Three Rivers High School - Reflector Yearbook (Three Rivers, MI)

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Mary Fulcher, teaching English: Was Elizabeth a lovable woman? Percy Beidler: No, she wanted to get married and couldn't. Mr. Hewitt to Bernard Johnson in Physiology class: Describe a hair. Johnson, just coming out of a trance: A poor specimen of a rabbit. Mrs. Cauffman, looking over her list for the state exhibit: We haven't any high school birds. Z. Dock: I don't agree with that. Harley Shook in English: He wouldn't go out in the desert and fast for a year if he was a woman. Wava Barrows, trying on some new pumps: Oh these heels are too high, I don't want to be taller than Todd. Myrtle Bole in Stenography: The speculation done turned out well. Miss Eldridge in English IV: How many Knights did King Arthur have? Amy D.: A whole round table full. C. Collisi lin Zoologyh : UI thought the live ones were on top and the dead ones on the bottom of the ocean. Mr. Hobbs: Yes, the dead ones go down. M. Cowgill in English IV: He had to fight some awful beastf guess it was a man. Miss Eldridge: Edith, what is the strongest reason for your wanting to graduate from High School? Edith G.: Because my folks want me to. Miss Smith in English II: Well, haven't you an appendix in the back? In oral Zoology test: Donald, distinguish between the San Jose and the oyster shell scale. rAs Donald Boyer gets up he slips and almost falls.J Mr. Hobbs: You'll have to have a better understanding than that. Miss Pett: Leslie, what should be an enemy of man? L. Hart: Beasts and Hees, mostly. LIISI

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Miss McCain to Franklin Smith, who was playing the Victrola: What record have you? Franklin: You'll Always be the Same Sweet Girl. Laura Bitting in English IV: English couldn't inherit the throne to a woman. Miss Eldridge: The Bubonic Plague or Black Death was carried by rats. C. Jacobs: Gee! Claribel could carry it. Mr. Hobbs in Zoology: What is the other name for the false feet of one-celled animals fmeaning pseudopodium l. Bright Student.: Wooden legs. Mildred Ray to a French student after hearing him try to make nasal sounds: Do the Frenchmen hold their noses when they talk? Warren Smith, reading in English: On one side of the church were some posts to tie the congregations to the horses. By a brilliant Junior: I pledge allegiance to the Hag and to the nation invisible for which it stands, Miss Pett: Who was Diogenes'? Bright student: Er, wasn't he a dog? Hilda Bauserman, translating in Caesar: Which was a sign that it was necessary to be gathered in arms. John Johnson, translating in Latin: Hercules grabbed thc snakes by the hands and killed them. Don Whitesell, translating in German Il: He niade a wagon out of the wheels they draw on the walls and sides of houses. Horst in Physics: You see they are so close apart. Miss Pett, translating in Gernian ll: A soft woman's Voice. C. Rahn in German: The waste paper basket was trimmed with the river Melnderf' Miss Eldridge: What does A-R-T-H-L'-R spell? Carrie Lempke: George, Rhinie at the Schoolcraft game: Who's ahead? Senior: 'The guy who stayed at home. 10 cents. L117l

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Miss Smith at Senior play rehearsal: I think this is a grand play for character portrayal. Can't you just see some of Dickens' outstanding characteristics in it? One of the caste: Sure, it's dead. Carrie Lemke, teaching Zoology: Compare the scales of a lizard to those of a dog. Lucile Bobb: You're not patriotic. What do you do to Hoover- ize? B. Bobb: Why our military club takes exercise twice a week for the purpose of reducing the waist rwasteaf' Dutch: That's not square. You didn't mark it out right. Kid: Well, you marked it. Dutch: lt's all right then. Miss Mensch in Geometry: Warren, what kind of circles are these? W. Plummer: Whye e round. Jake: How do you spell automobile? Fritz: Just call it Ford. Miss Eldridge: Mabelle, if you have the measles, you had better go home. Helen D.: She has got them all right, she keeps scratching her head all of the time. f119j