Thomson High School - Sandburr Yearbook (Thomson, IL)

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Linda Reese Mark ftoy Darci Richard Kaufman.

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We have learned through our sources that Bob Kaufman can be found in the underwear section on page 612 in the Sears Catalog. Dick Morris is now the owner of his own Chicken Coop called 'Sir Richard's , serving legs, thighs, breasts, and gizzards. Cheryl Nelson is in a Paris hospital recovering from a little accident. She cut off her ear and sent it to her lover. Remember, history repeats itself. Dave and Mike Prins have their own men's hair styling salon. Can you tell which twin has the tony?? Linda Reese has just invented a new line of adhesive brassieres called Reeses Peanut Butter Cups. Julie Rice married Micky Rooney and is now the San Francisco treat—Rice A Rooney. Shicla Rieck has her own line of cosmetics and colognes. Her slogan is Be Sheik (Chic), Wear Rieck. Now starring in the new production of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs is Sarah Robinson. She took over Sneezy's roll... Achoo!! Jim Ross has just completed his new dictionary called The Bogus Book of Language. Now we can finally under- stand him. Rosemary Senneff has been picked-up for over-exposure and was sentenced to 30 days in the dark-room. Say cheese Rosie!! » Poor Shelley Spencer has been demoted to Miss Match because Jim forgot to close the cover before striking. Matt Thomas is a really good maintenance man and works well with tools and machinery. He should really go far.. .if he doesn't get nailed!! Stewardesses run when they see Terry Towery coming. He always wants them to move their tails for him as he flies the plane. It was kind of hard looking up Richard Turney, because he is the hit-man for the McGinnis Mafia. Having all of those jobs as a senior has finally paid off for Linda Wiersema, because she combined them all as she is now a check-out girl at a quick-foods restaurant that specializes in natural foods. Steve Wilkinson, who own's Wilkinson's Body Repair Shop, really does a bang-up job with your car. Dave Young married his high school sweetheart, Lori Schoening. They are now the proud parents of ten long- legged midgets. Clarence Hartson, and wife Cathy are now operating their own vegetable stand which is only one link in the long chain of McGinnis, Incorporated. Clarence is also serving as sherriff to Carroll County. He holds the world's rec- ord for issuing the most tickets in one day. Pam Jones has just won first prize in one of those Draw Winky Contests. Her prize was a lifetime supply of bubble gum. How long do you think that will last her? ... The Junior Class...

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DAR Award: Brenda Bielema Honor Graduates Class Officers L TO R: President: Terry Towery, Vice President: Dave Young, Secretary: Sarah Robinson, Treasurer: Linda Wiersema, Advisor: Mr. Jerry Peterson. Awards And Honors Valedictorian: Linda Wiersema Salutatorian: Gary Hartman