Thomson High School - Sandburr Yearbook (Thomson, IL)

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Carol Hartman has just been entered Into the Guiness Book of World Records. She broke all the records for high-speed talking. You know that! Deb Hebeler, who lives by the river, discovered a new beauty treatment, using Mississippi Mud. Although it was in- tended for girls only, look what happened when she tried it on Jim! Marvin Hill as star center for the Globetrotters, with Donald Swanger as his personal manager. Kim Houzenga and Steve Shlve dancing cheek to cheek, and he's not on his knees! Kevin Marken and his yamadog laid up in the Savanna City Hospital as permanent residents. Diane Oldani and Sue Towery playing in the Lawrence Welk Orchestra. They enjoy the bubbly ! Cory Pldde working at Tiny Tim's Twinkle Turf. He works with the waitresses, but only for tips. He likes the money, too! Patty Prlns and Craig have bought the Satellite Lounge in Lanark and are prospering in their business. And you said you wanted to be a P.E. teacher! Lois Reese, still entangled in Spider's web. she has found the web very hard to clean, especially with six small tar- antulas and a daddy long legs running around! Sue Robinson, who is now working for Law-Jones Funeral Home in Savanna. She dresses the bodies and curls their hair. The wet look is dead! Casey Shanfelt and Bill (alias Billy and Claude), are now employed with the McGinnis Mafia, as professional hitmen. Penny Thomas as a grease monkey for Krontz's Wrecking Service . She keeps Al's parts running smooth. Cheryl Wiersema was unable to be found. Last time she was seen, she had fallen through a crack in the sidewalk----in California! Jim Wiersema was out looking for Deb's Mississippi Mud, and he slipped, fell, and was washed away. He has not yet been found. They are still looking! Luis, the Mexican red-hot, has moved back to Thomson. He now owns a long chain of taco houses, serving more than just tacos! 3 ... The Junior Class ...

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SENIOR CLASS PROPHECY i ne Junior Class of 1978 sincerely hopes that this Senior Class Prophecy is taken in a very humorous way, since that is the way It was written! We sill now proceed to the year 1998 where we see: Kevin Atherton, proud owner of Pickle's Pump and Go, where you can buy gerkins by the gallons. Vicky Brown as head mechanic at Adolph Enterprises. She overhauls Tim's engines to see what makes 'em tick. Brenda Crockette and June Sprotte as permanent residents of the Windcrest Nursing Home. Now they can get their own bedpans changed! Stephanie Ellis, wife of Randy Newman, who is singer of Short People ! She doesn't allow any small talk In her house! Sharon Flynn and Randy McGinnis are now star dancers for their new movie, entitled, Melon Field Fever. Scott Foltz, who has taken over the lead role in the T.V. series, Splderman . He has finally caught Lois in his web! Lauri Geerts and Jerry are now proud parents of eight little gunners . Pat Gerdes is taking drum lessons from John Gray. He says she has real good rhythm! Jeanne Gro' hairing has now gone completely bald. Her hair fell out when she changed her name to Daehler. Betty Haas, who is head designer for Avon, Inc., has finally put out a new decanter, The Toad . Thanks for posing, Todd! Gene Habeen and Darryl Appel are now the co-presidents of Plow-Boys, United . From peanuts to presidency, Jimmy Carter, eat your heart out! Todd Halfman, who always wanted to get into Betty's uniform, is now head cheerleader at Notre Dame University. Rah, Betty! She taught him everything he knows. Tim Harridge, present owner of what was formerly known as Buck's Barn and Lynwood Lynks, has changed the name to Tiny Tim's Twinkle Turf.

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GRADUATING SENIORS