Three Rivers High School - Reflector Yearbook (Three Rivers, MI)

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FACULTY FIRST SECOND s.-sr Ltmking Lady ..... Riflfefff -'-- fMiss Burke Best Looking Man .............. Mr. Ringle. .Mr. Horst Most Popular in School .......... Mr. Horst.. .Miss Rutan Most Popular Outside School .... Miss Rutan XMF' Horst Te: Mo Te: M0 M0 icher with Most H. S. Spirit. .. st llignitied Teacher ......... icher with Most Inter- I esting Classes ....... ...i st Patient Teacher .... .,,. st Respected Teacher ........ Biggest Crank ..... Miss Miss .Miss Reller Burk- Storr. Mr. Hewitt. M r. Horst ...... Miss Hoisington .... ,-95' lMiss Reller . Miss Madery .Miss Schmidt sMr. Horst I Mr. Hewitt x Miss Helm IMiss Reller .Miss Reller .Miss Schmidt Helen B.: Say Mary, my teeth are chattering. Mary Z.: Take them out. Mr. Horst wrote on Gerald Hagan's Physics paper: Please write more plainly. I can't decipher this writing. When the paper was handed in again, there was written on it: Mr, Horst, what was that you wrcte across my test paper? SAFE, IF NOT SANE Scientific One: So you say Clyde Malbone is wandering in his mind? Junior: That's all right, he won't go far. Mi-. Rahn, said Miss Storr impatiently, you must stop shoot- ing craps immediately, those poor little things have just as much right to live as you have. Everyone in class, said Miss Madery, should understand this allusion to Orpheus and Eurydice. According to Greek mythology, Orpheus went down into Hades to find out where in hell his wife was. Freshman: Who was Diana? Senior: Diana was the goddess of the chase. Freshie: I suppose that's why she always has her picture taken in a track suit. P. Houldsworth: I sure knocked them cold in my English Test. .limz What did you get? Paul: Zero. I 98 l

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Jokes Mable: Don't you think talkative women are popular? John: What other kind are there? A DRY ONE Miss Rutan: Dc you approve of the Volstead Act? Mr. Hewitt: Why-er- no. I never did enjoy vaudeville. Miss Buck: What do you think of the Turkish at1'ocities?'f Don. Wright: I dcn't know, l never smoke those kind. Literary Editor: We can't accept this poem. It isn't verse at all, merely an escape of gas. Aspiring Poet: I see. something wrong with the meter I suppose. -BINGO- Miss Rutan Qin L'. S. History Classl: Where did you ever hear of San Domingo'. ' Bea E.: In 'Oh! By Jingo'. Can anyone be blamed for something they didn't do? asked the pupil. Of ccurse not. said the teacher. Oh dear! I'm so glad, 1 didn't do my algebra. Found in Miss Stcrr's English Bock: To meet, to know, To love, to part, ls the sad, sad, fate Of a school teacher's heart. What's the national air of Italy? Garlic and onions. COLOR BLIND Gerald Howard in Chemistry: Nitric Oxide has a green odor. Miss Rutan: I guess it was somebody-, no it wasn't either, it was Mr. Horst. Mr. Hewitt: For example. take the case of the tree. Warren Breyfogle: You mean the bark of the tree. Miss Madery: Where do you go when you cross the Styx? fThe IlX'Cl' to the Great Beyondl. M. Hahn: That depends on what kind of a life you've led. 11001