Three Rivers High School - Reflector Yearbook (Three Rivers, MI)

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Mr. Ringle: What does the ordinary person know the least about? Leslie Hart: Mars, Miss Schmidt tafter an explosion in Chemistry Lab.b: Josephine, are you hurt ? I don't know, I can't hear anything. Miss Madery: Well, after you lose your mind do you suffer? Z. Kingsley: I do-n't know-I never had the experience. In Civics Class: The President of the United States must be 14 years old. Instructor: What different occupations did this man undertake? Harold Underwood: Oh, he was a doctor, lawyer, and- Thora B.: Merchant, Chief. Mr. Hewitt: Clinton, how long lives have root hairs? Clint: Oh, about six inches. FRESHMAN'S EXAM QUESTIONS 1. Who invented the Edison phonograph? 2. About what time did the twentieth century poets live? 3. Who wrote Milton's Paradise Lost ? 4. Who invented the Farenheit thermometer? 5. Who introduced the Morse telegraph set? 6. What firm manufactures the Underwood typewriter? 7, Who wrote Poe's Masque of the Red Death ? 8. Who manages Gleason's Chicago White Sox? 9. Where is the Philadelphia Ledger printed? 10. Which would you rather do or work? tAnswer any ten questionsl. Seen in a Senior's Note Book: A' Lives of Hunkers all remind us We can Hunk while we are here, And departing leave behind us Zeros on the register. Found in a Sophomore's Note Book: It wouldn't be improper to kiss her hand, but it would be decid- edly out of place. And yet, if I kissed her forehead, she would call me down, Malcolm certainly has the poker habit. Yes, he even shudles when he walks. English Teacher: Did you enjoy 'The Passing of A1'tIlLll ?H R. Doolittle: Yes, but I liked his punting better. L101j

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Fats: I dremt I died last night. Bill: What made you think so? Fats: The heat woke me up. Barber: Your hair is getting grey. g Mr. Hewitt: Well, I should think it would: hurry up! Drink to me only with thine eyes. announced Mr. Horst. We would. but we all forgot our glasses, exclaimed the bright one in the front seat. La Verne: What does this new friend of yours look like, Martha? Martha: He's just wonderful. Rather dark, with a twin-six road- ster and credit at all the restaurants and dance halls. Fresh: I tlunked my exam today. Soph: You did? Fresh: Yes, But I gained more than I lost by it. Soph: How's zat'? Fresh: I told Susie I flunked because she sat right in front of me and I could think of nothing else but her. I had a date, I pressed my trow. It rained like fate, The knees bag now. Prof: I'm not disturbing you down there, am I? Soph: N-o-o. But you might speak a little lower if you please, I can't sleep. y Minister: Would you care to join us in the new missionary move- ment? Ruth Judd: I'm crazy to try it: is it anything like a fox trot? IJ. Schweitzer: See this chalk on my shoulder? Lull: Yeh. Don: Well, that ain't chalk. That chap Turnbull don't seem to have any aim in life. He aims all right, but he doesn't know when to shoot. Judge: What brought you here, my man? Rube: Two poleeshmen, sir. Judge: Drunk, I suppose? Rube: Yeah, both of them, sir. ln Vivics: What is the prominent Women's Club in America? Bright Kid: The rolling pin. l1021