Theresa Public School - Milestone Yearbook (Theresa, WI)

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CiJJ YOU DIAGINB? 1. Everyone in his seat during the 8:30 period? 2. No seat changing during the second semester? 3. Jimney V idnor with straight hair? 4. Hedwig Rahjes flunking? 5. The sophomores knowing their Algebra? 6. The Bandlows without their artistic ability? 7. Gladys six feet tall? 8. Jeanne without sweaters? 9. 3etty not talking? 10. Robert Hartman not knowing an answer? 11. The History assignments being short? 12. There being a lot of A’s in the science tests? 13. Jinney and Dick working without pins and glue? 14. Some night when no one stayed after school for some special activity? This looks like a clear case: A nan was charged with shooting a number of pigeons, the property of a farmer. Counsel for the defense tried to frighten the farmer. Counsel: Noy, are you prepared to swear that this nan shot your pigeons? Farmer: I didn’t say he did shoot ’em. I said I suspected him of doing it. Counsel: AhJ Now we’re coning to it. '.That made you suspect this nan? Farmer: Well, firstly, I caught him on my land with a gun. Secondly, I hoard the gun go off and saw some pigeons fall. Thirdly, I found four of ny pigeons in his pocket—and I don’t think then birds flew in there and committed suicide. We should bo as skilled in finding virtues as we are faults—as generous with praise as wo are free with critici an. Junior had been reading Treasure Island.” That night when ho was at his prayers, his mother was nuch shocked to hear him say: Give us this day our daily bread; yo, ho, ho, and a bottle of run. You are not dressed for work until you put on a smile. Mother: Junior, ’. as it a bad accident when you and the other boy ran into each other on your bicycles? Well, he was knocked speechless and ny bike was knocked spokeless. Junior:

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BravoJ Mother: Oliver, wore you a good little boy at church today? Oliver: Yes, Mother. A mn offered do a big plate of nonoy and I said, No, thank you! He May Be In Rosenary: Whoro is Johnny this afternoon? Enogene: If he knows as nuch about canoes as he thinks he does, he is out canoeing, but if he doesnft know any nore than I think he does, he’s swimming. Tourist: Don’t you ever get lonesome up here? liountainoer: Oh, Yes, but I have a couple of good jokes I tell myself. Father: Reuben: Father: Now, Junior, be good while I’n away. Okay, Pop. I’ll be good for a quarter. Y hy, son, when I was your ago I was good for nothing. No Fire. Betty: Does your faco burn? Betty: doesn’t look so hot! A Good Idea Finer: Did you ever ride a horse? Orville: Why, certainly. Elmer: Did you ever ride a nulo? Orville: Of course not! Elmer: Yrju oughta get on to yourself sonetine. Silence Russell: I mot my girl on the street last night and she never spoke. Reuben: ’.That did you do? Russell: I never let on I hoard her. Advice For All of Us Co-operate: Rononbor the banana—every tine it loaves the bunch it gets skinned. Always carry a sideline of courtesy and common sense.

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Mr. Leichtle (to hinsolf( : I can't understand why ny watch won't go. I think it needs cleaning. Gladys: It can't be dirty, Daddy. Betty and I had it in the bath this morning. TAUC VS. ACTION To those who brag or gossip This proverb should appeal The stcan that blcws the whistle Will nevor turn the wheelJ SCIENCE NOTE Mr, Dexter—What ccn you tell me about nitrates? Einer: Well, they are a lot cheaper than day rates. Jin: Is thore an instrument for measuring density? Mr. Dexter: Certainly, the report card. Miss Scoville: Have you done any outside reading? Dick: No, it's been too cold.