Thomson High School - Sandburr Yearbook (Thomson, IL)

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We have learned through our sources that Bob Kaufman can be found in the underwear section on page 612 in the Sears Catalog. Dick Morris is now the owner of his own Chicken Coop called 'Sir Richard's , serving legs, thighs, breasts, and gizzards. Cheryl Nelson is in a Paris hospital recovering from a little accident. She cut off her ear and sent it to her lover. Remember, history repeats itself. Dave and Mike Prins have their own men's hair styling salon. Can you tell which twin has the tony?? Linda Reese has just invented a new line of adhesive brassieres called Reeses Peanut Butter Cups. Julie Rice married Micky Rooney and is now the San Francisco treat—Rice A Rooney. Shicla Rieck has her own line of cosmetics and colognes. Her slogan is Be Sheik (Chic), Wear Rieck. Now starring in the new production of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs is Sarah Robinson. She took over Sneezy's roll... Achoo!! Jim Ross has just completed his new dictionary called The Bogus Book of Language. Now we can finally under- stand him. Rosemary Senneff has been picked-up for over-exposure and was sentenced to 30 days in the dark-room. Say cheese Rosie!! » Poor Shelley Spencer has been demoted to Miss Match because Jim forgot to close the cover before striking. Matt Thomas is a really good maintenance man and works well with tools and machinery. He should really go far.. .if he doesn't get nailed!! Stewardesses run when they see Terry Towery coming. He always wants them to move their tails for him as he flies the plane. It was kind of hard looking up Richard Turney, because he is the hit-man for the McGinnis Mafia. Having all of those jobs as a senior has finally paid off for Linda Wiersema, because she combined them all as she is now a check-out girl at a quick-foods restaurant that specializes in natural foods. Steve Wilkinson, who own's Wilkinson's Body Repair Shop, really does a bang-up job with your car. Dave Young married his high school sweetheart, Lori Schoening. They are now the proud parents of ten long- legged midgets. Clarence Hartson, and wife Cathy are now operating their own vegetable stand which is only one link in the long chain of McGinnis, Incorporated. Clarence is also serving as sherriff to Carroll County. He holds the world's rec- ord for issuing the most tickets in one day. Pam Jones has just won first prize in one of those Draw Winky Contests. Her prize was a lifetime supply of bubble gum. How long do you think that will last her? ... The Junior Class...

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Senior Class Prophecy The Junior class of 1976 sincerely hopes that this Senior Class Prophecy is taken in a very humorous way, since that is the way it was written! We will now proceed into the year 1996 where we see: Tim Adolph who is driving at the Indy 500 under Krahn's sponsorship. He really has nice pit stops because his wife, Vicky, head chef at Krahn's always has something hot waiting for him. Brenda Bielema is now the developer of a new style of hair curling where all you have to do is put your toe into a socket, and instant curl! Kathy Brock and Kathy Whiting now have their own permanent business specializing in finger waves. We see Mike Calvert in the Army where he has just been promoted to latrine duty. Comer Pyle never had it so good! We are now at the International Kite Flying Contest where Bill Cate has just entered his prize winner... Let's stay and see him get it up. All of his locker kicking and child kicking has paid off for Mark Diephuis, because he is now a place kicker for the Savanna Indians. Mark Domdey is now operating a massage parlor in the back of his van, called Mark's Porta-Rub . Let's hope he doesn't rub you the wrong way. Ernie Dykstra has gotten over his shyness as we now see him as Speaker of the House in Washington, D. C. Gregg Geerts is now the owner of an auto parts and body shop that is called Geerts Gears. If you can't find 'em grind 'em. Robert Habben is now running a farm and on the side he is a mechanic. He is the only person who can tear a cow apart and put it back together. Denise Halfman is currently in show business working for Tony Orlando. This family hour group is called Uncle Tony and Denises... De-Nephews, De-Aunts, and De-Grandmas. Gary Hartman is also in show business as the star of his very own soap opera entitled GARY HARTMAN, GARY HARTMAN... Twila Hatheway has just received an award for being the best baker in New York. She HATH E WAY with buns! ! FLASH!! Penny Holmquist, alias Bedpan Penny , has been caught ripping off bedpans again. She is now public enema number one. Bruce Houzenga is now teamed with his high school sweetheart in their own Television show, Stocksky and Dutch. Mark Hoy is now doing the Hamms Beer Commercial. He is having a little trouble with the bear though, because someone taught it how to do the claw. 14 Richard Kaufman and his 1975 Red Nova were both featured as the center-fold in Un-popular Mechanics.

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