Three Rivers High School - Reflector Yearbook (Three Rivers, MI)

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jokes Zelda Kingsley on receiving a corrected French paper: No mat- ter how many mistakes l make I always get 'E' anyway. Thcra Bennett to E. Lull: I am not denying that women are foolish-God Almighty made them to match the men. 1 -,Q Teacher: 2'What is the plural of appendix? Leonard Lackey: Appendicitis. Mr. Horst, in Physics: Why don't you wear your glasses when you come into the schoolhouse in cold weather? Ray Ware: There ain't much difference in temperature. Miss Rutan in Economics: Well, Mr. Schellhous, what do you think-let's hear you think. Jeff Ware, pressing his ear against Roy's head: Can't hear him- he don't think. Mr. Horst in Algebra: Charlene, add 6a and 7b. Charlene: 13ab. Mr. Horst: 'tOf course not, add 6 cows and 9 horses. Charlene: Fifteen animals. Gerald Hagan: I am getting to be a real sport now. Last night I and my girl went to the show and stayed out until 8:30. I only spent 15 cents. That's all she had with her. After planning and waiting for a chance he had been hoping for, a certain Junior president lost his nerve. His only chance and he lost it! Why? 1Ask Waltl. Harriet Gleason lwhile writing her Palmer Method Exam.J: I can't make I's teyeshf' Is that so, Harriet? Miss Judd fRuth or Deanj seems to have some fascination for Mr. Horst. He always watches them walk down the center aisle. 4Wonder if it is that black skirt?J Mrs. Lamb ldescribing leprosyl: The disease is known by white spots coming on the body. Thora B.: If the spots were brown I certainly would have it on my nose. l95l

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Talking of a policy that a young fiance had taken out for his in- tended wife, Harriet Gleason made the remark: He couldn't get the money, as he hasn't any interest in her life. Beulah Fisher in Zoo-logy: Mr. Hewitt, do frogs die when they croak? Mr. Ringle: What is a tLimited Policy'? Violet Reed: A Limited Policy is one where the person doesn't get his money until he is dead. Teacher: Marian, are you guessing or thinking? Marian Tombaugh: I guess I'm thinking. POEM BY A RHINIE We have a teacher named Mack , Who enters the door through a crack, Her width is so small, that it shows not at all, But in length she makes up for the lack. Verald Ellinger: I can't get these slippers on. I've tried for an hour. Kathleen Wilson: Mine were the same way. I had to wear them three days before I could get them on. A certain author said, Flirting is an art. I wonder who it was that said, Bunny is wedded to her art ? Clayton Babcock in Grammar: My feet having affected me, I sit down. Mrs. Cauffman in 7th Hour Art: Lydia, hold up your foot and let me see it. Teacher: Children, what would you do if there should be a fire this A. M.? Rhinies: We would rise in our places, step out in the aisle and go quietly out of the building. QLa.terJ Teacher: t'What would you do if I told you Professor Bailey would speak to you this A. M.? Rhinies: We would rise in our places, step out in the aisle and go quietly out of the building. H Have you read 'Freckles'? No, mine are brown. Rhinie: My mother explored my pockets last night. Senior: Well, what did she find? Rhinie: What most explorers find-enough for a lecture. l96l