Three Rivers High School - Reflector Yearbook (Three Rivers, MI)

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Miss Eldridge: Donald, what is so funny back there? D. Benfer: Nothing, I'm gonna laugh and grow fat. Miss Eldridge: You'll have to laugh harder than that, grinning won't do it. Found by Mr. Horst in correcting Physics test papers: The latent heat of fusion is the heat taken on by a body in fussing. On the third stroke of the piston the exhaust valve opens to let out the waist. Frank Krull: At the age of nineteen, Jonathan Edwards became a minister. Teacher: How and where did he preach? Frank K.: He preached twenty-one years at one time. Teacher: Quite a long sermon. Mr. Ringle: What does the word lobbying come from? Franklin S.: Lobster. Mr. Ringle dictating Words: Phonetics Harley Shook in undertone: That must be the disease telephones have. Miss Pett: Well, Bernice, I think you can tix it all right. You want to have the man a little troubled by his conscience: something inside of him troubling him. Gerald Hagan: Make it stomach trouble. Lynn Weyrick in American Lit.: t'Cotton Mathers wrote the Magna Carta. Sergeant: Don't you know how to hold your rifle? Rookie: But I've a splinter in my finger. Sergeant: Been scratching your head again I suppose? If I stood on my head, said the teacher, the blooil would run to my head. Why does it not all run to my fe at then? Cause your feet ain't empty. Visitor: Is the manager in? Office boy: I am very sorry to say that he is not. Why are you so very sorry? Because it's against my conscience to tell lies. What are you going to run? The mile or the two mile? I can tell better at the end of the mile. f112l

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Where have you been? In the hospital, being censored. Being censored? Yes, I had several important parts cut out. What was Washington's Farewell Address? Heaven, Ma'am. When you feel down in the mouth think of Jonah, he came out all right. Father, trying to administer castor oil in a spoonful of jam: You're a funny boy, why the sudden dislike for jam? Cause I believe it's mined. Sergeant: Ey there,-where you going? Absent minded beggar who had crawled out of trench: Oly jemeney,xwhen I heard that shell whistle overhead I thot it was 12 o'clock. The first bird I ever shot was a squirrel, and the first time I hit him I missed him and the next time I hit him in the same place. So I took a stone and dropped him from the tree and he fell in the river and was drowned. And that was the first bird I ever shot. is What's wrong with the Supt's eyes? Nothing I guess. Why? Why the other day when I went in there he asked me where my hat was twice, and it was on my head all the time. in u ns Is the manager in? No, he isn't. Are you sure? na Well, do you doubt his word? Mr. Hewitt in Vocation class: Donald, what is a Pharmacist? Donald Tessin, dreamily: A woman-farmer, isn't it? DEFINITIONS FOUND ON EIGHTH GRADE PAPERS CognomenfeA sound coming from the nose. Sepulchre-King's staff. PlebiansMeeting place for Indians. PageantseeCountry boys. lVletropoliseCountry building. Formidable tbirch treeJeeMuch used. GalligaskimofLeggings handed down from one generation to another. 51131