Three Rivers High School - Reflector Yearbook (Three Rivers, MI)

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Jokes Mable: Don't you think talkative women are popular? John: What other kind are there? A DRY ONE Miss Rutan: Dc you approve of the Volstead Act? Mr. Hewitt: Why-er- no. I never did enjoy vaudeville. Miss Buck: What do you think of the Turkish at1'ocities?'f Don. Wright: I dcn't know, l never smoke those kind. Literary Editor: We can't accept this poem. It isn't verse at all, merely an escape of gas. Aspiring Poet: I see. something wrong with the meter I suppose. -BINGO- Miss Rutan Qin L'. S. History Classl: Where did you ever hear of San Domingo'. ' Bea E.: In 'Oh! By Jingo'. Can anyone be blamed for something they didn't do? asked the pupil. Of ccurse not. said the teacher. Oh dear! I'm so glad, 1 didn't do my algebra. Found in Miss Stcrr's English Bock: To meet, to know, To love, to part, ls the sad, sad, fate Of a school teacher's heart. What's the national air of Italy? Garlic and onions. COLOR BLIND Gerald Howard in Chemistry: Nitric Oxide has a green odor. Miss Rutan: I guess it was somebody-, no it wasn't either, it was Mr. Horst. Mr. Hewitt: For example. take the case of the tree. Warren Breyfogle: You mean the bark of the tree. Miss Madery: Where do you go when you cross the Styx? fThe IlX'Cl' to the Great Beyondl. M. Hahn: That depends on what kind of a life you've led. 11001

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Mr. Ringle: What does the ordinary person know the least about? Leslie Hart: Mars, Miss Schmidt tafter an explosion in Chemistry Lab.b: Josephine, are you hurt ? I don't know, I can't hear anything. Miss Madery: Well, after you lose your mind do you suffer? Z. Kingsley: I do-n't know-I never had the experience. In Civics Class: The President of the United States must be 14 years old. Instructor: What different occupations did this man undertake? Harold Underwood: Oh, he was a doctor, lawyer, and- Thora B.: Merchant, Chief. Mr. Hewitt: Clinton, how long lives have root hairs? Clint: Oh, about six inches. FRESHMAN'S EXAM QUESTIONS 1. Who invented the Edison phonograph? 2. About what time did the twentieth century poets live? 3. Who wrote Milton's Paradise Lost ? 4. Who invented the Farenheit thermometer? 5. Who introduced the Morse telegraph set? 6. What firm manufactures the Underwood typewriter? 7, Who wrote Poe's Masque of the Red Death ? 8. Who manages Gleason's Chicago White Sox? 9. Where is the Philadelphia Ledger printed? 10. Which would you rather do or work? tAnswer any ten questionsl. Seen in a Senior's Note Book: A' Lives of Hunkers all remind us We can Hunk while we are here, And departing leave behind us Zeros on the register. Found in a Sophomore's Note Book: It wouldn't be improper to kiss her hand, but it would be decid- edly out of place. And yet, if I kissed her forehead, she would call me down, Malcolm certainly has the poker habit. Yes, he even shudles when he walks. English Teacher: Did you enjoy 'The Passing of A1'tIlLll ?H R. Doolittle: Yes, but I liked his punting better. L101j