Three Rivers High School - Reflector Yearbook (Three Rivers, MI)

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GO TO THE MANNING HAT SHOP For Up-to-date Millinery and Steam and Dry Cleaning Hai, Goods MAX KIRSCHBAUM lineedle Art Goods a Specialty Have guns got legs? High Quality Baked Goods at NO. J, TENENBAUM5 How do they kick then? VVith their breeches. She. What reason have you for hanging around that convent? l-le. Nun fnonel. Senior. Have you read 'Looking Backward? Freshie. How the deuce could l do that? Miss Taylor. Now carefully watch for enunciations and write down all the words you don't hear. CHEAPER Two hearts with but a single thought Till life is done, But how much better it would be If two mouthes were one. Miss Taylor. This man toils with his hands, the other with his head. Explain that sentence, Clark. C. Iacobs. The first works from his shoulders down and the other from his shoulders up. Sophia Doll in U. S. History. Why do women always stand for peace? Mr. Lyttle. l never could understand that myself. Teacher. 'ACompare luscious. Pupil. Luscious, Portly, Shafer. Mr. Lyttle. What is the monument on St. Joe Street for? james Comin. Keep to the right. Why is a kiss thru the telephone like a straw hat? Because it is not felt. 51193

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ln U. S. History. Question, Who is Star jordan? Paul Weaver. He's on some kind of a board. General Science. What makes a double rainbow? Nifty Langley. The light shines on double raindrops. OPERA HOUSE FRIDAY, the 23rd of NOWONDER ONE NIGHT ONLY - 25, 50, 75c Stink tn the Uld Farm, Mary, nr A House Maid's Revenge lUnder auspices of Hobb's Back-to-the-farm Club LIST OF PARTICIPANTS QP1ease remember these are amateursj Harry Vetch Tim O. Thy Al Sac and his cousin Red Clover Buck Wheat Ole Pop Corn Al Falfa Soie Bean Rose En Rye ALso 3 BIG REELS OF coMEDY THE SOUP GURGLER COME AND BRING YOUR FAMILY Helen Defenderfer. Steam engines make the wind-mill go around. Malcolm Rahn. Is tin made from iron? Why does Kaiser begin with K ? Because the British control the C Cseal. 51181

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Prof. Can you tell me what the current expenses of the school are? Freshie. Electric light bills. Sophomore ftalking about ldyll's of the Kingsl. Rhinie. What are you talking about? Sophomore. Gareth You don't know him. Rhinie. Sure l know him. Sophomore. About Gareth and Lynette? Rhinie. Dunno, l never knew his last name. And so he kissed you unawares, Fell victim to your charms: And you were very angry, Yes, you were up in arms. Paul Weaver fin physicsj. Would you call fog-steam. Mr. Chapel. Would you call what steam? Paul. Fogef-u-g. Miss McCain. How many cents in a nickel? Donald Schall. Ten, You can lead a horse to water But you can not make him drink. You can lead a Rhinie to the class, But you can not make him think. Senior to junior. ul saw your picture last night. Junior. Where? Senior. On a can of salmon, you poor fish. Mr. Hobbs. What must you have in a stream? fmeaning currentl. Margaret Beerstecher. Fish, Don. Whitesell was examining the 3d speed lever on a bicycle. Mr. Lyttle friding upj. l-las that thing a reverse on it? VVhitesell. No Mr. Lyttle. How do you turn it around? Bob Ruggles in Chemistry. Powdered Zinc is made by grind- ing it very finely. Ruth Elliott. My but Doc. Siegel's mustache is killing. It tickles me. Myrtle Boles. Yes, it has often tickled me. 51201