Three Rivers High School - Reflector Yearbook (Three Rivers, MI)

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Found on American Lit. test papers: Hamilton was morally wounded in a duel. John Edwards was a man who tried to live in the hereafter. Donald Schall in English: t'The Indian shot the buffalo and went through him and hit the calf on the other side. Mr. Hewitt in Vocations: 'tLaVerne, what are the requirements of a good lawyer? LaVerne Warner: A good lawyer has to be a pretty good liarf' Mr. Horst: Jesse, what does a pirate river do to its banks? Jesse Quake: 'Alt robs its banks. Miss Eldridge in English HI: Tell of the end of Bryant's life. Frieda Stears: He died. Found on Sth grade paper: John Bull was a fat robust man, with a round rosy cheek, and sturdy legs. Mr. Lyttle in mass meeting: lf no one will volunteer, we'll take a suggestion. Mr. Lyttle, speaking of insurance for soldiers, said: A soldier pays 556.50 a week for insurance, but of course, if he is never killed, he's out that much money. They say Frank Krull has brain fever. Fat chance! Can an angleworm have water on the knee? Mr. Horst: Miss Dock, why is your reflection in the bowl of a spoon distorted? Z. Dock: I guess it's because of the shape of the , . Mr. Horst: Figure or bowl? Mr. Lyttle, pronouncing spelling words for Sth grade exam.: Man, just the opposite of Woman. Miss McCain to Donald Schall: Are you his aunt? Jake Cross: A brother of mine had a shell explode within twenty feet of him. Jake Jacobs: That's nothing, two bums Cbombsh lit on our back porch this morning. Bernard Johnson in Junior English: Holmes was in good health until death. L116l

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In fifth hour English. Miss McCain: Marie, tell us the date Wilson was Governor of New Jersey. Marie: From 1827 tok. Edith Godshalk in Geometry: 'tThen you draw a perpendicular from the third side of the vertex. Warren Hoshel in Latin II: Whoever wrote that didn't know much. Miss Smith: I am glad you think so, I wrote it. Donald Whitesell expresses his opinion: Girls, you want to re- member that it will be warm weather when we graduate and a nice thin white dress will certainly feel good. Perhaps Mae Lucas will have Luck some day? Ruth Judd has been buying something by installments, but she was unable to make the last payment, and the Lott was taken away from her. Mr. Horst: You mispronounced a word wrong. Miss Mensch, scolding Don Comin about his writing: Did you ever hear about Palmer Penmanship? Don: Yes, but not in Algebra. Mr. Hewitt's Botany class pupil handing him an admit with Miss McCain's initials on it. Mr. Hewitt: Isn't this fortheafternoon? ' Teacher: If you telegraph today what did you do yesterday? Pupil: I told-a-graph. Miss Pett in English: Orville, what was the Holy Grail? Why it was a cup that some man, a great man I guess, drank out of. Mr. Lyttle in English History: What would you say about this man's appearance? Was he handsome or slim? Kay King to Kay Boyer in Geometry: An exercise a day keeps the A's away. Miss Smith, explaining a Latin pronoun: The d-a-m part stays just the same. Mr. Lyttle in English History class: Henry II was Matilda's daughter. f1151

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Miss McCain to Franklin Smith, who was playing the Victrola: What record have you? Franklin: You'll Always be the Same Sweet Girl. Laura Bitting in English IV: English couldn't inherit the throne to a woman. Miss Eldridge: The Bubonic Plague or Black Death was carried by rats. C. Jacobs: Gee! Claribel could carry it. Mr. Hobbs in Zoology: What is the other name for the false feet of one-celled animals fmeaning pseudopodium l. Bright Student.: Wooden legs. Mildred Ray to a French student after hearing him try to make nasal sounds: Do the Frenchmen hold their noses when they talk? Warren Smith, reading in English: On one side of the church were some posts to tie the congregations to the horses. By a brilliant Junior: I pledge allegiance to the Hag and to the nation invisible for which it stands, Miss Pett: Who was Diogenes'? Bright student: Er, wasn't he a dog? Hilda Bauserman, translating in Caesar: Which was a sign that it was necessary to be gathered in arms. John Johnson, translating in Latin: Hercules grabbed thc snakes by the hands and killed them. Don Whitesell, translating in German Il: He niade a wagon out of the wheels they draw on the walls and sides of houses. Horst in Physics: You see they are so close apart. Miss Pett, translating in Gernian ll: A soft woman's Voice. C. Rahn in German: The waste paper basket was trimmed with the river Melnderf' Miss Eldridge: What does A-R-T-H-L'-R spell? Carrie Lempke: George, Rhinie at the Schoolcraft game: Who's ahead? Senior: 'The guy who stayed at home. 10 cents. L117l