite of Ferdy who was shm and dark w1th sleepy black eyes that were always half velled by hls lxds But to leturn to L1ly lNow I wonder why doesn t Ferdy come to see me? Why doesnt he at least send some flowers? Why does Rlchard do lt all come and see me send me flowers and candy books and l1ttle blts of gosslp about the rest of the bunch? So ran the current of Lxlys thoughts I rather thmk I love Rlchard more than I do Ferdy and I thlnk he would make a better husband too Ill find out If Ferdy does loxe me as much as he says he does She pulled the beaded cord whlch hung by her bedslde and a whlte gowned nurse entered Call Columbla 159 and tell Mr Tryno to come up xn two hours The doctor sald I could remove these bandages any txme I wanted to I bellewe that I w1ll have an unpleasant surprlse for Ferdy when he ar IIVCS Exactly two hours later Ferdy came 1nto the room and hastened to Llly s bedslde Well what do you want me for? Dont you know that hospltals make me 1ll? l1e rsked petulantly The doctor sald that I could take these bandages off whenever I wanted to now and I thought you would want to be hele when I d1d She soothed hmm as she would have a chlld The nurse began unwrapplng the strlps of gauze whlch covered the glrls face As the last one came off Ferdy gasped and over hls face spread a look of horror and dlsgust A long Jagged scar ran from hex r1ght temple down to the tip of her chm completely rummg the beauty of her face Do I look as terrlble as all that? she querled anxlously Page Twenty szx ADEMIC lrVOISel Why why you cant be maI ned wlth that hor11ble- he broke off Well how else can I be mulled? O1 do you want to break the engagement? she asked coldly That seems to be the only way out' lfexdy saw a straw and g1asped lt eagerly Vely well Here IS your 11ng Now please go because I want to sleep The man hastened out glad to be flee though he regretted the loss of Lllys money XKl'llCh he had been fanly sule would soon be hls But he thought what else could I do? One cannot lntroduce such .1 horrld face to ones frxends as ones wlfe Half way down the hall he met Rlchald comlng up told h1m the news and went calmly on Why the beastly brute' thought Rlch ard angrlly Desertmg poor Llly l1ke that' I could beat him up and engoy It thorough He ran up the stalrs and xnto her room L1ly my poor darllng and down he went on h1s knees bes1de her bed Lllys eyes opened wlde wlth surpr1se and a the cause of hls grlef dawned upon her she laughed Why Rlchard s xt s only grease pamt she gasped shakmg wlth laughter I Just palnted thls scar on that he was very shallow mdeed I am now no longer engaged to h1m Then then w1ll you marry me? he asked hardly darlng to hope Yes When? breathlessly Anv tlme you say so Tomorrow? Oh thats too soon' No 0bJ6Ct10I1S young lady he Sdld as he klssed hel happlly You ve had me down ln the dumps for a month now and I pos ltlvely wxll not let you push me back 1n agaln Besldes didnt you Just get through saylng that you would marry me any tlme I saxd so? outrxght what are you laughmg a ? was puzzled to sound out Ferdy and I found ELLEN EDSON 33 Oh dear' fslghb Such IS the course of true love Aha' Thls IS the sequel perhaps It looks as 1f they had been marrled several years 1 11f11o1o1o:c11o1aI1o:41:e134 :oc J If-If 11110111011 11111121111 C I- -' -' 1 1 1 ' ' - U 1 1 1 If ' -I- n Q l 1 1 Q. v' 1. y, . . ' 0 it 1 u Q' 1 Y 7 K n ' I. ' 1. 1 7' I . . , . - ' , , u 11 , I I . . ' 1 1 I I1 1 . ' 1 I , . I x U ' 1 ' -' 1 . . , . . . . .. ,, ' ' I , ' I , ' 1 . K - 1 1 . I . . - . . , , , II '. I y . . . . Y 1 - , ' - , ' u 11 u . , I I I . , , I . . ' . I 1 1 - V . - . . . . , . , . ,, . I . 1 I VI . 5 1 44 1 , 1 U - - 1 1 1 1 1 - ' as 11 ' I , , . ' 1 . 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THE ACADEMIC, OID RAZOR BI ADES HLQU I led WFII h Ilo C iptun hem ue Sou II IX Ixcnt sun you Im I long tl Thus -poke txxo utlvens 15 thex met m un t of ChILlj,.,O Thex xxele clusul lllllti xull mpeulllx to be 111 ls SL h lglL1t utw It could lei 1V su I tlIexLI11nI11 XII II I1 1mQ oi ml Ihlllgs uut NU good went on the one Iwxu IJ lxe been out 0 walk lm nenlw two xxegks md you kn w I I Int Iffmd to loaf 'mound Gee Ixe got I xxull Idefz im nmlung I llttle monex IIIIII hui thu Ldp1tIl XX ouldut 1 fl much Llthtll in Ibout '1 hundred bucks, Ind It those lITlbltlOllS worde vs lb all e us Ind hfwtemd to agk Just hon legltx mltg IN thlN j.fLt11Chfl1ll1C1x scheme 01 muh The C Iptun Iumped at hls Nou got my money' he asked eigu s hen XOUI pl HISYKCIQL Ile ex Isnely Tell you what well do come up to mx iIJlltmLHtq 'Ind Ill let you m on om of the but llttle schemes fo1 makmg monev th It uex dlew '1 headllne and Ixe pulled sonu mlghtx good Jobs In my dfu tulned the Lzptun At thls he led Pled to hls Ioom on the thud H001 of 1 duty looklmr blllldlllfl xxlth the Qlgn Hotel Qmngmg on uwtx h1rIgeQ that hid seen bettel dfiya At the end of 'I half houl the Clptun had d1VLIlg'6d hm ouglndl but nom pl1L Ited 1de'1 ot makmg Qome eaQy monew and Bled came to the LOHCILISIOH It xx 18 no Job fox 1 man xxlth 901 upleQ But xxh lt dld he Luc It waQ e1the1 get money O1 go hungrv Thele nas no xltexnatlve VI all IGQLIYHQCI the C1pt'11n what do xou thmk of It Its 'Ill upzht but fox one thmg .1 suezcd Iled What fs th'1t the Captam asked YK ell I dont llke the ldefz of mv h umg to put up the hundl ed doll 119 I guess that s whits expected of me HH t lt xmtlx lcphed the Cfzptun You flllI'l1Qh the mones and I fulmsh the bmms Vlhfit mo1e do you want AQ fO1 tuwtmg me xxlth the monev vou know you can do thIt You lumembel that deal Im pulled oil xxlth thu lumbu Lompmx list I ill dont xou' Dld I double LIOSS xou then' No bll xou gm depgnd on mc he fimshed vslth much emph ms It lsn t th It I dont tlust you went on lcd but whit 11 the thlllj, Shoul II xsmk xxhxt then P th It s he nh mae we t Ike Ind the C Iptun li the lob dont vxoxk you lose XOUI monu I hundled btlllf, md I lose mx xdludble Ieputatlon md aln lllll the llxk oi spendlng SIX months In the utv Jul fm UWIHQ to get monex undm ixlse pretenses '30 xou s e lts ibout fittx fiftx DIOIJOSIUOH IS t It Xu I gume xou IL 115.ht Iglud Iled VK hen do we start? 'Ihats the 'iplllt letulned the Czp tun Vkell stfut lIDIT1Ld1'it0lX It would be bettel lf xou xxele not Qeen xxlth me untll the Iob 19 OXQI Hou dont pl ix soux part 101 some tlme set im xx xv Ill st 15 at the hotel 'md xou get .4 loom oxel on thlrty second Qtleet Ixhele xou staxed last time Then Ill lmoxx xxhele xou 18 at md when the non N hot Ill tlp xou off and we ll col lent Py the xx xy Ill need those hundled b8Il16b Alught hue xou ue and Fled stuffed I 1011 of bllls 111 the C iDtdlI1S h'1nd S long and Iled was gone Aftel thI5 the C'1pt11n set to vsolk 1m medlxtelx He fimt Ixent to the offmes of xexeml leldmg neuspxpens and put ln an idX6lt1S9ITl9I1t that lead somethmg like thls Ally Amount of old II 1201 Bl Ides Bought XXIII pfu 9' Cents I Dozen Lung to houm 30 Delmole Hotel The folloxxmg day the Cfiptam chuckled Is he mid hw ddxextlsement In one of the plpelb Nou f01 the lun he qdld to hllll sgli FOI the next ten dfiw ou1 fr lend vsdb I xuv busy mm bunny: 1 1201 bl Ides They L Ime bw the th0us'mdQ 111 bags boxeq and tm mm Linh Ind exelx one um bought nom Ixem tulned down -Xftel the thud d xx the C iptuu declded he h'1d bettel be gm xxolklng on hm llttle scheme flom an Imthu 'angle lLL01dlI11IlX when he went to d1I'll1El th It dm he walked OXQI to the Llelkb desk Ind dellbel Itelx enteled lnto COI1XCl9'itl0Il xxlth hlm The clelk new an Page Tucnty be zen 101 ' 1 . 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O6 0 D L p i 0 1101011 njojoiuzozoiojozozozf Q D4 :if jojoioiojojojni rjojojojoioioif 10101- 6:1014 11011 ioZ0iuio1ui1r:1 11ri1ri1rioIoj1r14vI4rjo11v14ri0j1s10C 9:9 THE ACADEMIC ol man known for hrs mrserly habrts and thrs part of the crty yyas referred to as that Old Mrser Say what s all thrs crazy busrness you re tarryrng on upsta1rs asked the ancrent gentleman wxth a suspxcrous look rn hrs eyes Lrsten the Captarn confidentrally re plred as he tactfully loyyered hrs yorce You see Im l!OI'klHg on an lnyentron thats go mg to be yyorth mrllrons All I need to com plete rt rs plenty of razor blades So Im buyrng rll I un get hold of but I cant seem to get enough Tomorroyy the Cap tam spoke almost ln a yyhrsper I m gorng to pay four trmes as much for blades To morroyy Ill pay ten cents a dozen That ought to brrng them hadnt rt lreah agreed the clerk wrshrng he had 1 car load to sell to thrs brg hearted gentle man to whom money eyrdently meant noth mg rn hrs desrre to complete hrs rnyentron Well I must get my dmner sard the Cfrptarn and he yyas off leayrng the old clerk wrth hrs mouth open rn astonrshment wonderrng what klnd of a fool rnyentron called for such an odd artrcle as razor blades After drnner the Captarn hastrlv p raked eyery 1 rzor blade rnto the large surt case and qurckly slrpped out the back en trance unobseryed The surtcase was much too heayy so he called a taxr and went rt once to hrs partners apartments Here he left hrs heayy load and returned to hrs own rooms Arrryrng at hrs hotel he told the clerk he was gorng out for the eyenmg and rf any one should come wrth blades to tell them he yy ould see them rn the mornrng He walked oyer to Freds apartment Back already asked Fred 'Ieah answered the Captarn somewhat neryously Hell wart txll about ten oclock sug gested Fred then Ill do my stuff At ten Fred took the heayy surtcase and after summonlng a taycr droye to the Captarns hotel Is the man who buys razor blades here he asked the old mrser Why drd you yyant to see h1m re turned the mrser Xes I haye quxte a number of blades to sell sard Fred The old mrsers eyes hone lrke fire as he thought of a plan where he could buy these blades and re Page Twenty czght sell them rn the mornrng to the rnyentor He remembered these words Ill prv four trmes as much for tomorroyvs blades The buyer rsnt rn but he gaye me rn str uctrons to buy any blades that came rn for hrm lred the old man Ill haye to haye Iiye cents a dozen for these Fred replred Alrrght Hye cents a dozen answered the old mrser boldly Fred took a pencrl and paper from hrs yest pocket and after twentv mrnutes of flgurrng and countrng the old man follow rng closely found he had exactly tyyo hun dred dollars yyorth of blades whereupon the mrser brought forth a large bundle of green backs fondlrng them lrke a baby yyould a new toy counted out the sum of tyyo hundred and handed them to Fred Fred pocketed the brlls and yvrth a muttered Thank you hurrred off Feelrng qulte pleased the mrser care a good buy rt was In hrs own room up stairs he sat down and began to talk to hrmself Of course I probably could haye bought the blades for two and a half cents a doz en but the poor fool mrght haye got sus prcrous and wanted to sell them to the rn yentor hrmself Well Im strll makrng good money on them anvway At these last few words he dozed off to sleep The next day came and went and the razor blades were strll uncalled for Im begrnnrng to thmk those razor blades are a fake It s about trme Im get tmg wrse to myself was hrs final con clusron MATILDA SANDER 33 Drsappomtment' There was no cuttrng of throats after all From the yyay thrs one starts outl sounds lrke busrness -as-sc-. CATCHING THE THIEF One beautrful day 'Vlary Lee was walk rng down Broadway when a yorce com manded from behrnd Strck em up and not a yap out of you or Ill blow you to kmgdom come She was too frrghtened to yell so drd as she was told VI 1th another vxnxoxoxoxoxoxe 1111 14 :nina fx:-101411 141 rx I1 14111 14 . 1 .Q . 0 v I D 1 . Q ' ' 1 1 1 L , , I . . ' ' . ' v . . . , , u r 2 . v ., u - n - y an as . , Y ' . ' V ' U ' ' ' v ' - . r 1 H -Q . . ,, . ' . . . . . . .1 . ,, . r Y , . , y ll , v v v Q u - sy ' ' n ' 1 1 ' ' y 1 ' v ' U U ' v 1 1 7' v ' 7 J ' , v . . v . , . . .1 v a , v v . . . y v. l bl , . . v I 1 s n ' , Q v . v v - 1 .1 ' ' w Y ' v ' H ' ' v . v .. I - , , ua' v ' v r ' I v I 9 ' , - v - n Y , V 1 - v no ' H . . .' ' , v r - 1 I . . 1 - . . I . . v' v Q u , rl ' . 1 - . . .S . . . v . , , , . H . 4 . . , V 44 v , - rv ' ' , - - , . , , fully lard the blades away, thrnkrng what C L I. V v v 1 ' . - Q. . . . . 7 x 3 ' 1' v v l . . . 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' n , f B . 11 we 211 E11 IP Cu De U E11 E Q fu: c mma d the thref ordered her to remoye amond rrng and pearl necklace When he had secured her valuables worth one thousand dollars the crook wrthdrew qurclf ly Into the crowd and was lost to her srght Mary was the only daughter of a werlthy Jewelry mfrn In New York She was consrdered the most beautrful grrl In the state wrth her waxy golden harr blue eyes Ind slcnder form Shc rmmedrately Informed the polrce and grxe thcm a descrrptron of the man of rerrng a rcw rrd of S500 When she reached home she told her father all that had hap pened Her father drdnt care about the loss of the Jewelry but he drd want the thref brought to Justrce I wrll do eyery thrng rn my power to brrng hrm to ar rest he assured hrs daughter Sexeral days passed and the polrce brought In seyeral suspects but none proved to be the rrght one Mary drd not remarn at home just because she had been robbed but went out as usual howeyer she was more careful rn wearrng jewelry One day after she had been to the polrce statron she met an old grrl frrend Peggy Wrnters who had just come to New York from Vermont on a yrsrt Mary Invrted her to spend the nrght wrth her That eyenrng w hrle they were dressrng for drnner Peggy showed Marv a pearl necklace her fiance Ired Prrce had gryen her about a week before Isnt It just loyelv Peggy? Mary no trced the clasp on rt It was exactly lrkc the one on her stolen necklace Her father had had lt made to order for her Of course there could be another lrke It Later Peggy showed her frrend her engagement rrng Mary thought to herself It surely looks lrke the one that was stolen from me Peggy you re certarnlv fortunate to haye such a rrch fiance because you never drd hare much Yes Fred rs good to me He has been workrng here In New York and IS makrng brg wages hes a real estate agent or somethrng lrke that He stays here so I came to vrsrt hrm over the week end' Peggy how would you lrke to brrng hrm to drnner here tomorrow 'I I ll grve one Just for vou two That wrll be splendrd Mary Thank you so much The next day Mary was busy makrng preparatrons for her drnner but all day her thoughts were occupred wrth a rrng and pearl necklace and a thref wrth mustache That nrght when her guests ar rryed 'Vlary easlly recognrzed In Peggy s fiance the thref who had held her up She turned whrte Why drd It haye to be her dearest frrend s Intended husband? Fred recognrzed her too but thought she drd not know hrm because on the nrght of the robbery he had trred to conceal hrs features Mary took them to the drnrng room and pretended that nothrng had happened Dur mg the course of the meal she slrpped away under the pretense of lookrng 'rtter the dessert She had notrced that Fred seemed uneasy and so thought she had bet ter telephone the polrce before he had a chance to escape She went back to her guests and pro ceeded to entertarn them wrth lrght talk Suddenly the gong of the polrce car broke rnto the strllness of the eyenmg and Fred realrzrng what had happened made a dash for the door He succeeded rn breakrng away from Mary who trred to detaln hrm but was caught by the polrce as he was runnrng down the street Mary explained everythrng to Peggy who thanked her gratefully She also gaye her the reward and let her keep the Jewelry Peggy rs now happrly marrred to a cousrn of Mary s ELVIRA BERINS '31 That was actron' Oh' Oh' So sad ' SUICIDE A short stout dark complexroned man stood rn front of the U S Nlatronal Bank Burldrng rn New York He was neatly dressed clean shayen and altogether a nrce young gentleman Just rn the sunrrse of lrfe A look of drstress was on hrs face Presently he started away utterrng the phrase everyone utters when he has farled rn a test on whrch the happrness of hrs Page Tuerrty mm' Viiilii 10134 l.011 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 I - 7 Y r r r nn v . 4 4 . - - -4 . 1 ' ' ,,, . 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D 4' THE AC tune depended NN h'1t '1 tool I mide 01 riuselr Thls p iltlllll 11 mm s name xx lb Lhules Clbbx bettel known fm Chuck XX hen txxentx one he h1d mhellted 'lp pxommxtelx one mllllon dollus 110m m uncle Then he thought he could h ue 1 good tlme In thug wus lt xx ls gone. -Xgqun t the adxue ot hxs imulx md iuends he h ul let the uolld d8XOLl1 It He xx is noxx hung, ln utter Shll'I10 md he knew It Hls tuends had tllllled xg, unst hlm bufluse hxs mon x xx fu gone Tlme 'md 'lg un he h1d tlled to thmk ot Qomathmg, to lemedv the Sltlli tlon but hls bl un would not fL1I'll,tlOI1 -Xt the bwnk he h1d mflde up hm mmd to end lt ill It xxould be QISX Juxt Jump off the dock Imoute to hls xmtelx gmxe he met 1 nexxsbox sc-lllng some bl md ot spew 11s Somathmg told hlm to bux 0 c H hid 1 mgklg left tm xxhlnh ha hid no flllthel use lmung moss the px 0 he lcid +V hmdlnms OIN GILRNIANX In 'U'l0thCl column X OI UNTFI' 119 LNLIST AT I NLIQT ING STATIOIN OF ZND DIV I?-ION Thu wught hls em Pe1hapQ he could get mto the umy and fight Ten to one he would be kllled xmhoxs md thl5 would be '1 bettel xvu th in Just plfun SLl1LId6 He thought lt oxen xes he would do It In txxo mmutes he xx as on hm xx 15 to the pl me suggestul QV: months pwsed P1lX'1t6 Clbbe xvw noxx ln F1 mcg Tomollrm I Compxm would moxe to the front to tlke pmt IH the Hut fight mth the squ'11ehe11ds Sun use next diy found them xexdv Pne mllcs to mulch .md then witch out xou bl OYQIEIOWH PIUQSI mq' Atten the hlttle Chuck ww zu uded 1 med 11 f01 hls bl'1XClW With thls he xg celxed '1 pxomotlon fx om filst clus pxlmtg to COIDOI '11 It went thls wax 111 fxlmost uuv fight He fuelaged xbout one xx ound 1 xxeek none vexy seuouq Hls C,0l'1'1lid8q looked up to and ldmued hlm ton hm fe ulesfs bl IYSIY Page Thu ty ADEMIC At length 1 lettel mme f1Om 1 iuend st ldlllf., th1t hls dlsgl me h ld bnen cleuui up md th1t mothel 1el11t1xe hid died lefumg hlm i.I1Oth61 m1ll1on dollub He h1d xedcemed hls good nime by trying, to be kllled somehow Ol othel they couldnt get hlm Nou lf he could just Qtly den ot thu Ix 11801 s bullnts md gd: home ilne hu would be IS h lppx lb they su 1n the 1:1115 t 1195 lust then hls supeuox ofiicel enteled h1 tent md told hlm that they xxele 0ld61Bd to the flont The next d'1v found them 111 the tl9IlLhC9 HL 1dql1llt6lS h1d O1dJ81f.d them to 1dv'1me After bemg, det'11ned bu '1 BrI'1XlIT1 that Qeemed to hold bick the xxhole compmx I lelltbll mt Chuck xx LS summoned to go and dLStl0Y xt Tvventv men hfxd xllcxdy been kllled 11151112 to sllence It The IlLllt9I11I'lt L1 mlgd on flll foum f10I11 one shell hole to 'lIl0thCl untll he xx LQ dm guouslv LIOQL P mg' A shell ht fifty feat m J Lk ot hlm but th1t was qlllte 1 xx iys of uhqt dld he cue He cmuled closel He xx w noxx doQe enough to the m'1ch1ne gun to thxow '1 glenade 1nto 1tS te111to1y P'1tt1tt'1t' He ducked it the slme tlnle ieelmg Qomethmg tuckle down h1S sleeve It had hit hlm ln the arm He had bettel get hw xxolk completed befole he Wfzs hit 101 good Wo Quxely they couldn t hult hlm now for then h xdn t done It b9f016 Taklng, out 1 glenade he pulled the Qtxmg., md let lt HV ln the dl16Lt1OI'1 of the Mdxlm A loud 19pO1t lssued fmth duung VVh1Ch he saw 1 soup pot fly mto the 'ill He slowly love to hls feet to see 1f the gun waq Qllenced Nothmg happened He mauled up to ln xestlg, xte Thele ten vudfi ln flont of hlm In txxo de1d PILIQSIHIS 'md one JuQt hilt defxd He pulled out hls '1utom'1t1c, md let hlm hfuc the xxhole migmne The x xx xx is glen now the S0ldIQlS could id Vince He st uted b'1ck to hm Lom1adeQ Out of the skv flom nowhere fell '1 Qhell 1 llttle to hls llght Anothel one m front ot h1m Then came 1 thUI1d6l1l'1LZ nolse '1 fl ish of llght 'md I leutenfmt f'ha1leQ Glbbb h rd gone to :sk Petel tm zdmlsilon IFO SANDI R 'S He ww COLII xgeouq aftel 'ill' 1011314141 111110- -1031011-111111-11 ax Y ' 1 ' f 1 - .1 ' 1 . 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PQUQUQIIQIPQILQUQ QI Q 3 -I Q Q Q4 Q1 Q Q 2 D, Q Q I ul QUQUQOQU-0, P- QM THE ACADEMIC EPILOGUE That ends our entertarnment and after corerrng the countlcss leagues yyrth such rncredrble swrftness the rocket lands wrth 1 thud upon the planet of Do As You Plc rsc and the erc students eagerly push md crowd then may out to gaze wonder rncly upon the srght uhrch greets thme lall burldrncs tower aboye but they rrcnt burldrngs such rs we know Therr books rre oyergroxyn edrtrons of ours but 'rt one trme or another they evrdently drs crrded them for lrterary purposes Now they are berng used 'rs burldrng materral There rre Arrthmetrcs and Geometrres xyluch prob rbly rccount for the drunken streets and unsy mmetrrcal structures grac rng the skylrne Bcc ruse they dont know therr Botany scrubby trees rnd bushes and weeds oy errun the place A somethrng, comes rn srght but rt rs so detormcd rnd stoopcd th rt one can hrrdly tell that rt rs human untrl rt hobbles closer Ifvrdently thrs man studred no Physrology Publrc Speakrng Grammar hnglrsh For ergn Languagc and l l'lllI'lCl3tl0Il must hryc bored hrm exceedrnglv for he nerther un derstfrnds us nor we hrm Thrs proved yery drsconcertrng to our rnterpreter who urs not prep rrcd for such a case rs thrs They h rye neglected to le rrn therr Hygrene also tor the place rs filthy All thrs doesn t agrce ruth the constrtutron of the prlot Cet the lrfe Sayers out Vle ll need thcm rf we are to stay here he says Oh ue rrent strymg c'1me emph 11 rcally from a chorus of yorces Be lt eycr so terrrble there s no place lrke school' Come on let s see how frst we crn get back Maybe we can break some krnd of fr record rt ue hurry PIIPNI PIA9Ixl'R El Darkness and Dawn lt rs the hour of dawn yet dusky nrght Oer all the sleeprng earth holds srlent syvry Her murky mantle fadrng rnto gray Wrth slow reluctance Lo' a rrft of lrght Purple then rose hued bursts upon the srght And sombre darkness may no more delay For farr Auror r brds the burgeonrng day Flood all the wakenmg ysor ld wrth rfrdrance brrght So too mayhap the darkest hour of lrfe May be the herald of a glorrous dawn Wherefore oh bear resrgnedly the strrfe Trll at Cod s brddrng sorrows yell vsrthdr run Your thankful heart Joylng rn gl rd relerse Wrll bask rn blrssful radrance of peace Selected Page Thu try one Q0lUl0l lil l rl 1 rl rl hill i0ilQhi4il1lll ll IQ Ii Q ' . . 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C 4' 1 oi-vinioioi 101 -0- THE ACADEMIC CALENDAR Septembel 2 Yac1tlon days 116 gone xggln lllc thc cl1ss loonl ls lull to OXB1 tlow wlth thlltx students Qeptembel 12 The gllls ot the Sopho mole and JUIIIOI cl 1sscs c 1me out 1he 1d lll .1 h 11d fought deb 1tc wlth the boss ol thell lespectlxe cl 1sses Septembel 1 SUIDIISQKI lndeed S1916 the hlgh school students whell thex c1me b1cl1 to school 1lld lound they no lollgcl occupled the uppel stoly cl lssloom but wele placed lll a much l1lgel 100m on th filst tlool Septembel 22 Llttle lxobeltl Pl1skel who finlshed hel fllst xcal ot school hele WIS bulled thlq molnlng, All the school chlldlen 1ttellded thc Illl1LIll M1ss Octobel 8 Rex Fl Hlldebland 1 d 1 tew men hue st1lted the wolk ot lemodel Hlgllllm out ot It OLt0b6l 21 81 Imcldl took 0261 the Iatln class tod1y We 118 all glad to know that she IS well enough to teach ag1ln Octobel The Ileshmen wele tholoughly subdued on thls date by the llppel cllssmen Nowembel 3 All Souls Day The solemn celemonles ot thls day m1ke us 1ll thlnk ot depalted tllends and lel1t1wes INoxembel 4 Ilene Jlcobs a folmel student ot Olll school w 1s mulled tod ly lt 1n lmplcsslxe LCICTIIOIIY Noyembel 11 Almlstlce D1v WhlLh ln othel WOILIS means no school NOW6mb6l 17 The Poys choll undel the dllectlon ol Ml Bocek sang lt Mass I01 the first tlme 1nd we 1le 1ll p10Ud ot thell xoc 11 talent NOY9mbQl 19 A b 1d d1y fOl Leo 8111 del He w1s knocked unconsclous on the tootball field but It w 1s not so dls ISIIOLIQ1 lltel lll Novembel 28 Decembel 1 Th lI'lkqglYlI14V wacatlon' Too bad f0l the tulkeys' Decenlbel 1 'Sl Imclda has taken OYQI' two mole cl1sses Rellglon and Ceoglaphy Page Thzl fy Iwo Decembel 'S Qlstel has fOlblfld9Yl thc boys to take Books ot Knowledge to look at so they haxe t1llen back on the dlctlon alx l.JLL9I'l1b61 8 Tod 1y IS the beautltul feast ot the lmm1culate Lonceptlon It IS a gle1t day IOI all those devoted to the Blessed Mothel ot Cod Also It IS anothel hollday md thele 1le no puplls wlth gloomy laces Decembel 1b Instluctlons NVBIQ glxen 101 flle dlllls and exelythlng went well exen the thlllllng lescue of FCINVHICI Plas kel by the two boys Iflbelt Ieonnlg and Delxln ILIILK who B619 appolnted filemen Decembel 18 Thele ale a tew xacant seats ln Olll class loom as the lesult o 1letle lt glxen at Qt MWIYS IJLLQITIIJOI 21 Santa vlslted the school C,lIllCll0I'l at the Lhllstmas tlee ploglanl SDOIISOILCI by the lsnlghts of Columbus Dccembel 94 llnu 1ly 5 Chllstmas V1 catlon The school telm IS almost halt com pleted l1nu1ly 16 A vely lntelestlng entel talnment was glwen by the puplls of the pllmary grades J1nu1ly 26 The boys basketball team thought they could beat the K C s untll tonlght The S0016 was 31 to 22 IH f3V01 of the K C s Ifeblully 2 The Bay Clty glllq defeated the Ac 1demy ln a basketb1ll game SVlth 1 80019 of 18 to 14 The boys score was 23 to 20 Bay Clty comlng out ahead Feblu1ly 4 The Tlllamook Hlgh School Ifleshmen were defeated by the Academy boys 24 to 19 Feblualy 7 The B squad of Tlllamook H 8 was YILIOIIOUQ 0281 Academy by a scole of 34 to 17 Feblualy 9 Academy agaln beat the Ileshmen 11 to 8 Ifibllldly 10 The Academy glrls took away a game from Glande Ronde YW1th a QCOIG of '32 to 14 Ifeblualy 19 The boys played the Junlor O 1 :grin 1130111 11113 1211111141: 911111111 141 313111111111 . 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