Three Rivers High School - Reflector Yearbook (Three Rivers, MI)

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Abshire, Phyllis Ailes, Elizabeth Arner, Jane Baker, Harold Baker, Jeannette Barger, Harold Beatty, Dorothy Beatty, Patricia Berger, Norma Bloode, Venice Blum, Don Boyer, Esther Jane Bromley, Carol Brooks, Duane Brown, Anna May Brown, Carl Burkett, June Butler, Jim Bycrott, Shirley Carpenter, Audrey Carroll, John Case, Mary - Cole, Juanita Coney, Donald Cook, Leonard Crego, Ruth Crose, Patricia Daugherty, Charles Dehn, Janeth Dehn, Nola DeLong, Franklin DeLong, Helen Dott, Robert Dutfek, Jack Earnst, George Eaton, Gerald Emig, llla Evans, Robert Fetterolt, Glenn Fisher, Marie Fitch, Robert Fitch, Raymond Franklin, Pauline Freese, Betty Fricke, Evelyn Friend, Vivian juniors Galinet, Joyce Galinet, Peter Garn, Edward Geark, Doris Gemberling, Vivian Gesslnger, Lucile Gherna, Julia Godshalk, Marlon Gotschall, Clyde Guetthotf, Shirleyann Hackenburg, Wanetta Hagenbuch, Bonnie Hagenbuch, Robert Hagerman, Dorothy Hall, Henry Harmon, Jean Helpin, Doloras Hendrixson, Maxine Heslet, Dale Hill, Jean Hoekzema, Kent Holtom, Marjorie Horst, Douglas Houghtaling, Donald Hughes, Robert lrwin, James lacobs, Teddy Jones, Beverly Joyce, Mildred Kaiser, Ralph Kaiser, Ruth King, Dora Kline, Eugene Kramb, Dorothy Krull, Kenneth Krull, Robert Linsley, Edward Linsner, Jean Linsner, Lela Luse, Louise McCarthy, Francis Madsen, Elaine Malcolm, James Martin, John Martin, Leroy Mayer, Rosalind Meyer, Margaret Mihills, Maxine Monroe, Thomas Moore, Armand Musser, Lucile Noles, Elbert Oliver, Louis Orr, Marilyn Orr, Ruth Gswalt, Dorothy Perry, Evelyn Pierce, Wilbur Poftenberger, Don Preston, Evelyn Prouse, Gerald Pursley, Willis Reames, Geraldine Rex, Robert Roll, Douglas Ruggles, Myrl Sampsell, Charles Saunter, Robert Scott, Wallace Sellers, Beverly Shutes, Howard Slentz, Everett Smagola, Clarence Smagala, Dorothy Smallcombe, Ruth Smith, Mary Ellen Snell, Robert Tennisan, Esther Thompson, George Tomlinson, Le Roy Tregidgo, Beverly Van Tuyl, Reita VanZile, Don Walls, Mina Warner, Don Weiss, Marian Westphal, Harry Wetherbee, Beatrice Wheeler, Ethel Zander, Dorothy Zimmerman, Doris ge twenty reflector

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t r..h. s. humor to humor-us Time and tide wait for no man, but woman expects all three to wait for her. 'k 'k 'k Wanted Column Wanted: Some one to rightly determine if Einstein is really greater than I expect to be. Dick Schoch. Wanted-Order in the Assembly. Mr. Fleming. Wanted-A liniment to reduce a swell- ed head without injury to the hair--Dick Lane. Wanted--All the attention that can be had. Miss Zuidema.. Wanted--Some more questions to ask. Eleanor Spadafore. Renti I have several untried methods of skipping school which I will rent to satis- factory parties with references from Mr. Dickie. Jane Anderson, 'k 'A' 'k The high school is a great human fac- tory. Yes, students get canned there, ' 'A' 'il' 'A' Jeff- What kind of hair does your dog have? Patsy- Dog hair. 'k'k'k lvlr DeLong lin chemistryl - What else is found inhsea waters besides sodium chloride? George Thompson- Fish, 'k 'A' 'A' Youngibus boyibus kisse girlorum, Tasibus sweetibus wante someorumg Kisse so loudibus wake up ol' manorum, Tommie get kickibus out of the doorum. 'kiwi' The Creafion of Exams I. And the Prof. said, Let there be sharks to delve in the briny deep and gather up knowledge and wisdom and to devour the midnight oil and to acquire dyspepsia. 2. And there were sharks and they did delve in the briny deep and they did ac- quire wisdom and dyspepsia. 3. And the evening and the morning were the first day. el And the Prof. said, Let there be digs and grinds and Poles scattered over the face of the earth. 5. And the morning and the evening were the second day. A 6. And the student said, Let there be cuts' and 'bluffs,f' and there were huge cuts and enormous bluffs upon the face of the earth until the Prof. regretted the existence of the grinds and digs. 7. And the blutfers and cutters said, Let there be ponies and horses to convey us across the deep cuts and up the steep bluffs, 8. And the morning and the evening were the third day. 9. And there were ponies and horses and the bluffers and cutters made great stables for them that they might be ever present in time of trouble. IO. And the morning and the evening were the fourth day. Il. And the Prof. said, Let there be crams, and there were crams. l2. And the morning and the evening were the fifth day. I3 And the Prof said, Let there be exams, and there were exams. I4. And the morning and the evening were the sixth day, I5 And the exams descended and the flunks came and beat upon those bluffers and upon those cutters, and they fell, and great was the fall thereof. I6 And they were seen no more thence in the seats which had known them, for their knowledge was built upon shifting horses and ponies. 'k'k'k Our teacher says that fleas are black, But how can that be sa, For Mary had a little lamb, With fleas as white as snow Freshman. iii Eugene Nichols- I was mimicking Mr. King yesterday and he caught me. Elizabeth Turnbull- What did he soy? Eugene N- Told me not to make a fool of myseIf. 'k 'k 'k f'Among the memorable dates in his- tory, wrote Bob Evans, was Antony's date with Cleopatra. i 'A' i' Maxine- l'm mad at Ike, Joyce- So soon, what's wrong? M. - I-le knows so many naughty songs. J- Does he sing them to you? M. - No, the mean thing, he just whistles the tunes. i' 'A' 'A' I went to be tough, I want to smoke and chewg I want to run around at night Like other fellows do, - Carl I-lommond. 1941 page nine .l. F. -- I want to ask you a serious question, mamma. Mother- Well, dear, what is it? J, F.- If I eat a lot of dates will I become a calendar? 'A' ir 'A' Senior- Why, it's all over school! Excited Freshy- What is? Senior- The roof, you fool, the roof. 'A' i' 'A' Frederick Shutes, translating, Caesar sic dicat an de cur, egessi Iictum. - Caesar sicked the cat an the cur, I guess he licked him. 'lr 'A' ir Now I lay me down to rest, While thinking of that Physics test, If l should die before I wake, That test l shall not have to take. Physics Student. i' 'A' 'k The Varsity Club is contemplating building a fence around the High School to keep the trees from leaving in the spring, V 1' 'lr tk Definition FACULTY-A bunch of men and wo- men hired to help the seniors run the school. uk 'lr ir Student Formula The behavior of the student varies in- versely as the sauare of the distance from the teacher's desk. 'k'k'k Miss Comar- What is the difference between a lemon and a head of cabbage? Bob Fitch-- l don't know. Miss Coma:- You would be a fine one to send after lemons! ir'kir Once l loved a charming girl and asked her to be my wife but receiving a decided- ly negative reply I thought l'd get even so I married her mother. Then my father married the girl. When I married the girl's mother, the girl became my daughter and my father married my daughter so he is my son. When my father married the girl she became my mother. If my father is my son, and my mother is my daughter, who in thunder am I7 My mother's mother is my wife and must be my grandmother and being my grandmotlter's husband, l must be my own grandfather! 'A' 'A' 'k Don Warner - Hey, Flatfeet, don't shoot, your gun isn't loaded. Johnny Martin- Can't help it, Don, the birds won't wait. teen

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President-Marie Drumm Vice President-Tom Monroe Secretarywlulia Cuherna Treasurer-Don Coney l-ley-hey what do 'ya say?-l-li-ho what do 'ya know?-We're the best ones in the show -we're next year's Seniors! A very busy class we have here, too, We have one-thirty-seven students enrolled in our class, semester tests are drawin' nigh, and we hope that we all pass! Leading our class scholastically since school started in the tall are Thompson, Smith and Thomas, also DeLong and l-lall, This year, as in long years gone by, our class put on a play, the name of it was Wedding Spells. lt sure was good, they say. Now, it you're proud of our athletic teams we're really only startin' cuz next year we'll still .1941 P have with us Coney, Monroe and Martin. But enough of that-at least for now. Let's get into the highlight of the year, which as you've undoubtedly guessed was the Junior-Senior Prom. This year the theme was Anchors Aweigh and took place on the deck of a ship. Charlie Rogers and his orchestra gave out with the jive tunes and a perfect time was had by all. ln tact, when the dance was over everyone wished it had lust begun, and really now, Juniors-we Senors we'll always regard that wonderful Prom evening as one ot your greatest achievements. age fwenf 0