Thornton High School - Retrospect Yearbook (Thornton, CO)

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Spaceballs This pun-ridden Mel Brooks super-turkey parodied many science fiction movies but was not very well recieved on the planet earth. Who's That Girl? A summer of '87 bomb with Madonna trying her best to be Marilyn Monroe. Don't Waste Your Money By Charly Hogc Ernest Goes to Camp Hey Vem! Save yer money and watch Ernest act his heart out in those great commercials. Howard the Duck Created by George Lucas, this duck (or man in a duck suit) fell from space down to earth and into the cinema toilet. Back to the Beach After appearing in this movie, many of the popular '60's stars in this beach party reunion may never go back to the beach. The films listed above are ranked in order from worst to near worst as voted in a random sampling taken October 23 of TIIS students. No one movie can be loved by everybody. In fact, almost everyone looks for sometheng different in what they would call a decent movie. However, there are some movies that seem doomed to carry the title of turkey . These turkeys never seem hard to come by, and it always appears that these are w-hat we sink most of our movie money into. For an hour and a half we sit in a darkened theatre and think about how our five dollars could have been better spent. Maybe we should’ve skipped buying the ticket and gone straight to the concession stand, to spend five dollars on meager portions of popcorn. But now, you can be forewarned! The following is a list of the most recent top five turkeys as seen in the distinguished opinion of THS students. David Ramsay Trisla Randolph Denise Rash Kathryn Rawson Tracic Read Stacey Reddick David Reed Carrie Reedy Lynncttc Rcnz Russell Richardson Carla Ridgclcy Rhonda Rimplcy Andrew Rivera Rebecca Roach William Robards James Robb Kccch Robles Maria Rodriguez Jason Rogers Daniel Rollman Michael Romero l.cc Romkcc Matthew Roper Thomas Rotar Gina Roth Adam Roybal Shawn Ruiz Lewis Russell 137

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William Mulroy Timothy Murphy Sondra Musgrovc Jennifer Myers Aaron Navarette Juanita Navarro Vanessa Navarro Raymond Nelson Jennifer Nemee Jeffrey Neuman Michele Newell Brian Newton Huynh Mai Nguyen Stcfanic Nichols Craig Nicholson Candy Nicodcmus John Nolan Jennifer Norris Angela O’Brien Sandra O'Connell Brian Oilsaver Trent Oney Cynthia Oray Gloria Ortiz Patrick Ortiz Scan Ortiz Kimberly Overman Kristie Padilla Sang Hyon Pak Andrea Palmer Lisa Passanante George Passantino Tanya Pattay Anthony Pearson Aaron Pcavy Brandi Pccosky Kent Pedersen Dena Pelletier Jimmy Pena Jennifer Pennington Frances Pergande Jennifer Perry Raygcnc Peyton Kendra Pfinning Shanna Pharcs Raymond Polcyn Chad Pomcring John Pomponio David Prather Amy Prieto Judith Protsman Terri Pugliesc Bob Pyle Shannon Quinlan Joseph Quinonez William Rains

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Maurice Russell Monica Ruybal Michelle Ryan Richard Ryan Lisa Sage Henry Sailas Angel Salaz Colin Salmon Greg Sanchez Scott Sanders Steven Sandoval Jeffrey Santomango Angela Sauers Antonio Sauers Jessica Savva Lori Schafer Stephany Schaffncr Stephanie Schlosser Rick Schneider Cindy Schocningcr Matthew Schrocdcr Paul Schultzc Deborah Schwartz Robin Scoggins Angie Scollard Timothy Scagcr George Seganakis Jon Segovia 13« by Charly Hogc Homecoming Week actually starts out quite innocently, and very few of the sophomores can sense the evil flowing in the air. Soon, mysterious things begin to happen as strange, insulting war paint appears on sophomores' faces and the school bathrooms turn into cathedrals of terror and doom. All upperclassmen explode into unstoppable monsters fully armed with deadly cosmetic weapons. The blood-curdling sound of merciless swirlies echoes through the hideous, maze-like hallways. The sophomores have nowhere to run. Eventually, every bell becomes a war gong, summoning the sophomores to a terrifying hallway battle that they cannot win. The Administration looks on hopelessly, and tries in vain to end this senseless chaos. As this fateful week draws to a close, the sophomores gather their sanity and breathe a sigh of relief. Soon the terror will be over, and all will be normal. The very next Monday, all the upperclassmen appear to have returned to normality, and they act as if none of the horrifying scrubbings had never happened. Until next year.. .. Battle Scars Senior David Kunz terrorizes sophomores Lloyd Martinez and Chad Garcia in the traditional madness called scrubbing.