Theresa Public School - Milestone Yearbook (Theresa, WI)

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HUMOR Necessary Identity Bank Teller: You will have to be identified, Undone. Wonan: Certainly, ny friend here v ill identify no. Bank Toller: But I don’t know her, Undone. Wonan: How silly of ne. Of course, I’ll introduce you. 4 • Systen And then there’s tho story of the woman who had four husbands. The first one was a millionairej the second.one was an actor; the third one was a minister; and tho fourth one was an undertaker. That made one for tho nancy, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go The Proper Way A tftnfihftr had been instructing tho childron to say double sun rise. All Mixed Up A little boy of six years cane hone and announced that his class had loarned a new song.. . What was it? asked his proud mother. It was a carol, ho said, called ’Wild Shepherds Washed Their Frocks by Night.’ And Pretty Good at the Plate . Speaking about nysolf, I’ve got a basoball dog. What makes you call him a baseball dog? Because he wears a nuzzle, catches flies, chases fowls, and boats it for hone when he sees the catcher coiling. . ’ , Tho Exception i ' You can take it as an elementary conception that when an article is sold, it goes to the.buyer, said Mr. Dexter in Social Scionco class. With tho exception of coal, chirped the bright Freshman. And why coal? asked Mr. Dexter. When that’s bought, it goes to the cellar.