Tigard High School - Tiger Yearbook (Tigard, OR)

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CLASS CARTOONS Class Poet fDonald Nleyerb. Beaming smile, and dark hair falling to shoulders- The railway car was full of germs and heat. And so I left my much-upholstered seat. To stand awhile. Class Artist CLenora IWillerJ. Sits before easel. Nlust finish the picture by Thurs- day and it is now YVednesday.- IVIr. Roosevelt will have to declare the rest of the week VVednesday to give me more time. Nlost Popular Girl fllflaxine lklinerl. Attractively-dressed damsel with a gorgeous smile---- An intelligent girl is one who knows how to refuse a kiss without being deprived of it. Best English Student UVesley Northj. Intellectual-looking figure who is about to receive a certificate for good English. He modestly speaks - Aw, don't paint no wings on me I'm nuttin' but a farmer. Nlost Popular Boy fVVillis Nybergi. Handsome brute with angelic expression. He quotes- ln spring a young man's fancy lightly turns to what a girl has been thinking about all winter. llcst Dancer Cjohn O'l-lalloranb. Quaint, young man gently massages one of his feet. He moan:--''Sometimes I wonder if its worth it. Captain of Football Team fjack Pattersonj. Attired in sweater and cords with angelic wings- Belzebub's team may be hot, but you guys give em-V' Best Doctor Cllarl Petersoni. Enters hospital room and brightly asks- And how is my Impatient progressing this morning? Class Secretary llylary Reamj. An examination room. She is puzzled.-'AI am sure of these answers I put in the minutes. lfditor of School Paper CArt Schendelj. Tousled-haired, mustachioed individual sits before littered desk. He shouts- The circulation has dropped to 30,000. Some- thing must be done. Copyboy, Copyboyln Class Treasurer Clfarl Schmallej. A tragic figure sits surrounded by bills, receipts, piles of coins- I must have spent that nickel for postage. Usherette CDonna Smithj. Demure young lass leads a couple to their seats- It seems as if I'm always walking, but I never get anywhere! Beau Brummel fDon Steelel. The lad is dressed like a fashion plate. Boxes of socks, shirts, ties are on his head.- I have so much on my mind. Best Orator fBernard Stewartj. Tall, thin man with stiff upper lip stands on soap box and exclaims sarcastically-''Confucius say-. Pugnacious Student CBob Tetrickl. He has cauliflower ears. a broken nose, a sawed- off shotgun- I will not be imposed upon! Best Golfer flklarvin Ifvendlandj. Sits in the club-house chair musing poetically - Fours are made by men like me, but only God can make a three. Class Goat CRobert Woodb. Individual with vague and detached manner- Ain't it queer? The joke's always on me! Best Bachelor CEd Woodwvardl. Shy and aloof but with a wise look- You can never tell about a woman-you shouldn't anyhow. Best Husband CRussell Barryl. Dark-haired man with a sad, tired look around his eyes- Patience is an artf' Class Comedian CBill Berrethj. Witty individual questioned as to fall styles for men. He speaks - It now looks as though there would be some change in the pockets. Class Stylist flfvelyn Boesel. Eager, young person with chic manner- VVhat colors have zing? VVell, let me tell you-. The Honor Student fLois Borlandj. A figure sits at desk weeping bitterly. The faculty speaks- The school is disgraced. You averaged only 98 per cent in your examination. lVIost Lovelorn llfernice Iirostj. Wistful and anxious girl sighs- A man, a man, my kingdom for a man l Chinese Checker Champion fRichard liirownj. Strifling majestically to toy department in store- A package of marbles, pleaseg the kind used for Chinese checkers. 16

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CLASS .HISTORY CTHE RECORDJ This history is written in accordance to the modern tendencies in historical writing, the author emphasizing only factors which appeal to us as most vital. The work is divided into four parts: Discovery, Exploration, Settlement and Development. DISCOVERY The faculty strolling aimlessly, discovered a group of foreigners huddled inside the front door. These dauntless, experienced explorers, noticed these strangers seemed distinct and different from other foreign groups. The Principal was delighted with this remarkable acquisition to his territory. The strangers' trophies were examined, and they were divided into small groups and given the name, Freshmen. They were taught strange customs and manners. They were permitted to form an organiza- tion of their own with the following officers: President, Robert Cole, Vice President, Darrel Hoodg Secretary, Virginia Gaddisg Treasurer, Ralph Davisg Student Council, lylaxine Miiierg Seargent-at-arms, Robert Tetrickg Advisors, Bliss Eickmeyer and Miss Nash. EX PLO RATION The skill of the Freshmen became so great that they were renamed Sophomores and they set out to explore different lands such as football, basketball, music and dramatics. showing much skill and prowess in each. This group did not always find intellectual gold mines but frequently found vast arid places, totally uninhabited. However they pushed bravely on through the underbrush of ignorance, knowing that compensation awaited them. They organized a company with the following officers: President, VVillis Nybergg Vice President, Ward Greeng Secretary, Patricia Nlc- Curdyg Treasurer, Arnie Ingalls: Student Council, Marviii Hunt, Advisors, lllrs. lWcKeown and lN'Ir. Hare. SETTLE M E NT The explorers found richer fields and settled in the lands of athletics, romance, music and fundamental subjects. They were renamed Juniors, Their promotion made their sense of importance increase out of all due proportion. Badges of honor, pins of excellence adorned the leaders of the group. There were few casualties dur- ing these disturbing times as nothing remained settled for long. A big celebration known as junior Prom was held in honor of the progress made. New settlers were coming to crowd them into new lands. The Juniors organized a unit with the following officers: President, john O'Hallorang Vice President, Nlarvin l-luntg Secretary, Marita Wiseg Treasurer, Ulric Uoraisg Seargent-at-arms, Arnie Ingalls: Student Council, Bill Berrethg Advisors, Nliss VVeaver and lylr. Smith. ' DEVELOPMENT Automatically they were renamed Seniors -with this title they began to take themselves seriously. As the year drew to a close they were positively dizzy with dignity. They organized their factions early in the year with the following officers: President, VVard Green, Vice President, Arnie Ingalls, Secretary, Mary Ream, Trea- surer, Earl Schmalleg Seargents-at-arms, Ralph Collins, jack Patterson, Advisors, Blrs. Nlullen and Nlr. Fowler. Social events were of marked brilliance. Those most worthy of -note were as fol- lows -- Senior dance. Senior play. At the expiration of the four years, the faculty was greatly pleased and pro- nounced this group all highly eligible for admission as citizens. The prediction was made that their names would be written in the history of the United States. APPENDIX VVe take this opportunity to say that the class of 1940 is the most brilliant class known to history and will always be a model to other historians. First in grades, Never at VVar, and always in the heart of the faculty. 15

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Class Baby fGrace Bunnl. Sweet, warm-hearted, little girl doesn't miss a syllable - Daddy, can I have a quarter ? Best Linquist fRuby Butlerl. Tall, wise, and solemn woman murmers-- It would appear indeed, and I might even state my opinion as such- Best Filling Station Operator CBob Colel. Disgusted looking fellow stands before a gas pump and speaks- Curses on the I.W.W. customer-he wants Information, VVind, and Water! Most Musical fRalph Collinsj. Huge, humble, bespectacled baritone. Critics speak- His is one of the most wonderful voices of the century. Emphatically so! Class Lecturer fjean Combs! . Brisk and vigorous figure II1uttCl'S with intense criticism - The way some people drive you'd think they were late for their accident. Beauty Operator fBetty Craigl. Neat appearing figure dressed in white- You want your face lifted? But madam, I fear its fallen beyond my reach. Best-Illannered CDorothy Dooleyl. Delicate appearing young woman giving lecture on etiquette.- Social tact'is making your company feel at home, even though you wish they were. Future President fUly Doraisl. Pompous and kingly figure opening one of his radio talks- Fellow Deficitizens-. Best Housewife fDoris Engstromj. Apprehensive wife who is undoubtedly worried- Art is for art's sake but what is my cooking for? Class Pessimist fflordon Flukej. Gloomy, bespectacled creature.- Everything in nature is ordered for the worst, right now its so bad that hitch-hikers :stand on the highways and offer to go either wayf' Class Optimist fFlorence Freasj. A cheerful lass with a smile of sunshine- All events are ordered for the best. You must look on the bright side of things. Waitress fLois Gerlachl. Pert, little waitress speaks apologetically- I'll see what I can do about this soup, sir. Class President fWard Greenl. A fiery orator. The embarrassed faculty listens- The long assignments interfere with our social life. Upera Singer fVirginia Gaddisj. Beautiful damsel overflowing with vitality - Oh, I don't pay any attention to what these small town reporters say. Best Dressmaker fNancy Haggl. Kneels before dressmaker model with her mouth full of pins- This Paris creation has definitely taken a turn toward the worst. Quietest Boy fPaul I-Iedeenl. Silent man humorously explains his reticence - I was brought up not to interrupt! Blues Singer fAlice Howardl. Lovely, vivacious girl - I have been singing constantly for years. I gave nearly a hundred performances ou my last tour. Best Lawyer fMarvin Huntl. Spirited and persuasive fellow.- YVhere there's a will there's a lawsuit. Ballet Dancer fEleanor I-Iunterl. Smart, sophisticated young woman- I think I grew as an artist. I have found new things in my dancing. Saleslady flfthel Hunzikerl. Slender, soft-spoken person- lVIy dear, you look lovely in this. I tell you its made for you!'! Best Actress fL0u Ibachl. Striking person who commands everyone's attention. She shouts dramatically- Oh, I can't stand any more . . . this is the end! Best Barber CArnie Ingallsl. Our barber looking at a young man's sleek hair asks- Do you want it cut, or just the oil changed ? Class Flirt Cbfvelyn Johnsonl. Cute and cunning little girl- Ain't ya going ta . . . ain't ya going to even try ? Best Chef fBob Kelleyl. Brandishing tea towel and enormous butcher knife. He speaks- You ought to see how I boil water. It's a dream! Best Secretary Clrene Kellnerl. Gay young thing who can't escape looking pretty- 'l'oo many stenogs spoil the boss .... for me. Quietest Girl lBenita Koopmansj. Quaint and detached lass gives a cue on quiet power - VVait for attention and then your low words will be charged with dynamitef! The Class Sophisticate fGladys Larsonl. The scene is heaven. She exclaims to St. Peter- You are not exclusive enough. Best VVoman Politician flVIaxine llleyerj. Pompous individual who has an opinion on every current issue- Oh, politics, politics, politics! I just adore it. 17