Three Rivers High School - Reflector Yearbook (Three Rivers, MI)

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Found in the front of Claribel Rahn's domestic science book: I am studying this book for Louie's sake. Poor Louie! Miss Eldridge: Fay Bent, bring your books right up here in front,-you haven't done a thing for a week this hour. Miss Pett: It's Neuter. M. Scidmore: Snooter? H. VanScoter: Who wrote 'Thanatopsis?' Z. Dock: William .Jennings Bryan. Tillie Dodge: And the dead lies on the ground dead. Bernard Kapp, making an apology in Grammar class: I didn't have time to put in the periods and capital letters. The bell rang just when I was through with it. Miss Buck: I wish that Irwin Hill was as good in the back as he is in the front. Why is the Kaiser like a piece of lemon pie? He is yellow inside, and hasn't enough crust to go over the top. Mr. Horst: Miss Gleason, work this problem in proportion: If the diameter ofa wagon wheel is 36 inches and the hub is 6 inches, how many more times will the hub go around than the wheel? Harriet, figuring hard: H600 times. And then the class couldn't see the joke. Miss Pett: Name two things that mean the same. I. Hill: 'Tat and kitten. Miss Mensch: Mary, have you ever heard the word 'locus' before? M. Fulcher: Yes, it is applied to a bug. Girls who oppose double session were discussing the subject to Leola Schweitzer. Leola: Gee, we'll have to come to school before we get up. Susan Healy, reading in English IV: 'Like three fits in a wine cupf It should be, 'Like three fit wines in a cup.' Claribel Rahn in German II: The moonshine fell rustling through the leaves. I1l4l

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Where have you been? In the hospital, being censored. Being censored? Yes, I had several important parts cut out. What was Washington's Farewell Address? Heaven, Ma'am. When you feel down in the mouth think of Jonah, he came out all right. Father, trying to administer castor oil in a spoonful of jam: You're a funny boy, why the sudden dislike for jam? Cause I believe it's mined. Sergeant: Ey there,-where you going? Absent minded beggar who had crawled out of trench: Oly jemeney,xwhen I heard that shell whistle overhead I thot it was 12 o'clock. The first bird I ever shot was a squirrel, and the first time I hit him I missed him and the next time I hit him in the same place. So I took a stone and dropped him from the tree and he fell in the river and was drowned. And that was the first bird I ever shot. is What's wrong with the Supt's eyes? Nothing I guess. Why? Why the other day when I went in there he asked me where my hat was twice, and it was on my head all the time. in u ns Is the manager in? No, he isn't. Are you sure? na Well, do you doubt his word? Mr. Hewitt in Vocation class: Donald, what is a Pharmacist? Donald Tessin, dreamily: A woman-farmer, isn't it? DEFINITIONS FOUND ON EIGHTH GRADE PAPERS CognomenfeA sound coming from the nose. Sepulchre-King's staff. PlebiansMeeting place for Indians. PageantseeCountry boys. lVletropoliseCountry building. Formidable tbirch treeJeeMuch used. GalligaskimofLeggings handed down from one generation to another. 51131

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In fifth hour English. Miss McCain: Marie, tell us the date Wilson was Governor of New Jersey. Marie: From 1827 tok. Edith Godshalk in Geometry: 'tThen you draw a perpendicular from the third side of the vertex. Warren Hoshel in Latin II: Whoever wrote that didn't know much. Miss Smith: I am glad you think so, I wrote it. Donald Whitesell expresses his opinion: Girls, you want to re- member that it will be warm weather when we graduate and a nice thin white dress will certainly feel good. Perhaps Mae Lucas will have Luck some day? Ruth Judd has been buying something by installments, but she was unable to make the last payment, and the Lott was taken away from her. Mr. Horst: You mispronounced a word wrong. Miss Mensch, scolding Don Comin about his writing: Did you ever hear about Palmer Penmanship? Don: Yes, but not in Algebra. Mr. Hewitt's Botany class pupil handing him an admit with Miss McCain's initials on it. Mr. Hewitt: Isn't this fortheafternoon? ' Teacher: If you telegraph today what did you do yesterday? Pupil: I told-a-graph. Miss Pett in English: Orville, what was the Holy Grail? Why it was a cup that some man, a great man I guess, drank out of. Mr. Lyttle in English History: What would you say about this man's appearance? Was he handsome or slim? Kay King to Kay Boyer in Geometry: An exercise a day keeps the A's away. Miss Smith, explaining a Latin pronoun: The d-a-m part stays just the same. Mr. Lyttle in English History class: Henry II was Matilda's daughter. f1151