Three Rivers High School - Reflector Yearbook (Three Rivers, MI)

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Ejnlxrs Notice on Bulletin Board:- Harmon Dudd challenges anyone in high school to Indian Wrestlef' Foster Cafter reading bulletinj :-- Some more of his Boy Scout games. John D. :-In the old days of chivalry they didn't ask, Who was that lady I seen you with last night? Miss Hangsterfer:- No? What did they ask then? ' John D. :- Vv'hy, they asked, Who was that knight I seen you with last, lady? William Corey took his daughter to a play at a local theater:- I'm sorry I brought you now Theo. This is hardly a play for a girl of your age. Theo:- Oh, I don't mind it, Dadl It'1l probably liven up a bit before the end-. Little Isadore Simons rushed into a grocery store. Banging down a dime on the counter, he panted- Gimme for ten cents animal crackers-take out the pigs. Delbert Watts claims there are only two drinks mentioned in the Bible. One is wine, that maketh glad the heart of man. The other is water, with which the wild asses quench their thirst. You may take your choice. When I get to heaven, said Otto. as he laid down the book he was reading fMacbethb A'The very first person I want to see will be Shakespeare. And what do you want to see Shakespeare for? inquired Miss I-Iangsterfer. Why, I just want to ask him whether he wrote his own plays or whether he got someone else to write them for him, and have this question settled. Well, but- objected Miss I-Iangsterfer, how do you know he'll be there? Not all people will get to heaven. That's true, too, thought Otto, Well, I'll tell you what we'll do-if I don't see him suppose you ask him? Mrs. Voorhees:- O, Doctor, can't you prolong his life till this evening? Doctor:- Why, is any dear one coming to see him? Mrs. Voorhees:-UNO, but I have a bridge party for this afternoon. Barbara Andrews:-- Say Vee, how does Paul dance? I Vee:- Just like he plays football, a few yards at a time. Miss Castle:-'AHave you anything for gray hairs? H. Gilbert:-A'Nothing but the greatest respect, madamef' Page One Hundred One A-.- WY K Y ,,

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Thomas D.:-HI tell you my love for you is making me mad-mad- madf Turpy:- Well, keep quiet about it. It's had the same effect on my father. lone:- I think necking is positively repulsive. Janie:- l don't like it either. lone:- Shake, sister, we're both liars! Otto:- l'1l never go shopping with Vee again: I went in a store with her to get some pins and was embarrassed beyond belief. lck:- What kind of pins? Otto:- Stepins. Vinton Schweitzer Ito Charles Wellsj :- Your tickets are not for row M: will you kindly vacate those seats and go to L? Miss Hangsterfer:-'Prank give me a sentence in which Nector and Elixir is used. Frank D. :- Before they were married he Nector, and now Elixir. Anita McClellan:- What is a-faculty? Dee Spencer:- A faculty is a group of men and women surrounded by red tape. Miss I-langsterfer:- It gives me great pleasure to give you 85 on your examination. Jesse C. :- Why not make it a 100 and give yourself a real thrill. Thomas D. :- Dearest, am l the first man that ever held you in his arms? Turpy:- Yes, of course. Why do you men always ask the same question? Les I-leidamos:- Your father was a college man, wasn't he? Forrest Tobin:-- Yes, but we never mention it. The college he went to had a rotten football team. Dearl With a glance she tried to cow him. But he only looked sheepish. PuppyI she exclaimed. He choked-there was a frog in his throat. Then realizing that he had made an ass of himself by acting like a bear. he ducked. DarlingY he cried in tender tones, I ne'er have loved but thee Then we must part. Frances said. No amateurs for mc. Page Ono !1llIl!'f7't'fi Tzro