Thomas Dale High School - Reflector Yearbook (Chester, VA)

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a Fe HAIR FRIZZED AFTER A PREVIOUS we 3% — story TEST 4 ia | LOOKING SLYLY AT GUYS WHILE TRYING TO LOOK LIKE SHE’S NOT Portraying victims of a common disease among students, Gary and Brigett exhibit the symptoms. Distin- guished by either the jock look or the preppy look these students can often be found at football games, McDonalds or movies. Whether they are finishing a paper that is due in five minutes or gossiping with a friend, they are constantly busy. The infection is spreading fast, inflicting all students with what is known as Knight Fever. To determine if you have a chronic case look at the following pictures and see how many symptoms you have. The scoring of your symptoms gives the following classifications: 18-24 Typical Senior (terminal); 12-17 Typical Junior (chronic); 6-11 Typical Sophomore (mild); 5 or less Typical Freshman (newly exposed) . MUST BE 14K GOLD INITIALS ON SWEATER (SUFFERING FROM AN IDENTITY CRISIS) AREAL CLASSIC (TO LOVE AGAIN) oY NEVER MISSES AN ISSUE FINGER SAVED FOR FUTURE BOYFRIEND’S CLASS RING NAILS MANICURED TO PERFECTION DURING A RECENT PEP RALLY CORDUROY PANTS (COLOR—COORDINATED WITH SWEATER; MAROON A BRIGHT STUDENT (ALWAYS AND GRAY OF COURSE) TAKES NOTES DURING CLASS) PURSE (CONTAINS TWO PACKS OF GUM, THREE PENS, FIVE POUNDS OF MAKE-UP, AND ONE RADIO) NIKES (FOR QUICK ESCAPE FROM EAGER DATES) 22 TD Knight i

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However the prairie dresses and high col- lar blouses help a young girl turn her fancies toward the ‘‘princess’’ image. Then there are a few minis which have infiltrated the classrooms. But if your pocket book pinches then a pair of jeans with no brand name and a sim- ple shirt and sweater purchased at a local discount store can serve one well for weekends or every day. Regardless of the label worn, every student wears his fashions as an individual with respect and dignity. Wearing the typical preppy outfits, Rhonda Gregory and Kelly Harris look for leisure reading material. Looking at the contents of the letter, typical punk rocker, Terry Parmer, gets the mail for Mr. Sublett. Taking advantage of the warmer weather, Cin- dy Harrison is dressed for the long ride ahead. Waiting for her bus, Kim Layman models the latest fashion. CHESTERFIELD COUNTY LIBRARY Newest Fashions 21 Ph VIRGINIA

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ARE YOU A KNIGHT? THE JOCK LOOK a SHAVES ONCE A WEEK WHETHER HE NEEDS IT OR NOT 1.Q. ADVERTISED VARSITY JACKET COMPLETE WITH LETTER AND PINS POLO SHIRT (THE REAL HORSE WITH STICK, NOT AN IMITATION) INCOMPLETE THEME DUE NEXT CLASS TYPES SIX WORDS PER MINUTE (USES THIS FINGER) AMPLE SUPPLY OF AA SCAR ON FINGER FROM BEING BOOK REPORTS ALWAYS CAUGHT IN THREE RING DONE WITH THE HELP OF BINDER CLIFF QUIZ .Do you ever feel like running everyone over in the intersection? 2. Would you like to steal a jock’s let- terman jacket and burn it? 3. When you’re walking down the hall, do you feel the need to drop your books and start tap dancing? 4. Do you say ‘“‘totally’’ or ‘‘fail to see it’’ at least ten times a day? 5.Do you ever feel like calling Mr. Sublett, “Jimmy?” 6. Have you ever wondered what Mr. Thomas sounds like when he yells? DESIGNER JEANS a THESE BOOTS ARE MADE FOR WALKING TD Knight 23