Three Rivers High School - Growl Yearbook (Three Rivers, TX)

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SENIOR PROPHECY We see MIKE HARRIS is now making commercials for Ultra-Brite toothpaste. That sex appeal must really be something. We see Mike is now living with his twelfth wife qthis monthj. I see KENNY HEDRICK has just bought out the remaining stock from the Live Oak County Auction. He's been giving everyone a lot of bull for a long time: now it is his job. After completing extensive training under Mr. Carl Weber, Ir. , BUDDY HUEBOTTER has become the new principal of TRHS, but he still lets Frank Neffendorf ring the bells. JOANNA HUGGINS has just opened a dress shop called Huggin's Hut, specializing in sizes OO to 3. There is a rtunor, however, that she will be closing soon to take a position at Dennis' Discotheque. I wonder what Dennis had in mind? ROSA JUAREZ has just announced her plans to buy out McDonalds and change the name to The Bun 84 Bean: specializing in beans on buns. RODNEY KOLB is now a member of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police. He always gets his woman. After taking an overdose of sleeping pills as a Freshman, HARRY KUENSTLER has finally awakened to find he is about to graduate from T.R.H.S. RANDY MAUPIN is now making a movie about his high school days called No Hair , The retired principal of TRHS, Mr. Carl Weber, has consented to be Randy's hairdresser, just like the old high school days. TONIE WILSON has just signed up to be lifeguard for Calliham YMCA. CAROL YOUNG is teaching Drivers Ed at George West. She specializes in crash preparation and controlling a car after a crash. Managers MAURICE ZAMZOW and ROC KY MENDEZ have teamed up to become managers of the Ray Point Rejects. MARY ANN MEEKS is now taking karate lessons to defend herself from her brother-in-law Jack, who, by the way, is now the District Attorney for Live Oak County. , ROGER STEWART is now a photographer for Playboy magazine. He just signed a 55-year contract with his wife Debbie to be a Playboy pin-up. STOC KY MORGAN is now a mechanic for A. I. Foyt, after completing five years of service for the Three Rivers Bus Barn. JULIE PLOCH, after 20 years, has been discovered frozen in her father's ice house. DELIA RODRIQUEZ has finally reached her lifetime fulfillment - she has turned into a type- writer without a paper bail. Because of stiff competition from ALBERT RUIZ, Bugs Bunny has resigned from acting. DOUG STEWART has just written a best-seller entitled: How to Get Out of High School in Seven Easy Years. N EDDIE STAINTHORPE is now editor of a communist controlled newspaper operating out of l Hanoi. Actually he is a double agent writing for the Three Rivers News, In order to strengthen the Milwaukee Bucks, who by the way need it, Iabbar has persuaded to sign his little brother, RENE ABDUL SOTELO,

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GLORIA RUIZ has started a new Cheerleading School specializing in yelling. After ten years we have learned that Mrs. Sanders has been using her daughter SHERYL as a guinea pig for her wild medical experiments. RAY TREVINO, after completing extensive training under Ben Barnes, is now governor of Texas. Because of swimming in uranium pits, RICHARD WEBER has become radioactive, so the U. N. banned him for use as a nuclear weapon. The American Skiing Association has announced plans to turn the top of DANNY VALDEZ'S head into a ski slope. JOE BONNER and RODDY COQUA T, the famous small town motorcycle racers, just hit the big times along with their financial sponsor DAVID PENNINGTON of Pincus Drilling Company when they took first place in the Baja 1000. MIKE DUSEK has taken over Dolly Parton's place in the Porter Wagoner Show. If you are in the Ray Point area, be sure to take the exit off the New Ray Point Downtown Freeway in time to stop at Squirrely SHIRLEY 'S Bakery. She specializes in BRO WNIES, They are so good you can only eat one. DAVID GARCIA is now the chemistry teacher at the University of Tilden. BOBBY GRAVES decided to join the Army so they would pay his way through college at the same time. Well, things didn't work out quite as he expected. He's now attending the University of Saigon. TERRI DIAZ was a very successful psychiatrist. She was writing a thesis on the emotional life of an octopus, but she got tangled up in her work and hasn't been seen for some time. LYNN BELLO WS' water company at Simmons has gone bankrupt because the people of Simmons don't know water is something to drink. PEGGY KYLE brought about another triumph for Women's Lib. She demanded equal rights with her husband. She got them. She now is a sanitation engineer with the Three Rivers Sanitation -Department. That's just a fancy word for a roter-rooter woman. Next season on Rowan 85 Martin's Laugh-ln, instead of Lillie Tomlin, you'll see WALLY GARCIA. LUCINDA CRUZ has opened a large factory for edible plates. Instead of your mother telling you to eat everything on your plate, she simply makes you eat your plate. KIM DOVE has just announced his plans to jump 20 cattle guards on a motorcycle, trying to break his record of one cheek. Burt Reynolds has just resigned from doing fold-outs because of strict competition from DONALD GRIFFITH. When asked about this, Donald said, Why not? I'm just as cute as him and there is more of mel ! ! RANDAL ROSEBROCK now runs track for the U.S. Olympic team in Germany. ' u . I U n ----- -.. -.---5.7.-----I l