Three Rivers High School - Reflector Yearbook (Three Rivers, MI)

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In fifth hour English. Miss McCain: Marie, tell us the date Wilson was Governor of New Jersey. Marie: From 1827 tok. Edith Godshalk in Geometry: 'tThen you draw a perpendicular from the third side of the vertex. Warren Hoshel in Latin II: Whoever wrote that didn't know much. Miss Smith: I am glad you think so, I wrote it. Donald Whitesell expresses his opinion: Girls, you want to re- member that it will be warm weather when we graduate and a nice thin white dress will certainly feel good. Perhaps Mae Lucas will have Luck some day? Ruth Judd has been buying something by installments, but she was unable to make the last payment, and the Lott was taken away from her. Mr. Horst: You mispronounced a word wrong. Miss Mensch, scolding Don Comin about his writing: Did you ever hear about Palmer Penmanship? Don: Yes, but not in Algebra. Mr. Hewitt's Botany class pupil handing him an admit with Miss McCain's initials on it. Mr. Hewitt: Isn't this fortheafternoon? ' Teacher: If you telegraph today what did you do yesterday? Pupil: I told-a-graph. Miss Pett in English: Orville, what was the Holy Grail? Why it was a cup that some man, a great man I guess, drank out of. Mr. Lyttle in English History: What would you say about this man's appearance? Was he handsome or slim? Kay King to Kay Boyer in Geometry: An exercise a day keeps the A's away. Miss Smith, explaining a Latin pronoun: The d-a-m part stays just the same. Mr. Lyttle in English History class: Henry II was Matilda's daughter. f1151

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Found in the front of Claribel Rahn's domestic science book: I am studying this book for Louie's sake. Poor Louie! Miss Eldridge: Fay Bent, bring your books right up here in front,-you haven't done a thing for a week this hour. Miss Pett: It's Neuter. M. Scidmore: Snooter? H. VanScoter: Who wrote 'Thanatopsis?' Z. Dock: William .Jennings Bryan. Tillie Dodge: And the dead lies on the ground dead. Bernard Kapp, making an apology in Grammar class: I didn't have time to put in the periods and capital letters. The bell rang just when I was through with it. Miss Buck: I wish that Irwin Hill was as good in the back as he is in the front. Why is the Kaiser like a piece of lemon pie? He is yellow inside, and hasn't enough crust to go over the top. Mr. Horst: Miss Gleason, work this problem in proportion: If the diameter ofa wagon wheel is 36 inches and the hub is 6 inches, how many more times will the hub go around than the wheel? Harriet, figuring hard: H600 times. And then the class couldn't see the joke. Miss Pett: Name two things that mean the same. I. Hill: 'Tat and kitten. Miss Mensch: Mary, have you ever heard the word 'locus' before? M. Fulcher: Yes, it is applied to a bug. Girls who oppose double session were discussing the subject to Leola Schweitzer. Leola: Gee, we'll have to come to school before we get up. Susan Healy, reading in English IV: 'Like three fits in a wine cupf It should be, 'Like three fit wines in a cup.' Claribel Rahn in German II: The moonshine fell rustling through the leaves. I1l4l

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Found on American Lit. test papers: Hamilton was morally wounded in a duel. John Edwards was a man who tried to live in the hereafter. Donald Schall in English: t'The Indian shot the buffalo and went through him and hit the calf on the other side. Mr. Hewitt in Vocations: 'tLaVerne, what are the requirements of a good lawyer? LaVerne Warner: A good lawyer has to be a pretty good liarf' Mr. Horst: Jesse, what does a pirate river do to its banks? Jesse Quake: 'Alt robs its banks. Miss Eldridge in English HI: Tell of the end of Bryant's life. Frieda Stears: He died. Found on Sth grade paper: John Bull was a fat robust man, with a round rosy cheek, and sturdy legs. Mr. Lyttle in mass meeting: lf no one will volunteer, we'll take a suggestion. Mr. Lyttle, speaking of insurance for soldiers, said: A soldier pays 556.50 a week for insurance, but of course, if he is never killed, he's out that much money. They say Frank Krull has brain fever. Fat chance! Can an angleworm have water on the knee? Mr. Horst: Miss Dock, why is your reflection in the bowl of a spoon distorted? Z. Dock: I guess it's because of the shape of the , . Mr. Horst: Figure or bowl? Mr. Lyttle, pronouncing spelling words for Sth grade exam.: Man, just the opposite of Woman. Miss McCain to Donald Schall: Are you his aunt? Jake Cross: A brother of mine had a shell explode within twenty feet of him. Jake Jacobs: That's nothing, two bums Cbombsh lit on our back porch this morning. Bernard Johnson in Junior English: Holmes was in good health until death. L116l