Three Rivers High School - Reflector Yearbook (Three Rivers, MI)

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Mr. Lyttle in U. S. History: See what the Spanish did to the English in Mexico: they killed them and then put them in prison for the rest of their lives. Mr. Horst: Why is hydrogen called a reducing agent? B. Bobb: Why-er-ah it reduces. Lucius Shafer: Guess l'll try it: must be easier than rolling. Miss Eldridge, in English IV: What was the Ancren Riwle lReelb? M. Mowrer: Durned if I know. Sounds like some kind of a dance to me. Miss Eldridge: Some of you rather contradicted yourselves by saying, 'The three old maids who wished to go into seclusionf Warren Krull, in Geometry: A straight li11e is a line without any crooks in it. Problem in Review Arithmetic: A merchant made 952.00 when selling an 318.00 overcoat for a quarter off. What was the selling price? Leola Schweitzer: Does that mean 25'Q or two bits off? Mr. Horst in Chemistry: lf air is pressing on our bodies 14.7 lbs. to the square inch, why doesn't it crush us? M. Scidmore: Lots of l1ot air in us. Mr. Horst, going right down the class with the same question: Bobb. B. Bobb csleepilym: I pass. Speaking of the clans which the Romans had, Miss Smith said: For instance, Paul would belong to the Cui' CKerrJ family. Miss Eldridge, in English IV: Was Shakespeares early life a pleasant one Eunice Gorbutt: Not very: he Went to school when he was seven. T, Mr. Ringle, in Commercial Arithmetic: Raymond, work this problem: 25 lbs. of tea at 54C a yard. Laura Petre: He's thinking of macaroni. Susan Hartman, reading a paper in Grammar: t'l'hey tied them- selves to their handkerchiefsf' Miss Mensch: 'Neatest paper you've handed in yet, Harold. Harold Austin: It's the only one I've handed in. 51111

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Miss Eldridge: Donald, what is so funny back there? D. Benfer: Nothing, I'm gonna laugh and grow fat. Miss Eldridge: You'll have to laugh harder than that, grinning won't do it. Found by Mr. Horst in correcting Physics test papers: The latent heat of fusion is the heat taken on by a body in fussing. On the third stroke of the piston the exhaust valve opens to let out the waist. Frank Krull: At the age of nineteen, Jonathan Edwards became a minister. Teacher: How and where did he preach? Frank K.: He preached twenty-one years at one time. Teacher: Quite a long sermon. Mr. Ringle: What does the word lobbying come from? Franklin S.: Lobster. Mr. Ringle dictating Words: Phonetics Harley Shook in undertone: That must be the disease telephones have. Miss Pett: Well, Bernice, I think you can tix it all right. You want to have the man a little troubled by his conscience: something inside of him troubling him. Gerald Hagan: Make it stomach trouble. Lynn Weyrick in American Lit.: t'Cotton Mathers wrote the Magna Carta. Sergeant: Don't you know how to hold your rifle? Rookie: But I've a splinter in my finger. Sergeant: Been scratching your head again I suppose? If I stood on my head, said the teacher, the blooil would run to my head. Why does it not all run to my fe at then? Cause your feet ain't empty. Visitor: Is the manager in? Office boy: I am very sorry to say that he is not. Why are you so very sorry? Because it's against my conscience to tell lies. What are you going to run? The mile or the two mile? I can tell better at the end of the mile. f112l