Three Rivers High School - Reflector Yearbook (Three Rivers, MI)

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Miss McCain to Franklin Smith, who was playing the Victrola: What record have you? Franklin: You'll Always be the Same Sweet Girl. Laura Bitting in English IV: English couldn't inherit the throne to a woman. Miss Eldridge: The Bubonic Plague or Black Death was carried by rats. C. Jacobs: Gee! Claribel could carry it. Mr. Hobbs in Zoology: What is the other name for the false feet of one-celled animals fmeaning pseudopodium l. Bright Student.: Wooden legs. Mildred Ray to a French student after hearing him try to make nasal sounds: Do the Frenchmen hold their noses when they talk? Warren Smith, reading in English: On one side of the church were some posts to tie the congregations to the horses. By a brilliant Junior: I pledge allegiance to the Hag and to the nation invisible for which it stands, Miss Pett: Who was Diogenes'? Bright student: Er, wasn't he a dog? Hilda Bauserman, translating in Caesar: Which was a sign that it was necessary to be gathered in arms. John Johnson, translating in Latin: Hercules grabbed thc snakes by the hands and killed them. Don Whitesell, translating in German Il: He niade a wagon out of the wheels they draw on the walls and sides of houses. Horst in Physics: You see they are so close apart. Miss Pett, translating in Gernian ll: A soft woman's Voice. C. Rahn in German: The waste paper basket was trimmed with the river Melnderf' Miss Eldridge: What does A-R-T-H-L'-R spell? Carrie Lempke: George, Rhinie at the Schoolcraft game: Who's ahead? Senior: 'The guy who stayed at home. 10 cents. L117l

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Found on American Lit. test papers: Hamilton was morally wounded in a duel. John Edwards was a man who tried to live in the hereafter. Donald Schall in English: t'The Indian shot the buffalo and went through him and hit the calf on the other side. Mr. Hewitt in Vocations: 'tLaVerne, what are the requirements of a good lawyer? LaVerne Warner: A good lawyer has to be a pretty good liarf' Mr. Horst: Jesse, what does a pirate river do to its banks? Jesse Quake: 'Alt robs its banks. Miss Eldridge in English HI: Tell of the end of Bryant's life. Frieda Stears: He died. Found on Sth grade paper: John Bull was a fat robust man, with a round rosy cheek, and sturdy legs. Mr. Lyttle in mass meeting: lf no one will volunteer, we'll take a suggestion. Mr. Lyttle, speaking of insurance for soldiers, said: A soldier pays 556.50 a week for insurance, but of course, if he is never killed, he's out that much money. They say Frank Krull has brain fever. Fat chance! Can an angleworm have water on the knee? Mr. Horst: Miss Dock, why is your reflection in the bowl of a spoon distorted? Z. Dock: I guess it's because of the shape of the , . Mr. Horst: Figure or bowl? Mr. Lyttle, pronouncing spelling words for Sth grade exam.: Man, just the opposite of Woman. Miss McCain to Donald Schall: Are you his aunt? Jake Cross: A brother of mine had a shell explode within twenty feet of him. Jake Jacobs: That's nothing, two bums Cbombsh lit on our back porch this morning. Bernard Johnson in Junior English: Holmes was in good health until death. L116l

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Mary Fulcher, teaching English: Was Elizabeth a lovable woman? Percy Beidler: No, she wanted to get married and couldn't. Mr. Hewitt to Bernard Johnson in Physiology class: Describe a hair. Johnson, just coming out of a trance: A poor specimen of a rabbit. Mrs. Cauffman, looking over her list for the state exhibit: We haven't any high school birds. Z. Dock: I don't agree with that. Harley Shook in English: He wouldn't go out in the desert and fast for a year if he was a woman. Wava Barrows, trying on some new pumps: Oh these heels are too high, I don't want to be taller than Todd. Myrtle Bole in Stenography: The speculation done turned out well. Miss Eldridge in English IV: How many Knights did King Arthur have? Amy D.: A whole round table full. C. Collisi lin Zoologyh : UI thought the live ones were on top and the dead ones on the bottom of the ocean. Mr. Hobbs: Yes, the dead ones go down. M. Cowgill in English IV: He had to fight some awful beastf guess it was a man. Miss Eldridge: Edith, what is the strongest reason for your wanting to graduate from High School? Edith G.: Because my folks want me to. Miss Smith in English II: Well, haven't you an appendix in the back? In oral Zoology test: Donald, distinguish between the San Jose and the oyster shell scale. rAs Donald Boyer gets up he slips and almost falls.J Mr. Hobbs: You'll have to have a better understanding than that. Miss Pett: Leslie, what should be an enemy of man? L. Hart: Beasts and Hees, mostly. LIISI