Three Rivers High School - Reflector Yearbook (Three Rivers, MI)

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C. B. Langton tin typewriting rooml: Oh loo-k, Marie Rineholt is making a mash o-n Lynn Weyrickl Lyna Whited: That's nothing-she could make a mash on anyone. Miss Rutan: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? Louie Oldenburg: At the bottom. Student: I don't know where the place is. Teacher: What have you been doing? Student: Hunting for it. Found in the back of Thora Bennett's book: I know a maiden fair to see, Take care! She has two eyes so soft, so brown, Take care! She gives a side glance and looks down, Beware! Beware! She is fooling thee. Is it possible that she judges others by herself? Mary Zander took some pictures up to Joy's for Edie B. and while she was there, George Smith came in. It must have been his presence that fussed her so, for she said: Mix Joy, Efhe wants these pictures yesterday noon. Mr. Hewitt handed back several drawings in Physiology class. A. Hagan: Where's my man? fBub?l A. Diggins: And where's my heart? Elizabeth Blum: Oh Lester, what did you wave at Burke for last night? Lester Naylor: I didn't wave at her, I was waving at you. Mrs. Lamb: I don't know what your test questions will be yet, I have only thought of them. Thora Bennett: A penny for your thoughts. Miss Buck says that the origination of the Chicago fire was that a man was milking with a lamp, and the barn caught on fire. We hope no one else Will try to milk with a lamp. Mrs. Lamb: What does the tnew wine of the year' make you do? Don Schall: Crow. Marie Rineholt igiving a report in Englishl: And then all the Gods sat down and ate themselves. l97l

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Talking of a policy that a young fiance had taken out for his in- tended wife, Harriet Gleason made the remark: He couldn't get the money, as he hasn't any interest in her life. Beulah Fisher in Zoo-logy: Mr. Hewitt, do frogs die when they croak? Mr. Ringle: What is a tLimited Policy'? Violet Reed: A Limited Policy is one where the person doesn't get his money until he is dead. Teacher: Marian, are you guessing or thinking? Marian Tombaugh: I guess I'm thinking. POEM BY A RHINIE We have a teacher named Mack , Who enters the door through a crack, Her width is so small, that it shows not at all, But in length she makes up for the lack. Verald Ellinger: I can't get these slippers on. I've tried for an hour. Kathleen Wilson: Mine were the same way. I had to wear them three days before I could get them on. A certain author said, Flirting is an art. I wonder who it was that said, Bunny is wedded to her art ? Clayton Babcock in Grammar: My feet having affected me, I sit down. Mrs. Cauffman in 7th Hour Art: Lydia, hold up your foot and let me see it. Teacher: Children, what would you do if there should be a fire this A. M.? Rhinies: We would rise in our places, step out in the aisle and go quietly out of the building. QLa.terJ Teacher: t'What would you do if I told you Professor Bailey would speak to you this A. M.? Rhinies: We would rise in our places, step out in the aisle and go quietly out of the building. H Have you read 'Freckles'? No, mine are brown. Rhinie: My mother explored my pockets last night. Senior: Well, what did she find? Rhinie: What most explorers find-enough for a lecture. l96l

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Teacher: What animal makes the nearest approach to man? M. Rahn: A cootief' Freshman tdreaming in LatinJ: Audacissime, ah-um! Beaulah F.: What animal is it that death cannot effect? Esther S.: A pig of course-it can always be cured when it is dead. Mr. Ringle in Salesmanship: Ruth Judd, what is the 'Law of Growth'? Ruth: Well, I think seven feet is about the tallest. Zelda Kingsley, translating French: We were made to love-??? Found in the possession of Mr. Horst: I'm the best pal I ever had, I like to be with me. I like to sit and tell myself Things confidentially. I often sit and tell me If I sho-uldn't or I should, And I find that my advice to me Is always pretty good. I never got acquainted with myself, 'Till here of late, And I find myself a bully chumg I trust me simply great. I never try to cheat meg I'm as truthful as can be. No matter what may come or go I'm on the square with me. I've made a study of myself, Compared me with a lot, And I've finally concluded, I'm the best friend that I've got. Just get together with yourself, And trust yourself with you, And y0u'll be surprised how well yourself Will like you if you do. -fflpologics to G. M. Cohan. l98l