Thorp High School - Seniorian Yearbook (Thorp, WI)

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NORBERT TECLAW F0f511SiCS 1, 3, 4: Booster Club 33 FRA. Z3 Christmas Ball Chairman 43 Too Sweet For Sixteen 33 If You Knew Susie .43 Mixed Chorus 1, 2, 3, 43 Curtis Drive 43 Noonday Soft- ball ancl Basketball 2, 3, 43 Noonclay Volleyball 2, 4. HELEN TRUSE Booster Club 1, 2, 3, 43 F.H.A. 2, 43 ,luniorette Art Editor 33 Noonday Basketball 43 Noonday volleyball 3, 4. RICHARD VANDERHYDEN S.A.F.. Representative 13 Prom Committee 33 F.F.A. 1, 23 Sen- iorian Staff 43 Football 1, 2, 3, 4. Not Showng ALOIS PIWONI Page Sixteen RICHARD TECLAW Forensics 1, 2 3, 43 Booster Club Secretary 33 1, Treasur- er 23 Too Sweet For Sixteen 33 If You Knew Susie 43 Mixed Chorus 3, 4. PATRICIA URBAS Noonclay Softball 2, 33 Forensics 3, 43 Booster Club 1, 2, 3, 43 F. H. A. 1, 43 Play Production 3, 43 Girl's Basketball 1, 23 Mixed Chorus 1, Z, 3, 4g Band 1, 2, 3, 43 Out O' The Pines 43 Noonday Basketball and Volleyball Z, 3, 4. RICHARD WIATER Mixed Chorus 23 Noonday Bas- ketball Z, 3, 43 Forensics 3, 43 Prom Committee 33 Seniorian Staff 43 If You Knew Susie 43 Class President 4. IRENE ZARADA Armistice Day Program 43 Noonday Softball 2, 33 Forensics 1, 2, 3, 43 Booster Club 1, 2, 3, 43 F.H.A. 1, Z, 33 Library Club 43 Girl's Basketball 1, Z3 Too Sweet For Sixteen 33 If You Knew Susie 43 Noonday Volley- ball 3, 43 Iuniorette Art Editor 33 Noonday Basketball 2, 3, 43 Girl's Prom Committee.

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GERALD PHILLIPS School Orchestra 2, 35 Curtis Drive 1, Z, 35 Class President Z5 Vice-President 35 Secretary 45 Play Production 45 Homecoming Committee 35 Prom Committee 35 Mixed Chorus 2, 3, 45 Band 1, 2, 3, 45 Football 1, 2, 3, Captain 45 Basketball 1, 2, 3, Captain 45 Baseball 1, 2, 45 Prom Attendant MARGIE REICHERT Cheerleader Z, 3, 45 Noonday Softball 2, 35 Forensics 1, Z, 3, 45 Booster Club 1, Z, 4, President 35 F.H.A. 1, Vice-President 35 Library Club 2, 35 Girl's Basket- ball 1, 25 Prom Committee 35 Girls, Prom Committee 45 Too Sweet For Sixteen 35 If You Knew Susie 45 Seniorian Staff 45 Noonday Basketball and Vol- leyball 3, 4. ARMON SCHMIDT Student Council 25 Noonday Softball 1, Z, 3, 45 Anything Goesl' 2, 45 Intramural Referee 45 S.A.F. Representative 35 F.F. A. 25 Prom Committee 35 Play Production 3, 45 Seniorian Staff 45 Basketball 1, 2, 35 Football 45 Basketball Manager 45 Noonday Basketball 1, 2, 3, 45 Noonday Volleyball 3. 4, ELEANORE SCIEZOR Noonday Softball Z, 35 Booster Club 1, 2, 3, 4, F.H.A. 1, 2, 3, 45 Play Production 45 Library Club 3. 45 Girl's Basketball 1, 25 Too Sweet For Sixteen 35 Out O' The Pines 45 Noonday Basket- ball and Volleyball 2, 3, 4. Page Fifteen TOM QUALLE Class President 35 Vice-Presi- dent 25 Play Production 45 Homecoming Committee 1, 35 Prom Committee 35 Mixed Chor- us 3, 45 Band 1, 2, 3, 45 Junior- ette 35 Badger Boys' State Rep- resentative 35 Seniorian Staff 45 Football 1, 2, 3, 45 Baseball 1, 2, 45 Prom King 35 School Orches- tra 2, 3, 45 Anything Goes 2, 3, 45 Student Council 3, Presi- dent 45 Basketball 1, Z, 3, 4. J OANNE ROMANOWICZ Seniorian Staff 45 Noonday Bas- ketball and Volleyball 2, 3, 45 Noonday Softball Z. 35 Booster Club 1, 2, 3, 45 F.H.A. 1, Vice- Presiclent 45 Play Production 45 Library Club Z5 Christmas Ball 45 Too Sweet For Sixteen 35 Out O' The Pines Staff 45 Mixed Chorus 4. J on SIEGIENSKI F.F.A. 1, 2, 3, 45 Noonrlay Soft- ball 1. FLORIAN SZATALOWICZ Noouday Softball Z, 35 S.A.F. Representative Z5 Forensics 1, 3, 45 F.F.A. 1, 25 Prom Commit- tee 35 Christmas Ball 45 Too Sweet For Sixteen 35 If You Knew Susie 45 Mixed Chorus 45 Out O' The Pines Staff 45 Noonday Basketball 1. 2, 3, 45 Noonday Volleyball 45 Football 2.

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Class Prophecy After numerous unsuccessful attempts to get his three dimensional television set focused, Mr. Gaffney relents to an ancient source of information, the news- paper. He picks up the May 5, 1978 issue of the nationally known, Nobel and Pulitzer Prize Winner, Kitch's Katastrophej' edited by David Kitch, a former fellow-faculty man of his. Incidentally, it has been whispered that this periodical is in the running for the Congo Cultural Citation. After quickly scanning through the first forty- seven pages of Kitch's Political Sorespots, his atten- tion is immediately drawn to the lower left hand corner of the forty-eighth page, where he finds his favorite column, Believe It or Not, by D. Kitch, Jr. He begins reading enthusiastically. Robert Badzinski, the famous Intelligence Di- rector at the Grand Psychiatric Institute, founded by the famous Neuro Psychiatrist, Dr. Edmund Sabas- tain Grendzinski, left for Las Vegas for a long needed rest. Lenard Burzynski, better known to the public as The Legs, is now employed by the Piwoni Non- Slip, Non-Slide, Non-Run, Cosmic-Proof, hosiery Corporation. Mr. Burzynski's duties are to convince the ladies that these stockings are Non-Slip, Non- Slide, Non-Run, and Cosmic-Proof. Eugene Norysiewicz, now featured by Barnum Sz Bailey as the Human Cannonball in their daring television show, shocked the entire United States in his last appearance, when he accidently forgot to fasten his safety belt and shot through the top of the big tent, landing in a patch of poison ivy. He is now confined to his bed with a severe rash. The society playboy and heir to the Tinker Toy Industry, Bob Butterfield, was granted a divorce from his tenth wife, Eleanore Scziezor Butterfield, the breathtaking Broadway fan dancer on the grounds of incompatibility. Francis Grabon has organized the Grabon Order of Friars, and is spending his remaining days in constant prayer and penance to atone for his pre- vious wicked, ill-led life. Don Dobrzynski, famed artist, was given a contract by Genevieve Lasiuk, the highway commis- sioner for the State of Wisconsin, to paint the yellow stripe down the center of the new super highway running from Chippewa Falls to Eau Claire. Frances Kmieciak, who has just completed her latest movie, Water Babe, is now preparing to undertake a deep-sea diving excursion in the Carib- bean waters. Her husband, Richard Vanderhyden, a prominent New York Dentist, hopes she will find an adequate supply of pearls so that he may finish the upper plate for the sensational revival singer, Joe Siegienski, who has captivated Broadway with his newest release, It's in the Volumes. The Indianapolis Speedway record was broken by the fearless, daring, speed-queen, Kathleen Hazuga. After a startling finish, she rushed into the clutching arms of her husband, Tom Qualle, the leader of the Underworld, alias - the oil can of the big lrnachine, and sighed, We finally got a getaway car. Susan Harycki, of Ft. Sam Houston, Texas, re- turned from Chicago, Illinois, with her Chesterwhite Hog, Nigger. For the third consecutive year she has presented a prize hog to the National Swine Judge, James Chester Haas, a former student of Thorp High School, who has just completed his best selling book, How to Raise Rindless Side Pork. Gerald Phillips, sometimes referred to as J. P. Morgan the second, revealed to the press how he made his first billion. It seems the seventeenth year he worked as a janitor for the Truse Slaughtering house, he became quite chummy with the proprieter's lovely and rich daughter, Helen. With her 'encourage- ment and his past knowledge of animal hides, heire- leased a new product to cure falling hair, Ph1ll1p's Hair Delight. Al Kotecki is working for his second cup of coffee by selling apples on the corner of Skidrow and Madison Street in the Windy City. Richard Teclaw, a Harvard lawyer, is currently working on a Writ of Habeas Corpus to get Irene Jasket, the lady wrestler, out of the cooler, for strangling her opponent in a fit of anger. The City of Thorp is in a mild state of confus- ion, a new business has been introducted and is advertising under the slogan, f'Drains plugged? Try the Con-way. Miss Rosanne Conway, the instigator and chief un-plugger, has added a personal and feminine touch to the unpleasant task by doing the job by herself. Allene Kenney, whose picture has recently ap- peared on the Bull Durham Tobacco packages, has been traveling the United States with .the rodeo rid- ing wild bulls. As you notice by the pictures, travel has certainly broadened her. l The new sensation, who succeeded Johnny Weiss- miller as Tarzan, Don Nevela, has been offered a million dollar contract by Metropolitan Opera to sing the part of the Toreador in Carmen. I Armon Schmidt, now luxuriously residing on the island of Capri, has recently opened a Honeymoonerfs resort. His first set of lovebirds was Ruby Buss, presi- dent of the Lonely Hearts Club in New York, and Florian Szatalowicz, who was voted the most eligible bachelor in the United States. Miss Margie Reichert narrowly escaped death when the Nitroglycerine truck, she had been driving for 24 hours, accidently left the road and hit a farmers cow, Miss Reichert got a big bang out of this incident. Sylvia Cieslek explained to a group of professors recently her new book, The Birds and the Bees. The professors were astounded at the knowledge she has acquired from taking a four year course in Animal Husbandry. Richard Wiater has lived up to the expectations of his classmates and teachers. He is now working for the Federal Government in Washington, D.C. His 24 hour job is replacing burnt out light bulbs in the Pentagon. I Senate action for the bill, Butrym Beef Price Supports, introduced by the wealthy Texas rancher, Jeanette Butrym, has been delayed due to the fili- bustering by Norbert Teclaw, the proprietor of Sam's Corner Fish Market. Readers, which would you prefer, Norb's last weeks fish, or Jeanettes Texas Leather? Flash! The greatest magician alive, Bernadette Nimble-Fingers Cukla, who is said to be second only to Houdini, was picked up by the police today on the charge of pick-pocketing. As the plain-clothes Woman Detective, Lorraine Dahm, snapped the handcuis on her, Nimble-Fingers shockingingly exclaimed, No law is going to stand in my way. I'll just dig in my little black bag of tricks. Jean Cook, a Taxerdermist in Ontario, Canada, has replaced the old Moosehead at the Moosehall, in Thorp, Wisconsin, with a new and larger lone, that she recently finished stufing. Her amazing work ranges from antheads to elephant eyeballs. I Who Shot Cock-Robin? has just been revised, by Ann Larson. The leadoff line is: Who Dicenti- graded that Nasty Foul? I . l By some mathematical calculation, Patricia Urbas, has found a method to straighten the Lean- ing Tower of Piza. ' Robert Mertens and his wife, the former Julia Page Seventeen