Tidehaven High School - Tiger Yearbook (El Maton, TX)

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1975 Senior Class Prophecy It is the year 1985 in the experimental underwater city of Nelsenville, named after Linda, The Chick of the Sea, planned and constructed by that eccentric genius, Mike Crain. He burned up ten sliderules in the process, while his assistant, Randall Reed just sat around in his swimming trunks playing tiddly winks. As we enter this city, we see Russell Claxton opening for the morning his prospering business of Fifi's Poodle Shop. Well, what do you know, his first customer is Poochie Mozley coming in for her daily hair straightener. As we turn the corner, we notice that Zapalac's Welding Shop has fallen down and David is desperately trying to weld it back together. Kevin Sparks is standing by laughing in his exter- minator shorts, and David Woodson is walking a lizard and a parrot named Dennis and Douglas Havel around the remnants of the shop. There's Gloria, the new owner of Boone's Slenderbolic , watching very depressed as her latest customer, Gina Darby, walks out of her shop. Gina has done in one day what Gloria has been trying years to do. And here is Roades' Beauty Salon, owned and operated by Donna. Her model for today and every day is Mary Pena who is trying out the latest style - the blown Afro. As we see Edward Gurecky's glasses fogging up, we turn to find the reason - it's the swinging hips of Cathy Ned- balek who is now the current go-go girl of Nelsenville. Down the street a couple of blocks, we see Mike Cano and Randy Ellis' Bubbly Ice Cream Bar. They serve the strongest rootbeer floats this side of the Atlantic. Tonight's entertain- ment in this shop features none other than the delightful Rainbow Mermaids, Rose Beyer, Mary Chavez, Cheryl Hadden, and Sharon Steffek. Hey, what's that we see next? Why it's Frank Longoria , the hairy legged lifeguard for the Kiddy Pool. He's sitting on a tall ladder trying to show off his physique. June Jensen and Grace Hickl pass up Frank while campaigning for Wilanna Midgett, who is going on the fifth hour of her speech. This year she's running for president of the Underwater Newspaper. Wait, she must be finished, no, she just stopped for a short breather. In the local Underwater Church we notice the Reverend Dan Hickl and his wives, Gail Iunek and Janie Piwonka, assisting in the marriage of Mike Saha and Janet Bankhead . It took her ten long years to get him to the altar. The Salmon Sisters, Janice Merta, Carolyn Sanford , Debbie Mitchon, and Vickie Zielonka are singing Hey, Little Goldfish. Nearing the end of our underwater journey in Nelsenville, we stumble upon Sandra Kubala instructing Joel Hayes and David Sanders in the latest dance, The Bumpy Wave. As our journey through Nelsenville finally comes to an end, we wish the inhabitants as happy a life in the future as they seem to be leading right now.