Tigard High School - Tiger Yearbook (Tigard, OR)

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ClassWill, Class of'46 Item.—We bequeath our valuable sense of humor to the Athletic coaches and the empty spaces to be filled with trophies earned next year. Advice: A sense of humor never lets the opposition know how it hurts to lose a game. Item.—We bequeath our ability to the (flee Clubs to watch the leader and audience at the same time. We may have lost a measure but we never missed anything in the audience. Advice: The class song that we are leaving you, though not beautiful, is very durable. Its sentiments have been in active use for the last hundred years and show no sign of fatigue as yet. Item.—We bequeath our music appreciation to the band. When ever we hear “Auld Lang Syne” and “Suzy’s Marches,” we will remember the applause given during our rendition in dear old Tigard Hi. Advice: Any money left in the class treasury may be applied toward the purchasing of mouth organs, ukuleles, and “kazoos” for the school band. Item.—We leave peace and quiet to our dear old school building itself. Advice: Absence will cause fond remembrances, kindly forgive any apple cores, wads of gum or crumpled notes we may have left about. Item.—We bequeath to whom it may concern our very kindest regards and sincere appreciation for your unfailing kindness and aid. P. S. Any property or personal possession of ours that may remain we give to the Board of Education to use as it sees fit. Finally, we do hereby name and appoint as the sole executor of this, our last Will and Testament, our Caretaker, Dan Jones. In witness whereof we, the Senior Class of 1946, the testator, have set our hands and seal on this 24th day of May in the year of 1946. The Senior Class. Twenty-one

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Class Will Class of 46 We, the class of 1946, in the town of Tigard, the county of Washington, and the state of Oregon, being in as good mental condition as usual, and in much better temper than usual, do hereby make this, our last Will and Testament, in manner and form following, to-wit: Item.—We bequeath to the junior Class our self satisfaction, our importance, our wisdom, our good luck and our well known nerve. Advice: We realize the Junior Class can never fill our roll of dignity, but since it is expected of you, “Grin and bear it.” Item.—We leave to our good friends, the Sophomore Class, our supply of language, the ability to keep on good terms with the faculty, and our patience. Advice: Patience will be found useful as the only means by which you can endure the Juniors. Item.—We give to the unsophisticated Freshman a map of the school building, also a book entitled “How to Tell the Teachers.” Advice: The legatees will notice this book is not what to tell the teachers but how. It contains information as to which teachers can be bluffed, which are easy and which are hard to please, and those whom it is impossible to please. Item.—We bequeath to our two advisors (Mr. Fowler and Mrs. Mullen) a sense of relief that we have at last been graduated. We leave pleasant memories of our four years together. Advice: We feel that our information obtained by original research and contemplation may merit consideration, and you have a right to a feeling of pride in any great deeds or noteworthy achievements that our future may contain. Item.—We hereby give to our teachers, the faculty of the Tigard High School, free from all inheritance, luxury or income tax, our entire store of knowledge. From you it came and to you it should be returned, that others may be benefitted by it as we have. Advice: We lack space for details, but simply state that our arguments against examinations and for bigger and better holidays are of vital importance. Twenty

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Class Prophecy The Atom Scientific Name Lab rat or y Amburn, Mana Mana Metzger Appleberry, Carol Carol'’ Tigard Arthur. Pearl Art” Maplewood Balk, Virginia Cinia” Maplewood Brigham. Gordon Cordie Maplewood Brook man. Wesley Wes” Sherwood Campbell, William Cess” St. Anthony Carpenter. Lucille Carp Alameda Cheatham. Mary Sluggy” Catlin Clegg. James Jim Tigard Dunn. Rolland Ron” Lincoln Hi Eisner. Marian Snort” Tigard Evans. Phyllis Phid Maplewood Farris, June Prunes” Garden Home Felzien. June Jnnie” The East Fischer, Harriet Spud Metzger Frederickson, Karl Fredericks” Maplewood Gaynor, James Beef Navy George, Chalmer C. G.” Tigard Givens, Charleen Chick” Baker Hi Gray, Jack Club-doin’s” Montana Groman, Sally Pinky” Grant Hi Gunther, Marian Kay” Tigard Hart, Ray R. H” Maplewood Hawley, Lois Lo” Tigard Hensley. Darlene Dee” California Hiller, Wanda Blon die” Tualatin Hollingsworth, Joe Joe” Tigard Holmes, Ruth Ginger” Tigard Hugglcr, Peggy Peggy” Metzger Jurgens, Jeanne Jeannie” Tualatin Kamp, Jerry ”Boing-ie” Tualatin Koch. Shirley Paneho” Tualatin Law. Phyllis Sandy” Tigard Lefferdink, Marian Per Girls’ Poly Lindeman, Jack Bruiser Maplewood McKenzie, Lloyd Stub” Oregon City Miles, Betty Leap Washington H Mullin. Marilyn Moonie” Tigard Myslony, Frank Frank” Navy Nissen, Carol Carol” Metzger Petersen. Thomas Tom” St. Anthony Philip, Midge Midget Tigard Plieth. Elaine Elaine-y” Tigard Porter, Delton Deltie” Tigard Ream, James Poody” Metzger Redman, Ronald Ronnie” Durham Rickson, Walter Walt” Garden Home Ringle, Phyllis Phil” Lake Grove Riverman, William Mouse” St. Anthony Rogers, Drusilla Duffy” Tualatin Saling. Ralph Ralp house” Tigard Scheckla, Donna Donna” Tigard Scheckla, Eugene Doc” St. Anthony Scheckla, James James St. Anthony Schendel, Thomas Horse” Metzger Small. Dennis Denny St. Anthony Snyder, Billie William” Tigard Tobie. Barbara Bobbie Jane Addams Todd, Lois Lois” Tualatin Van Vranken, Shirley Frankie” Lincoln Hi Weston, Doreen Doreen” California White. Merlin Pluto” Jefferson, Iowa Williams. John Johnny” Lincoln Hi Atomic Energy Benefit to Mankind Oh boy” Comedienne Well, ha” Kindergarten teacher Go 'way” Pronto puppet Uh-huh” Canary Here comes Fowler Fish vendor Hey. teacher” Clown How do you do this one Baby tender You can say that again” Fashion designer Gee!” Boxer 1 don't know” Farmer You know what 1 mean President of U. S. For gosh sakes” Astronomer Not quite, but almost” Journalist Oh! Beefer!” Juliet Oh deah” Factory Gee whiz!” Socialite What?” Hermit ”1 won't do it again” Romeo Here's how you do it Genius ’M-m-m!” Chorus girl 'Hubba. hubba, hubba!” Lady killer You-all” Model Oh. dear!” Lady Senator Oh—what you said” Hero Hey—pssst!” Sooth sayer Oh. 1 don't know about that Miss America For gosh sake” Soldier's wife I didn't do it” Bookie Man!” Dancer Honey” Trapeze artist He’s my man” Divorcee Huh!” Missionary Duffy Mae—” Country school teacher Oh. 1 did not” Saleslady Come on” Shoe maker Let's have a little order” Leading man Gosh, no!” Cowboy Gosh. I don’t know” Blues singer Hey. stinky” Soda jerk Don’t call me moose” Admiral Well, heck’s sake” Bridge clubber ’That's tough” Millionaire See!” Commentator ,For corn’s sake” Private secretary Yah. troubles” Band leader Yes. my little man” Professor Come hop along” Jockey Up at Piggly’s — Census taker Let’s dance” Business woman Jiggers!” Gambler When I was a little-r twirp” Ballet dancer Yep” Deep-sea diver Life is such a trial” Telephone operator ’Take a look at that!” Minister We shouldn’t do this” Ventriloquist Isn’t she cute” Traveling salesman You bet” Professor Oh. no. not that” Interior decorator Oh. goodness no” Housewife Fraid so!” Usherette Just ask me” Movie queen The bears are quiet” Sleep-walker Darn tootin’ ” Bouncer Ha. ha. ha!” Detective Twenty-two